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He didn't want me to tell!
completely retarded and socially irredeemable fuckface Post Infinite Crisis Zero Hour Ultimate Jaburg53:As seen on Google© RACK MisterJLA
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well, can you blame him? I mean, Oakley's gonna be all over him now.
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Jaburg is just upset that even after all these years I Keep turning him down. I keep telling you Jaburg. I am not a cat
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Hey, BK - last night, in the AIM chat, Jaburg asked me to steal your stereo. Not because he wants it, but because he says you're an asshole. I dunno what happened, but you two should make peace - you're the original cute couple of the RKMBs. Second only to Chris and Christine Oakley.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Ultimate Jaburg53 said:
Balloon Knot is gay.
Tell us something we dont already know!
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Joe Mama said:
Hey, BK - last night, in the AIM chat, Jaburg asked me to steal your stereo. Not because he wants it, but because he says you're an asshole. I dunno what happened, but you two should make peace - you're the original cute couple of the RKMBs. Second only to Chris and Christine Oakley.
Not Balloon Knot's stereo, the bastard who lives in the apartment below me.
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Hey, BK - last night, in the AIM chat, Jaburg asked me to steal your stereo. Not because he wants it, but because he says you're an asshole. I dunno what happened, but you two should make peace - you're the original cute couple of the RKMBs. Second only to Chris and Christine Oakley.
Not Balloon Knot's stereo, the bastard who lives in the apartment below me.
Uh huh.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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FUCKING NOTHING NEW HERE! EVERYONE KNOWS HE'S A FUCKING FAG!!
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FUCKING NOTHING NEW HERE! EVERYONE KNOWS HE'S A FUCKING FAG!!
Even I was a Fag, None of you are good enough for me. With the exception of PJP and MR.JLA
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FUCKING NOTHING NEW HERE! EVERYONE KNOWS HE'S A FUCKING FAG!!
Even I was a Fag,
Just quoting this before it gets edited!
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I brew beer now. Brewing beer is cool.
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"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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Honesty was always the best policy!
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"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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PCG342: this chat's been dead the past couple of days. what gives?
NowhereHowdy: You drove them away
UltimateJaburg53: I'm laying low due to the recent zombie attacks
PCG342: heh.
PCG342: but.... I love you so much, nowhereman!
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Honesty was always the best policy!
"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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Balloon Knot said:
Even I was a Fag, None of you are good enough for me. With the exception of PJP and MR.JLA
Will you please stop trying to be like me.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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When did you admit you were gay?
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Rex aint gay. He lives in Eugene.
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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They don't allow gays here.
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Nowhereman said:
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Balloon Knot said:
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RKMBDICK said:
FUCKING NOTHING NEW HERE! EVERYONE KNOWS HE'S A FUCKING FAG!!
Even I was a Fag,
Just quoting this before it gets edited!
Jean-yus!
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UNBINDING SPELL
This spell cannot be turned and there is no spell that will rebind the person once unbound. Their power will come back; their body will be free. I would not try to make a spell to undo this; there is no spell which will achieve this and people that tried have been bound themselves as a result. It should also be noted that this spell does not help those who become bound as a result of trying to break it. Needs: Two White candles Two Black candles Movements: Take the person that is bound and place him or her on his or her back looking up. Place the two black candles at his feet and the two whites at his head. Light them and then start the spell. Spell: I call on the gods and goddesses of the old days as well of those of the new. Break this spell that they call a binding with your power. Gods of light move about this man or woman's body. Allow your power to break the holds on him or her. Goddesses come down and wake his or her body. Allow the power that you have given this person to be woken. I call on the East gate. Break the binding spell that was placed on this person. Let it be removed for good. Do not allow a spell of binding be placed on he or she that is before me. Movements: Place your hands to his or her chest and speak once more Spell Continues: Gods and Goddesses and the East gate, help me within my workings. Allow your power to move within my hands and allow the binding that was put upon my friend to be removed and never to come within him again may he live or die. I call on the element of the East, the element of water, to fill these hands and move within this body to allow the walls that hold him or her fall. I call on the gate of the West, the gate of fire, come forth and burn these walls that hold him or her from awaking and burn the walls that hold back his or her power. I call on the gate of the South, break the walls down with your power so my friend may awaken as well his power. I call on the gate to the North to come and let the winds move air within my friend's body. Unlock the binding that was placed on my friend and awaken his or her power and body to never be locked again. Movements: Move your hands down the sides of his or her body and say this. Spell Continues: O great gods and goddesses and the gates that hold the elements within, Send your power within my hands and break free my friend from this binding. I call on my friend; within your walls, break that which holds you. Open your body to my power and break the walls that hold you. Come to me, my friend. O great gods and goddesses, do not allow the binding to work on this person any longer. The power of both sides, of the Light and Dark, Your onus is broken and you are free once more. As the day and night, so shall you be of both this day, and not just one. Movements: Back away once getting to his feet and dot move close tell you see the light of light come over him or her and then the light of Dark come over him then see his eyes move little. Then you may go to him or her to hold and help him.
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Lothar of The Hill People said:
Rex aint gay. He lives in Eugene.
Last edited by Nowhereman; 2005-08-06 5:14 PM.
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I don't know how to play magic.
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why doesnt balloonknot like me?
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Cause you type without caps...........just like Rob!
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I am not gay, I only play one on TV
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I am not gay, I only play one on TV
Me too! The work sucks, but the pay s great.
If karma's a bitch, it will be my bitch!
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Balloon Knot said:
I am not gay, I only play one on TV
Me too! The work sucks, but the pay s great.
yeah, it's a real pain in the ass
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yeah, it's a real pain in the ass
Have you tried writing 'no entry' on your resume? It's worked wonders. I've rediscovered the pleasure of sitting down.
If karma's a bitch, it will be my bitch!
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yeah, it's a real pain in the ass
Have you tried writing 'no entry' on your resume? It's worked wonders. I've rediscovered the pleasure of sitting down.
I tried that, But they told me I would then have to work with Rob and PCG. Anything is better then that
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Hey! I'm not gay! I don't have a job, either...
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Rent boy classifies as a job!
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Screw you, Nowhereman.
figuratively.
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I don't kow, I think you are coming on to him
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I'm glad you don't kow. that sounds rather painful.
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