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The Rumble-A thirty man over the top rope battle royal. The winner receives a World Heavyweight Cheese Title Match at RobbleMania!
World Heavyweight Cheese Title
Grimm (C) vs. Nowhereman
Inter-Cunt-Inental Title
Running Man Match
Doc. Mid-Nite (C) vs. Captain Sammitch
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Charlie (C) vs. Pig Iron
I make stars, baby!
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OK,people,heads up:no matter who wins the 3-on-1 handicap bout between me and the Rockers on this week's Havoc,I want a 3-on-2 tag match against TNR at the 2006 RDCW Rumble with the RDCW tag team titles on the line.I've got a tag team partner already lined up,and while I won't reveal who it is right now,I can tell you this much--he wants to kick TNR's ass just as badly as I do. 
And he's big enough to do it,too.
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Rob's Randy Rumble
A thirty man over the top rope battle royal. The winner receives a World Heavyweight Cheese Title Match at RobbleMania!
The reckless, unpredictable international wrestling superstar Amuck will make his RDCW debut in the Randy Rumble!
World Heavyweight Cheese Title
Grimm (C) vs. Nowhereman
Inter-Cunt-Inental Title
Running Man Match
Doc. Mid-Nite (C) vs. Captain Sammitch
Hardcore Porn Title
Charlie (C) vs. Pig Iron
World Tag Team Titles
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The Tuesday Night Rockers (C) vs. Chris Oakley and Partner
I make stars, baby!
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I, Dr. William Paragon, have decided that the most expedient manner of salvaging the tradition of professional wrestling from the gutter and morass of indecency that the RDCW has fallen into, is to enter and WIN the Randy Rumble and go on to RobbleMania and bring back the World Heavyweight Cheese title to greatness!
Yes, Dr. Paragon will add yet another pretigious championship to his history and lineage and bring the RDCW back to greatness in the process.
How do I know this? Because I've done it before. A decade ago, I became the first and only man to compete in the entire Randy Rumble, entering at number one and lasting through to the end! I am the symbol of excellence in professional wrestling. And at the Randy Rumble, I will prove it once again. Class will once again be in session.
Let me tell you something, just because something is in a graphic format doesn't mean it needs to be apologized for. And just because a novel is serious, doesn't mean it's serious fiction. The only thing comics should worry about is telling a good story. You do that and people will find it.
-Brad Meltzer
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I don't know about the rest of you,but frankly the thought of this twerp as RDCW world heavyweight champion makes me sick.So I'm entering the Randy Rumble too,to make sure he gets eliminated early.Class dismissed.
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I will have a major announcement to make at the Rumble, regarding the cruiserweight belt.
I'm also challenging any wrestler who feels brave enough to step into The Clockwork Banana House of Fun with me.
OOK OOK ACK EEK!
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Rob's Randy Rumble
A thirty man over the top rope battle royal. The winner receives a World Heavyweight Cheese Title Match at RobbleMania!
12 men have signed to enter the Randy Rumble:
The reckless, unpredictable, Amuck!, Dr. William Paragon, Chris Oakley, Inter-Cunt-Inental Champion Doc. Mid-Nite, Spandex Monkey Man, Captain Sammitch, Darth, Pig Iron, Charlie, and the RDCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOOORRRRRLLLLLLDDDD, the Tuesday Night Rockers (James Fantastic, "Superbad" Big T, and Tommy "The Surgeon" Savitz)!
World Heavyweight Cheese Title
Grimm (C) vs. Nowhereman
Inter-Cunt-Inental Title
Running Man Match
Doc. Mid-Nite (C) vs. Captain Sammitch
Hardcore Porn Title
Charlie (C) vs. Pig Iron
World Tag Team Titles
Handicap Match
The Tuesday Night Rockers (C) vs. Chris Oakley and Partner
Spamm's open challenge to enter the Clockwork Banana House of Fun!
Spandex Monkey Man vs. ??????
The Road to RobbleMania begins at the Randy Rumble!
I make stars, baby!
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I want in on this motherfucker.
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I want to enter the rumble so I can face myself at Robblemania for the title!
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Rob's Randy Rumble
A thirty man over the top rope battle royal. The winner receives a World Heavyweight Cheese Title Match at RobbleMania!
27 men have signed to enter the Randy Rumble:
The reckless, unpredictable, Amuck!
Dr. William Paragon
Chris Oakley
Howlerama, Howler and Highwayman
El Superbeasto, the Giant Luchadore
Inter-Cunt-Inental Champion Doc. Mid-Nite
Spandex Monkey Man
Captain Sammitch
The Sith Lord, Darth
Los Cazadores, El Aguila Joven and El Huracan
Miguel Peterson
The WooaaYahhh of Painnn, Pig Iron
The Million $ Pitbull, Charlie
El Guano
Los Diablos, Senor Veneno and El Asesino
The Allied Powers, MisterJLA and Captain Howdy
Senor Muerte
"The Loose Cannon" Johnny Evil
Big Fat Elvis
and the RDCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOOORRRRRLLLLLLDDDD, the Tuesday Night Rockers James Fantastic, "Superbad" Big T, and Tommy "The Surgeon" Savitz!
World Heavyweight Cheese Title
Grimm (C) vs. Nowhereman
Inter-Cunt-Inental Title
Running Man Match
Doc. Mid-Nite (C) vs. Captain Sammitch
Hardcore Porn Title
Charlie (C) vs. Pig Iron
World Tag Team Titles
Handicap Match
The Tuesday Night Rockers (C) vs. Chris Oakley and El Superbeasto!
Spamm's open challenge to enter the Clockwork Banana House of Fun!
Spandex Monkey Man vs. ??????
The Road to RobbleMania begins at the Randy Rumble!
I make stars, baby!
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Speaking for my fellow members of the SDC, I believe the mighty Chewy Walrus and Killconey, the man without fear, would like a piece of the Rumble action as well. 
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We will, we will  you!
Reveling in the knowledge that Sammitch will never interrupt my nookie ever again.
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PenWing will be entered in the rumble this week, and I'm accepting Spandex Monkey Man's open challenge to enter the Clockwork Banana House of Fun!
Last edited by Louie Bastardo; 2006-01-19 5:11 PM.
<sub>Will Eisner's last work - The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of ZionRDCW Profile"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs"I don't know what I'm do, or how I do, I just do." - Alexander Ovechkin</sub>
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Rob's Randy Rumble
A thirty man over the top rope battle royal. The winner receives a World Heavyweight Cheese Title Match at RobbleMania!
30 men have signed to enter the Randy Rumble:
The winner of last year's Randy Rumble, PenWing!
The reckless, unpredictable, Amuck
Dr. William Paragon
Chris Oakley
Howlerama, Howler and Highwayman
El Superbeasto, the Giant Luchadore
Inter-Cunt-Inental Champion Doc. Mid-Nite
Spandex Monkey Man
Captain Sammitch
The Sith Lord, Darth
Los Cazadores, El Aguila Joven and El Huracan
Miguel Peterson
The WooaaYahhh of Painnn, Pig Iron
The Million $ Pitbull, Charlie
Chewy Walrus
El Guano
Los Diablos, Senor Veneno and El Asesino
The Allied Powers, MisterJLA and Captain Howdy
Senor Muerte
"The Loose Cannon" Johnny Evil
Big Fat Elvis
Killconey
and the RDCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOOORRRRRLLLLLLDDDD, the Tuesday Night Rockers James Fantastic, "Superbad" Big T, and Tommy "The Surgeon" Savitz!
World Heavyweight Cheese Title
Grimm (C) vs. Nowhereman
Inter-Cunt-Inental Title
Running Man Match
Doc. Mid-Nite (C) vs. Captain Sammitch
Hardcore Porn Title
Charlie (C) vs. Pig Iron
World Tag Team Titles
Handicap Match
The Tuesday Night Rockers (C) vs. Chris Oakley and El Superbeasto
Clockwork Banana House of Fun!
Spandex Monkey Man vs. PenWing
The Road to RobbleMania begins at the Randy Rumble!
I make stars, baby!
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Not only will El Superbeasto and Senor Oakley winning the Tag Team Titles from Tuesday Night Putas, but we are also winning the Randy Rumble and getting World Title shot at RobbleMania!!!!!!!!!!!
VIVA EL SUPERBEASTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will destroy all of you putas. Greetings from El Superbeasto.
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Quote:
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I'm accepting Spandex Monkey Man's open challenge to enter the Clockwork Banana House of Fun!
ALRIGHT!
*Ahem* I mean, this pleases me.
OOK OOK ACK EEK!
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“Countdown to Armageddon” begins playing over the Cheesedome loudspeakers.
bastard: “What is this?”
Monroe: “Well, he has been gone for a few weeks. Let’s see”
Pig Iron enters the ring and grabs a mic.
PI: “First, I’d like to thank Schwarz for kicking ass last week and representing the Dark Lords well. Good job Schwarz. “ PI stutters and pauses. “ I want to tell everyone that I need to take some time off. After my next match of course..just a bit to get my head collected. Ya see, I’m a drunkard. A raging alcoholic. As a matter of fact I’m drunk right now…no one ever noticed…well, because I’m good at what I do. I am a whooayyaaahhh. Maybe when I come back I’ll be more the warrior you all expected. Maybe I can be that thorn in Paragon’s side. Maybe the world will appear more clear. I need to deal with my problem. I respect you all. I only ask that you respect me after I come back. After I clear my head.”
Monroe: “What? What is this?”
PI: “ I am not worthy of being a Dark Lord at this point. I am not a worthy member. We’ll let Grimm and Darth settle this, but I resign my commission as a Dark Lord as of this moment. The fans..the people deserve more….”
PI drops the mic looking disturbed..and exits…
Marcum: “ What is this? What does this mean?”
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"Return of the Living Dead" cues up as Grimm walks out on the entranceway. He is not amused. He heads to the ring to confront Pig Iron.
Monroe: It's the World Champion!
Bastardo: I wonder what he thinks of Pig Iron's announcement?
Monroe: I think we're gonna find out.
Grimm: Now Pig Iron, we've known each other for a while now, and we've been pretty good friends. So you know that there is all the respect in the world when I say to you what in the hell is going through your mind right now??!!
I know you've had some difficulties, and I know things haven't gone a hundred percent the way you've wanted them to. But this is the RDCW. We. . .we are the Dark Lords! We are the new dominant force and we are remaking this company in our likeness. . .whether they like it or not!!!!!!!!
So what I want to know right here, right now, is this: Are you going to stand with us? Are you going to be the Hog of War? Are you going to be the Swine of Steel? Are you going to be the WOOOOAAAYYYYYAAAAHHHHH OF PAAAAAIIIINNNNN????
Or are you going to be like each and every one of these people out here, content to just sit back and watch while other people do the work and reap the glory? So, I leave it to you, Pig Iron. What's it gonna be? Are you a Dark Lord, or are just a pile of bacon bits?
Grimm shoves the mic into Pig Iron's hand as "Return of the Living Dead" plays again and he steps out of the ring, headed to the back.
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PI: “ I have my problems. I want Darth out here now. I am dealing with my problems as I see them. Darth…Darth is the weak link in the Dark lords. Darth is the crippled figment of his own imagination. Darth is the vision existing in his own mind. Darth is the downfall of the dark lords..a vestige of corruptness flowing from doc paragon that needs to be purged…we need to be rid of corruptness..to cleanse the filth.. I am cleansing myself so Darth needs to come out and be real and come clean..i have no problem with you Grimm…”
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Grimm pauses at ringside. He has a look on his face that says "this ought to be interesting." He climbs back into the ring and takes a seat on one the turnbuckles to get a better view of the happenings.
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Rob's Randy Rumble
A thirty man over the top rope battle royal. The winner receives a World Heavyweight Cheese Title Match at RobbleMania!
30 men have signed to enter the Randy Rumble:
The winner of last year's Randy Rumble, PenWing!
The reckless, unpredictable, Amuck
Dr. William Paragon
Chris Oakley
Howlerama, Howler and Highwayman
El Superbeasto, the Giant Luchadore
Inter-Cunt-Inental Champion Doc. Mid-Nite
Spandex Monkey Man
Captain Sammitch
The Sith Lord, Darth
Los Cazadores, El Aguila Joven and El Huracan
Miguel Peterson
The WooaaYahhh of Painnn, Pig Iron
The Million $ Pitbull, Charlie
Chewy Walrus
El Guano
Los Diablos, Senor Veneno and El Asesino
The Allied Powers, MisterJLA and Captain Howdy
Senor Muerte
"The Loose Cannon" Johnny Evil
Big Fat Elvis
Killconey
and the RDCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOOORRRRRLLLLLLDDDD, the Tuesday Night Rockers James Fantastic, "Superbad" Big T, and Tommy "The Surgeon" Savitz!
World Heavyweight Cheese Title
Grimm (C) vs. Nowhereman
Inter-Cunt-Inental Title
Running Man Match
Doc. Mid-Nite (C) vs. Captain Sammitch
Hardcore Porn Title
Charlie (C) vs. Pig Iron
World Tag Team Titles
Handicap Match
The Tuesday Night Rockers (C) vs. Chris Oakley and El Superbeasto
Clockwork Banana House of Fun!
Spandex Monkey Man vs. PenWing
*Just signed!*
Hotties Tag Team Match
Lor and Meeko will team to face Harleykwin and Heidi Schwarz!
The Road to RobbleMania begins at the Randy Rumble!
I make stars, baby!
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