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so after o tab of 47 shots an 6 long island ice teas, this is becomeing far to difficult to type, i am drunk. so how are you?
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I'm not sure if Rob is offering Cross sex or insulting him.
How you doin'?
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47 shots?
pussy.
both doc and grimm stand witness
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so after o tab of 47 shots an 6 long island ice teas, this is becomeing far to difficult to type, i am drunk. so how are you?
Hungover and snowed in. Fuckin' blizzard.
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Me too! And coffee! Fuck!
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Yeah, chocolate milk ain't cutting it.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I'm about to trek out into the snow for coffee. And cigs.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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yeah, i need to too, we're on our last roll of TP  Eh, lets see if i can hook the dog up to the wagon....
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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yeah, i need to too, we're on our last roll of TP
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Eh, lets see if i can hook the dog up to the wagon....
heh.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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so after o tab of 47 shots an 6 long island ice teas, this is becomeing far to difficult to type, i am drunk. so how are you?
He's got about three hours 'till a world of regret.
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far to drunk to spell
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far to drunk to spell
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There's nothing quite like being the object of Cross' drink-and-dial. They called me on my cell at 2am and proceeded to talk to me for about five seconds each before handing me off to someone else. I re-enacted the phone scenes from "Scream" and "Don't Answer The Phone" with Grimm, got about 1/5 of a story from Doc (designated driver), and played "Dueling Babbling" with Cross himself (the game where he sputters nonsense and then you laugh and babble back in response, back and forth until someone completes a full sentence). The high point was when they handed me off to their waitress - I convinced her that my name really was Joe Mama ("Yes...my name is Joseph Mama, spelled M-A-M-E-A-U.") One thing I will say is this: Cross...get a better phone Youze wuz all cuttin' out on me. Consumer Reports listed Verizon as the best cell phone and service provider. Bitch. 
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that waitress hates us. if not for the Joe Mama conversation, then for the "fuck a fish" conversation, or most definitely for the terrible tip cross left her.
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that waitress hates us. if not for the Joe Mama conversation, then for the "fuck a fish" conversation, or most definitely for the terrible tip cross left her.
or for Big A throwin up everywhere.
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that waitress hates us. if not for the Joe Mama conversation, then for the "fuck a fish" conversation, or most definitely for the terrible tip cross left her.
I take it, then, that you weren't at a Hooters and and/or didn't have a waitress who - every time she came over - make you a little more "retahded".
Did you fuck a fish after all?
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the guy who puked all over the place. pay attention, dammit!
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that waitress hates us. if not for the Joe Mama conversation, then for the "fuck a fish" conversation, or most definitely for the terrible tip cross left her.
I take it, then, that you weren't at a Hooters and and/or didn't have a waitress who - every time she came over - make you a little more "retahded".
Did you fuck a fish after all?
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that waitress hates us. if not for the Joe Mama conversation, then for the "fuck a fish" conversation, or most definitely for the terrible tip cross left her.
I take it, then, that you weren't at a Hooters and and/or didn't have a waitress who - every time she came over - make you a little more "retahded".
Did you fuck a fish after all?
Cucos.
to my knowledge, there was no fish fucking. but then, I don't know those people cross left with very well. nor of their feelings for marine life. but the waitress was very disturbed by that one. almost as much as by talking to you one the phone.
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Cucos.
to my knowledge, there was no fish fucking. but then, I don't know those people cross left with very well. nor of their feelings for marine life. but the waitress was very disturbed by that one. almost as much as by talking to you one the phone.
i didn't know them all that well either. Though I was later informed that our waitress, Amanda, is good friends with them and harbors no ill will towards us, with the exception of big A. She had to clean up his messs  if you can't hold your liquor don't drink. And would like to join our shenanigans the next go round 
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...played "Dueling Babbling" with Cross himself (the game where he sputters nonsense and then you laugh and babble back in response, back and forth until someone completes a full sentence).
a game i have mastered over the years
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One thing I will say is this: Cross...get a better phone Youze wuz all cuttin' out on me. Consumer Reports listed Verizon as the best cell phone and service provider. Bitch.
yea i know  you have my word that next time i will have a better phone, or use someonelses phone. Mostliklely the people sitting next to us at the time.
btw, no fish was harmed during the making of this film
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to my knowledge, there was no fish fucking. but then, I don't know those people cross left with very well. nor of their feelings for marine life. but the waitress was very disturbed by that one. almost as much as by talking to you one the phone.
I still can't get the picture out of my head of Big A hanging over the tailgate of that truck looking ready to spew again. I don't even know if that was their truck.
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btw, no fish was harmed during the making of this film
Cross assures me that he got their expressed consent before filming.
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