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Don't say I didn't warn you...

Have you ever earned your white wings?
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Yay! (13%, 4 Votes)
Nay! (6%, 2 Votes)
What are white wings? (81%, 26 Votes)
Total Votes: 32
Voting on this poll ends: 2006-01-21 4:00 PM
Have you ever earned your red wings or let someone earn them on you?
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Yay! (22%, 7 Votes)
Nay! (9%, 3 Votes)
What the hell are red wings? (69%, 22 Votes)
Total Votes: 32
Voting on this poll ends: 2006-01-21 4:00 PM
Have you ever earned your brown wings or let someone earn them on you?
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Yay! (19%, 6 Votes)
Nay! (13%, 4 Votes)
Okay, now you really lost me. (69%, 22 Votes)
Total Votes: 32
Voting on this poll ends: 2006-01-21 4:00 PM
Have you ever earned your gold wings or let someone earn them on you?
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Yay! (6%, 2 Votes)
Nay! (22%, 7 Votes)
Now you're just making stuff up... (72%, 23 Votes)
Total Votes: 32
Voting on this poll ends: 2006-01-21 4:00 PM
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Be a man,Jason E Perkins, get yourself some red puddy!

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Well, fuck my ass and call me a bitch, Phillip! Looks like we're up shit creek without an alt proof poll.

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It sure is unfair, Terrance! I guess reax wasn't drunk when he said Wednesday is OJ Simpson and Booker T!

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And you thought it was just because they're all black and believe everything they hear, assface!

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No, if there was any fairness around here then Rob would take away freaky rabbit's wings!

*fart*


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Phillip, you farted in this thread!

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Now it is the most disgusting thread EVER for any day!

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heh..i've even earned the ones wednesday forgot, pink, purple, silver, orange, ice.

but not green, blue, metal.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I've got more guns than you.
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What.
The.
Fuck?

Seriously. I've got no fucking clue what you guys are talking about.


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  • Purple wings

    In the advance wings set this is awarded for having sex with a pregnent girl.

  • grey wings
    To skull fuck someone (of coarse when you have finished they are dead)

  • silver wings
    In the wings system of sexual experiences, having sex with an OAP

  • white wings
    In the wings system, these wings are awarded for having sex with a virgin.

  • gold wings
    In the wings system these wings are awarded for your first golden shower.

  • ice wings
    Having sexual relations with someone who is on the Antarctic continent or has been to said continent.

  • blue wings

    this is the act of going down on a dead chick.

  • red wings

    eating a girl out in her period
  • metal wings
    To gain ones metal wings, the individual must ingage in sexual relations with a person or persons registered disabled with serious mobility disfunction.

  • green wings
    Wings awarded for: -

    1) Having sexual-intercorse with a clappy slapper.

    2) Having sex with a woman with a sexual infection.

    It is not essencial to catch the infection

  • rainbow wings

    a medal given to advance gay male prospective pilots to their position.
    Switch the above with red wings. The moron who wrote it is bass akwards

  • orange wings
    To have sexual relations with a disabled.


  • pink wings
    in the advanced wings set this is getting both red and white wings at the same time.

  • brown wings
    Brown wings are an honour bestowed to a good chap who has had anal sex with a female (human).

Last edited by sneaky bunny; 2006-01-21 10:29 PM.
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White, Red.

Brown if you're counting with a guy.


We all wear a green carnation.

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