Peanuts Quotes!
Linus: When I first got my glasses, they kind of bothered me... I guess I wasn't used to them... now I'm sometimes not even aware I have them on!
(The joke is that Linus only thinks he has them on.)
CB: Do you wear glasses because you're farsighted or nearsighted?
Linus: Which is which?
CB: Well, farsighted is when you can... or that nearsighted? Farsighted is when you can see things that... or is it the other way around? Maybe it's when you ... or maybe.. or maybe it's...
Linus: I wear glasses so I can see better!