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is it becuz my last movie's floped?/
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I was just sitting here, staring out my window daydreaming about being with someone, when all of a sudden a really disgusting looking bug crawls through my line of sight. Upon further investigation, it seems this bug is somehow caught between the inside of the screen and my currently closed window.
I'm not sure if this particular bug is of the flying variety, so I don't really want to open the window to kill it. So, now we are left in this standoff. I'll consider it a win if the bug finds his way back out through whatever means he got in there or if he dies. The bug can only be victorious if he lasts so long that I forget he's there and open the window....Bring it on bug!
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ddp, bischoff, tank abbott, eight-legged freaks and Courtney Cox: theyall fall before me.
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Oregon produces the most real Christmas trees. In 2001, 8.3 million trees were harvested in Oregon. – change to Oregon produces the most real Christmas trees. In 2002, 6.4 million trees were harvested in Oregon.
2-3 seedlings are planted for every harvested Christmas tree.- after this add new fact – In 2004 60 million Christmas tree seedlings were planted by Christmas tree farmers.
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Rob told me to put him on ingore, then I told him I couldn't because he was a mod, then rob told me to stop whining and contribute more.
this actually still makes me laugh, even beyond the taunting  face
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You've not been the same since the Elisa incident!
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now whose the suck a pussy!
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I don't know, but whoever he is, I am going to guesses his password.
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is this how it's going to be from now on?
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Thing is- I can’t spell or type. I spell so badly my spell check doesn’t even know what I was trying to spell. And I have five Eisners HAHAHAHHA!!
-Brian Michael Bendis
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What an oddly shaped penis.
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Thats what most people say to Elisa!
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"Those Were the Days" - Homer and Marge Simpson
Boy, the way the Bee Gees played
Movies John Travolta made
Guessing how much Elvis weighed
Those were the days
And you knew where you were then
Watching shows like "Gentle Ben"
Mister, we could use a man like Sheriff Lobo again
"Disco Duck" and Fleetwood Mac
Coming out of my eight-track
Michael Jackson still was black
Those were the days
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its good to know that your not man enough to come after me with your real id.
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Several months ago. He returned, of course.
"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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Not me, of course, 'cause Rex retuned...
"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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...... and F^&#!NG RETURNED!
"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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If that was aimed at me baby.......youre gonna pay for that 
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Like everyone else that you fuck. You Whore
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Trixie: Tread lightly who lives in hope of pussy
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Rob is suck a pussy.
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The Sopranos (HBO series) Soundtrack Lyrics
Alabama 3 - Woke Up This Morning [Chosen One Mix] Lyrics
You woke up this morning
Got yourself a gun,
Mama always said you'd be
The Chosen One.
She said: You're one in a million
You've got to burn to shine,
But you were born under a bad sign,
With a blue moon in your eyes.
You woke up this morning
All the love has gone,
Your Papa never told you
About right and wrong.
But you're looking good, baby,
I believe you're feeling fine, (shame about it),
Born under a bad sign
With a blue moon in your eyes.
You woke up this morning
The world turned upside down,
Thing's ain't been the same
Since the Blues walked into town.
But you're one in a million
You've got that shotgun shine.
Born under a bad sign,
With a blue moon in your eyes.
When you woke up this morning everything you had was
gone. By half past ten your head was going ding-dong.
Ringing like a bell from your head down to your toes,
like a voice telling you there was something you should
know. Last night you were flying but today you're so low
- ain't it times like these that make you wonder if
you'll ever know the meaning of things as they appear to
the others; wives, mothers, fathers, sisters and
brothers. Don't you wish you didn't function, wish you
didn't think beyond the next paycheck and the next little
drink' Well you do so make up your mind to go on, 'cos
when you woke up this morning everything you had was gone.
When you woke up this morning,
When you woke up this morning,
When you woke up this morning,
Mama said you'd be the Chosen One.
When you woke up this morning,
When you woke up this morning,
When you woke up this morning,
You got yourself a gun.
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****sigh***
such shite everywhere you look on this thread!
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A man's wife is in coma in the hospital, and one day the doctor walks in and changes her IV bag. While doing so, he accidentally grazes her breast and she moans. Happily, the doctor runs to the husband and tells him what had happened and tells him to perform oral sex on her because it might liven her up a bit. The husband runs in and quickly starts performing oral sex on her, but he comes back out 3 minutes later, very sad looking. "Well... what happened," the doctor asks. "She's dead," the husband starts crying. "Why?" the doctor says. "She choked
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If that was aimed at me baby.......youre gonna pay for that
Glacier.....control your woman please.
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brianjonolpolus, youve been a bad monkey!
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It's not bad enough Oakley uses his alts to cheat in the RDCW, he has to keep perpetuating his little flame war with Peejus! This has to stop!
Signed,
Peter J. Glacier
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It's not bad enough Oakley uses his alts to cheat in the RDCW, he has to keep perpetuating his little flame war with Peejus! This has to stop!
Signed,
Peter J. Glacier
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