RKMBs Forums .::Robegories::. Sports and Wrestling Introducing the RKMBWF!

I stole this idea from another board, just like any proper NB would...

We are randomly assigned midcard wrestlers and forced to fight each other, thanks in part to the cutting edge technology of the Nintendo 64 and quite possibly the best wrestling game developed, WWF No Mercy.

There shall be a RKMBWF Title, Tag Titles, and a Curtain Jurker Title, for you low, low carded fools.

Competition starts tomorrow. And don't bother signing up... all are participating!

Yay!!

I guess I'm the only one who thought No Mercy was horribly overrated...

If its on Nintendo it must be shit!

Whatevah, Atari Boy!

Whelp, I finished the RKMBWF Draft and here're your reps!

Bobo Kamphausen: Big Boss Man
The Franta: Cactus Jack
BSAMS: Hardcore Holly
HK: Dean Malenko
The Bastard: Jim Ross
theory9: Chris Benoit
ROY BATTY: Eddie Guerrero
Allan1: Taka Michinoku
LLance: Pat Patterson
Bibbo: Jeff Hardy
MXY: Al Snow
TK-069: Tazz
Capt. Sammitch: Essa Rios
Chewy Walrus: Chris Jericho
PJP: Scotty 2 Hotty
Sideways: Kane
ZOD: D'Lo Brown
ManOfTheAtom: Faarooq
DocMidnite: Rikishi
Ultimate JaBurg: Shawn Michaels
Wednesday: Vince McMahon
Animalman: Steven Richards
the Doctor: Billy Gunn
Big Bad Voodoo Daddy: The Godfather
Kristogar Velo: D'Von Dudley
URG: Val Venus
MisterJLA: X-Pac
Nowhereman: British Bulldog
CrisLander: Jeff Hardy
Drzsmith: Jerry Lawler
Grimm: Earl Hebner
Disco Steve: Andre the Giant
whomod: Bradshaw
JoeCa: HHH
Brian A. Ortiz: Crash
Brian Fellow: Albert
Dave: Mark Henry
jafabian: Funaki
RufusTfirefly: Road Dogg
JQ: Perry Saturn
Snarf: Shane McMahon
Kurt Angle: Kurt Angle
Sacman: Ken Shamrock
Lothar of the Hill People: Steve Austin
Chant: Howard Finkel
Stupid Dogg: The Rock
Jack Mehoff: Matt Hardy
The Time Trust: Bull Buchanan
Danny: Edge
Pig Iron: Christian
King Krypton: Paul Bearer
Dev Em: Steve Blackman
Soy Un Perdedor: Michael Cole
First National Bastard: Viscera
Sonhaven: Bubba Ray Dudley
Matt Kennedy: Grandmaster Sexay
Jar Of Cardinals: Undertaker
Bianca: Jacqueline
Butterrican: Lita
Kimi: Trish Stratus
Stareena: Chyna
Lor: Terri
Uschi: Mae Young
Koriand'r: Stephanie McMahon
Cowgirl Jack: Tori
wenchofthelodge: Ivory
Batwoman: Fabulous Moolah
DFFCLTKND: Linda McMahon

I'm the Worm!!!!

OK, we're gonna do this the old bracket style of King of the Ring (sadly now turned to Bad Blood)...

Anywho, here's the First Bracket of competitors:

Bobo Kamphausen v. Sideways
The Franta v. ZOD
BSAMS v. ManOfTheAtom
HK v. DocMidnite
The Bastard v. Ultimate JaBurg
theory9 v. Wednesday
ROY BATTY v. Animalman
Allan1 v. the Doctor
LLance v. Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
Bibbo v. Kristogar Velo
MXY v. URG
TK-069 v. MisterJLA
Capt. Sammitch v. Nowhereman
Chewy Walrus v. CrisLander
PJP v. Drzsmith
Grimm v. The Time Trust
Disco Steve v. Danny
whomod v. Pig Iron
JoeCa v. King Krypton
Brian A. Ortiz v. Dev Em
Brian Fellow v. Soy Un Perdedor
Dave v.First National Bastard
jafabian v. Sonhaven
RufusTfirefly v. Matt Kennedy
JQ v. Jar Of Cardinals
Snarf v. Stupid Dogg
Kurt Angle v. dsoley
Sacman v. Chant
Jack Mehoff v. Lothar of the Hill People

But I don't wanna fight URG! He am nice caveman!

You're gonna fight and you're gonna like it, dammit!

Yeah, you anti-cavite Mxy! You got this coming to you!

But on the other hand, I don't wanna fight Bibbo. I have plenty of enemies around here, why am I fighting a guy I have no problems with?

YEAH!

Round One results:

Bobo [Big Boss Man] d. Sideways [Kane], at 6:21 via Stall Piledriver.

The Franta [Cactus Jack] d. ZOD [D'Lo Brown], at 5:31 by submission.

ManOfTheAtom [Faarooq] d. BSAMS [Hardcore Holly], at 3:01 via Dominator.

HK [Dean Malenko] d Doc Midnite [Rikishi], at 3:23 via Roll-Up Pin.

Ultimate JaBurg [HBK] d. The Bastard [J.R.], at via Sweet Chin Music.

theory9 [Benoit] d. Wednesday [Vince], at 7:01 via trademark Benoit Clothesline.

ROY BATTY [Latino Heat] d. Animalman [Steven Richards], at 4:24 via German Suplex Pin.

the doctor [Billy Gunn] d. allan1 [Taka Michinoku], 3:40 at via Fame-Asser.

Big Bad Voodoo Daddy [The Godfather] d. LLance [Patterson], at 8:26 via Super Shoulder Breaker.

Kristogar Velo [D'Von Dudley] d. Bibbo [Jeff Hardy], 5:01 at via DDDT.

URG [Val Venus] d. MXY [Al Snow], at 5:55 via four Consecutive Money Shots!

TK [Tazz] d. MisterJLA [X-Pac], at 2:36 via Tazzplex.

Nowhereman [British Bulldog] d. Capt. Sammitch [Essa Rios], at via two Running Powerslams!

Chewy Walrus [Y2J] d. Crislander [Jeff Hardy], 4:22 at via Double Powerbomb.

PJP [Scotty 2 Hotty] d. Drzsmith [The King], at 8:15 via Sit-Down Powerbomb.

Grimm [Earl Hebner] d. The Time Trust [Bull Buchanan], at 6:50 via Stinkface.

Danny [Edge] d. Disco Steve [Andre], at 3:09 via Downward Spiral.

whomod [Bradshaw] d. Pig Iron [Christian], at 5:35 via two Clotheslines From Hell!

JoeCa [HHH] d. King Krypton [Paul Bearer], at 3:37 via Pedigree.

Brian A. Ortiz [Crash] d. Dev Em [Steve Blackman], at 4:55 via School Boy.

Brian Fellows [Albert] d. Soy Un Perdedor [Michael Cole], at 6:36 via Baldo Bomb.

Dave [Mark Henry] d. First National Bastard [Viscera], at 3:51 via Back Drop.

jafabian [funaki] d. Sonhaven [Bubba Ray], at 2:33 via DQ.

Matt Kennedy [GrandMaster Sexay] d. RufusTFirefly [Road Dogg], at 7:44 via top rope leg drop.

Jar Of Cardinals [Taker] d. JQ [Perry Saturn], at 6:34 by TKO.

Snarf [Shane O Mac] d. Stupid Dogg [The Rock], at 7:09 via Shake, Rattle and Roll.

dsoley [Test] d. Kurt Angle [himself], at 4:38 via Pump Handle Slam.

Sacman [Ken Shamrock] d. Chant [Howard Finkel], at 4:28 via Hurricarana Pin.

Jack Mehoff [Matt Hardy] d. Lothar [SCSA], at 6:30 via Roll-Up Pin.

The fewer the matches, the more I'll post about each match.

Round Two!

Bobo v. Jack Mehoff
The Franta v. Sacman
ManOfTheAtom v. dsoley
HK v. Snarf
Ultimate JaBurg v. Jar Of Cardinals
theory9 v. Matt Kennedy
ROY BATTY v. jafabian
the doctor v. Dave
Big Bad Voodoo Daddy v. Brian Fellow
Kristogar Velo v. Brian A. Ortiz
URG v. JoeCa
TK v. whomod
Nowhereman v. Danny
Chewy Walrus v. Grimm
PJP - Bye

How did I manage to win....I'm a Pussy. I couldn't fight my way out of a cardboard box.....I couldn't hit water if I fell out of a boat. Plus I don't mind men sticking their penis in my face.

BRING IT ON, NOWHEREMAN!

I beat Disco Steve and I can beat you!

These days HBK vs Jim Ross is a pritty even match-up.

It was so funny to watch some of these matches. MXY v. URG was the best Squash match I've ever seen. Ol' Mx probably got one slap in, before URG went berzerk.

On the other hand, there was Mark Henry v. Viscera... ugh.

LLance as Patterson...for some reason that seems just about right.

isn't it ironic?

Who the hell is D'Lo Brown and why should Zod not care!

You better recognize!

I'm flattered that you haven't forgotten me, TK. But... Kane?? I'd never break a perfectly good desk with a human body. I'd need a sledgehammer.

Which reminds me.. Who's Rob Van Damme? Or did I miss that?

No Mercy is a WWF game from 2000. I was thinking of using my CAWs of current wrestlers, but stuck with the default roster.

I'm a Billionaire Damnit

I never authorized this tournament.

I should be in this tournament......I headlined the first Two Wrestlemanias.


I Pity The Fool!

Here's what basically went down...

MXY and URG walk towards the middle of the ring:

MXY: *slap*

URG: *Clothesline* *Whip to Powerslam* *Rabbit Punches* *Suplex* *Suplex* *Whip to Back Elbow* *Punch* *Punch* *Punch* (repeat first segment for two minutes) *Fisherman's Suplex* *Knee Drop* *top rope Body Splash* *top rope Body Splash* *top rope Body Splash* *top rope Body Splash* *PIN*

Plus, there was a lot of taunting on URG's part, who constantly had to display the length of his manhood.

That's because Urg's a real man.

Did nobody else notice that Jeff Hardy got beaten twice?
Once as Crislander & once as Bibbo!

Oh & Danny,you are goin down 1-2-3 ya Aussie poof!

Pommy wanker! You'll be feeling the spear!

...and not in the gay way!

I`ll hit you so hard your criminal ancestors will feel it!

Bad news folks! I'm leaving for Florida tomorrow and I'll be gone til next Monday! I won't be able to continue the quarters, semis and finals until then, but I am completing the second round now.