#48638
2003-03-02 5:31 AM
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After watching Patrick Ewing get his good old #33 retired at Madison Square Garden on Friday, I feel....well pretty empty. Pat never got any titles or nothin and the whole arena was just so sad because we all collectively knew he had another season or two left in him before we traded him away to Seattle. So here's the deal, I want all the girls to make a little hike up to NYC where we can all meet for drinks and dinner, my treat. And after we all get comfy, I'll bring you up to the Hyatt penthouse where you can do your best to please Patrick Ewing in your own well, unique way. C'mon. The man never won anything for fifteen years! Give him something, hey?
#48639
2003-03-02 7:45 AM
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...weirdest post ever....
#48640
2003-03-02 2:31 PM
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does patrick know youve had Jordans dick in your mouth La Machine?
#48641
2003-03-02 3:37 PM
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I look like a black Patrick Ewing.
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2003-03-02 3:44 PM
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#48643
2003-03-04 12:16 AM
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quote: Originally posted by britneyspearsatemyshorts:does patrick know youve had Jordans dick in your mouth La Machine? Keep it in the Jordan post, Annabelle.
#48644
2003-03-04 12:22 AM
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quote: Originally posted by Soy un perdedor:...weirdest post ever.... sigh. Guess you have to be a Tri-Stater to understand.
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2003-03-04 12:38 AM
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#48646
2003-03-04 1:02 AM
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Wow, Bsams. Can you get me Jerry Lawler's autograph? Oh that's too bad.
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2003-03-04 1:03 AM
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What about Hillbilly Jim? No?
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2003-03-04 1:03 AM
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2003-03-04 1:04 AM
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2003-03-04 1:04 AM
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Brooklyn Brawler?..................
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2003-03-04 1:06 AM
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quote: Originally posted by La Machine:So here's the deal, I want all the girls to make a little hike up to NYC where we can all meet for drinks and dinner, my treat. And after we all get comfy, I'll bring you up to the Hyatt penthouse where you can do your best to please Patrick Ewing in your own well, unique way. C'mon. The man never won anything for fifteen years! Give him something, hey? You know how freakin' cold it is up there? No thank you, it's bound to be warm in Florida as soon as it stops raining.
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2003-03-04 1:14 AM
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Oh but he's so good looking
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2003-03-04 1:40 AM
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"Boyd, stop looking in the showers at us guys"
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2003-03-04 11:30 AM
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quote: Originally posted by La Machine:Oh but he's so good looking Proclaiming your homosexuality for all to see.
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2003-03-04 10:52 PM
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As if we couldn't read between the lines on his lusts for MJ!
#48656
2003-03-05 1:30 AM
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La Machine shouldn't want to have sex with other men, that's crazy!
#48657
2003-03-06 2:39 AM
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quote: Originally posted by Simon Cowell: quote: Originally posted by La Machine:Oh but he's so good looking Proclaiming your homosexuality for all to see. Typical white trashness
#48658
2003-03-06 2:46 AM
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quote: Originally posted by britneyspearsatemyshorts:As if we couldn't read between the lines on his lusts for MJ! Maybe I should take a cue from you trying to toss Jerry the King's salad.
#48659
2003-03-06 9:39 AM
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"Boyd, we are guys we don't do that!"
#48660
2003-03-06 10:04 AM
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.....I was hoping to see pictures of Tera Patrick, and I get this?
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2003-03-06 8:18 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Dave:.....I was hoping to see pictures of Tera Patrick, and I get this? Oh Jesus you're right. Wow I forgot about her.
#48662
2003-03-06 8:47 PM
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It's understandable, you had a large black man on your mind....
#48663
2003-03-08 7:11 AM
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quote: Originally posted by THE bsams:It's understandable, you had a large black man on your mind.... And you had one on your dick last night as well, but you stay focused. It's so commendable.
#48664
2003-03-08 7:19 AM
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No no no bsams isnt a Jordan Zombie...
#48665
2003-03-08 8:19 PM
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La Machine fucks black men!
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2003-03-08 8:19 PM
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#48667
2003-03-08 8:22 PM
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#48668
2003-03-09 3:32 AM
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:lol:
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2003-03-09 3:33 AM
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Now go bag my groceries, lower person.
#48670
2003-03-09 3:44 AM
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Is that some sort of black men fucker term?
#48671
2003-03-09 4:33 AM
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Much like teabagging I presume....
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2003-03-09 4:40 AM
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that silly black men fucker....
#48673
2003-03-09 5:44 AM
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That's right keep talking.....
#48674
2003-03-09 1:11 PM
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#48675
2003-03-09 11:12 PM
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quote: Originally posted by La Machine:And you had one on your dick last night as well, but you stay focused. It's so commendable. Franta's black?
#48676
2003-03-09 11:13 PM
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quote: Originally posted by La Machine:And you had one on your dick last night as well, but you stay focused. It's so commendable. See, I don't believe this. Bsams is clearly a bitch who likes his shit packed.
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2003-03-10 2:25 AM
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lol you stalked me to here! *blushes*
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