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GREEK Klania or Pordi (a typical fart) Klano (to fart) Eklasa (I just let one go. Cover your noses!!) Impraem (Very loud fart, something like a firing cannon) Kanonia (to fart LOUDLY (look above)) Giousoufaki (a barely heard fart or one with no noise) Tzoufia (the one which smells like rotten egg. Bliah!!) Oh holy shit that is funny.  And dead on too.
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Stop it! Greece or Canada, farting is not funny! It's stupid and immature even if it did save Canada!
I hate you both, Terrance & Phillip! Farting is stupid, and I'll fix you both!
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different ways to say "i love you"
"FUCK YOU BITCH!!! YOUR FUCKING DEAD YOU WHORE!!! IM GONNA KILL YA!!! YA FUCKING HEAR ME YOU WENCH!!! IM GONNA FUCKIN BEAT TO DEATH!!!"
That was a crazy wife-beater expressing his love for his wife
"Now TV's all about format these days isn't it, and I've got a new type for you right here.
Its me and Paris Hilton driving around in a car.... Now I know what you're thinking, but she's in the boot!"
"So you see, 'Ring around the Rosey' refers to the horrible symptoms of a terrifying disease, a disease which.....a disease which....ZIM! Theres a Pigeon on you're head. You have 'Head Pigeons'. get to the Nurse before they spread to the other children."
"Get off my lawn Cookie Beast!"
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Well, I suppose the wife beater could concievably express his love by:
Kanonia (to fart LOUDLY )
This simply wouldnt make good TV though. Youths today want crazy violence and homo-erotic behaviour between grown men. A show about farts could only last 2 or so episodes, and it would have to be drawn out by subliminal pics of gay anal love to please the board of directors
HOWS THAT FOR OFF-TOPIC!!!
"Now TV's all about format these days isn't it, and I've got a new type for you right here.
Its me and Paris Hilton driving around in a car.... Now I know what you're thinking, but she's in the boot!"
"So you see, 'Ring around the Rosey' refers to the horrible symptoms of a terrifying disease, a disease which.....a disease which....ZIM! Theres a Pigeon on you're head. You have 'Head Pigeons'. get to the Nurse before they spread to the other children."
"Get off my lawn Cookie Beast!"
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What did the five fingers say to the face?
Best lookin', best singin' motherfucker you ever laid eyes on!
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Flameswordsman said:
Well, I suppose the wife beater could concievably express his love by:
Kanonia (to fart LOUDLY )
This simply wouldnt make good TV though. Youths today want crazy violence and homo-erotic behaviour between grown men. A show about farts could only last 2 or so episodes, and it would have to be drawn out by subliminal pics of gay anal love to please the board of directors
HOWS THAT FOR OFF-TOPIC!!!
klinton?
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What did the five fingers say to the face?
..."I'm Rick James, bitch"?
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SLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Now we celebrate with the sticky icky!
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SLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HA HA!!! That's right, motherfucker!
Best lookin', best singin' motherfucker you ever laid eyes on!
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Now we celebrate with the sticky icky!
Yes! The stickiest of the icky! ...Bitches! Show crawfordcrow and Joe Mama your titties!
Best lookin', best singin' motherfucker you ever laid eyes on!
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I'll show you my titties for some crack!
...I'll suck your dick, too!
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wow. last year's comedy routines. how fresh and exciting. 
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I'll show you my titties for some crack!
...I'll suck your dick, too!
No, thank you. Grimm's momma just took care of that.
As I explained to her while she fished one of my pubic hairs from her teeth, I tried to travel back in time to discover when long-haired skulls with hats were "fresh and exciting", but I couldn't remember when Guns 'n' Roses first album debuted.
Time-Travelling Player Hater Extraordinaire.
I hope Joe Mama comes to your house and uses your bathroom.
If you cross me, I'll go back in time and pull out of your momma.
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I'll show you my titties for some crack!
...I'll suck your dick, too!
No, thank you. Grimm's momma just took care of that.
As I explained to her while she fished one of my pubic hairs from her teeth, I tried to travel back in time to discover when long-haired skulls with hats were "fresh and exciting", but I couldn't remember when Guns 'n' Roses first album debuted.
Wow. That was...HATEFUL!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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*yawn.* Is that all you got?
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I can feel the love permeating my cable hook-up!
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that's not love, and that ain't his cable hook up. eeeewwwwww.
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Grimm said:
*yawn.* Is that all you got?
Unfortunately, it was all I could manage without a blindfold for myself and a crotchless autopsy bag to place over your momma.
Incidentally, Moesha needs her extensions returned by next Tuesday, and Rob Zombie wants Al Jourgensen's hat back.
...Oh, and your momma told me to tell you to eat a cookie.
Time-Travelling Player Hater Extraordinaire.
I hope Joe Mama comes to your house and uses your bathroom.
If you cross me, I'll go back in time and pull out of your momma.
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Grimm said:
*yawn.* Is that all you got?
Unfortunately, it was all I could manage without a blindfold for myself and a crotchless autopsy bag to place over your momma.
Incidentally, Moesha needs her extensions returned by next Tuesday, and Rob Zombie wants Al Jourgensen's hat back.
...Oh, and your momma told me to tell you to eat a cookie.
see the equation here is real simple (much like yourself). time of response + personal attacks x unoriginality and divide by your seventh grade imagination=I win!
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I would like to take this moment to stop and acknowledge my mentor, the message board god. RACK you, basams, wherever you are.
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reax, please, pay attention.
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see the equation here is real simple (much like yourself). time of response + personal attacks x unoriginality and divide by your seventh grade imagination=I win!
Taken with a grain of salt from a man who posts with seventh-grade sentence structure and believes that an eye-rolling emoticon constitutes a clever snap.
Whenever you have a moment, son, I'll sit down and teach you another fresh and clever comeback that you can use, it's called "Sticks and Stones". It's particularly caustic because it rhymes.
Time-Travelling Player Hater Extraordinaire.
I hope Joe Mama comes to your house and uses your bathroom.
If you cross me, I'll go back in time and pull out of your momma.
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Grimm said:
see the equation here is real simple (much like yourself). time of response + personal attacks x unoriginality and divide by your seventh grade imagination=I win!
Taken with a grain of salt from a man who posts with seventh-grade sentence structure and believes that an eye-rolling emoticon constitutes a clever snap.
Whenever you have a moment, son, I'll sit down and teach you another fresh and clever comeback that you can use, it's called "Sticks and Stones". It's particularly caustic because it rhymes.
That's right, Yesterday's Chappelle. Whatever you do=I win!
Now don't you have a "spiritual retreat" in South Africa to get back to? Or perhaps more characters to tread off of? How about a Paul Mooney or Charlie Murphy next?
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Oh, dear. It looks like someone's grumpy.
I understand... it's hard to feel the hate and not be able to convey it effectively. That's why so many teenagers get lock themselves away in their rooms, surround themselves with pictures of things like long-haired skulls in hats, seething to loud music, and pausing periodically to tell one of their parents to go fuck themselves.
But, don't worry, once you can achieve sexual relations with something other than your comforter, everything else just kind of falls into place.
Time-Travelling Player Hater Extraordinaire.
I hope Joe Mama comes to your house and uses your bathroom.
If you cross me, I'll go back in time and pull out of your momma.
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I win again! here's to Yesterday's Chappelle, the RKMB equivalent of Jimmy Fallon, both unoriginal and unfunny. 
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My goodness, it's worse than I thought. First the man picks a verbal fight, then discovers a full-blown inability to marshall his wit, and is forced to fall back on playground taunts and flawed circular logic. He has committed an "Oakley", if you will.
At this point, I don't know what else can be said about Grimm that hasn't been explained to his parents by the "special needs" counselor at the alternative school.
Time-Travelling Player Hater Extraordinaire.
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If you cross me, I'll go back in time and pull out of your momma.
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Yesterday's Chappelle really likes to stroke his own ego. 
"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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Silky, after seeing your trip into the past, I was tempted to travel back in time myself. My plan was to fuck yo' mama in hopes that my good looks would make you less ugly. Then I saw yo' mama and realized that NOTHING could help you!!!
HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE!!!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Nicely done!
"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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Joe Mama said:
Silky, after seeing your trip into the past, I was tempted to travel back in time myself. My plan was to fuck yo' mama in hopes that my good looks would make you less ugly. Then I saw yo' mama and realized that NOTHING could help you!!!
HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE!!!
Oh! Joe Mama, you are relentlessly hateful! It's a pleasure to see that my DNA has bore such hateful fruit.
Time-Travelling Player Hater Extraordinaire.
I hope Joe Mama comes to your house and uses your bathroom.
If you cross me, I'll go back in time and pull out of your momma.
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YesterDave, you have awakened the Minister of Intoxication. You'd best quit while you're. . .oh, too late.
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...and Rob Zombie wants Al Jourgensen's hat back.
HATE! HATE! HATE! HATE! HATE! HATE! HATE! HATE! HATE!
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