RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts I didn't even have the pudding!

Oh how love hurts.

What's all this then? What pudding? What on Gob's name are you talking about?

Iiiiiiiisn't iiiiiit eeeeeeveeeeeniiiing

I find the avatar strangely Rob-like.

6000rpms

Hey look,that little Mxy guy changed my post. That's cool.

jello

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He'd been employed there for years when he came home one day and told his wife he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.

His wife, terribly concerned, suggested that he saw sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill refused - he'd be too embarrassed, he said, and vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

So a few weeks later, Bill came home one day white-faced. His wife knew something was seriously wrong. "My God, Bill, what's wrong?" she asked. Bill looked at her. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
"Oh Bill, you didn't," she moaned, horrified.
"Yes, I did," replied Bill.
"My God, Bill, what happened?"
"I got fired."
"No, Bill, I mean what happened with the pickle slicer?"
"Oh, she got fired too."

Inside every weiner is magical juices! Whenever it comes out, I gets rocks to smoke!

The Cure
10.15 Saturday Night

10.15
Saturday night
And the tap drips
Under the strip light
And I'm sitting
In the kitchen sink
And the tap drips
Drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip

Waiting
For the telephone to ring
And I'm wondering
Where she's been
And I'm crying
For yesterday
And the tap drips
Drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip

It's always the same

Quotes from Batman Begins (2005)

Carmine Falcone: [frantically loading his shotgun] What the hell are you?
[Batman breaks open the limo's sunroof and pulls Falcone out]
Bruce Wayne: I'm Batman!
[Batman knocks Falcone out with a headbutt, then notices a bum watching him. The bum is wearing the coat Bruce gave him years ago]
Bruce Wayne: Nice coat.
[Batman flies off with Falcone]
Homeless Man: Thanks.

The avalanche has already started; it is too late for the pebbles to vote.