"Breakin' The Law" blares over the Cheesedome PA speakers as the RDCW world tag team champions strut into the ring grinning like the proverbial cats that swallowed the canary.The crowd boos at the top of their lungs as Chris Oakley picks up the mic and starts to address them.
CHRIS: Yeah, happy Easter to you too, boneheads. Before we get down to cases, I want to congratulate my tag team partner El Superbeasto on winning the Lucha Libre Lockdown on last week's
Havoc. He proved beyond a doubt that he is the greatest
luchadore in RDCW history....
SUPERBEASTO:
Muchas gracias, amigo!(High-fives Chris as the crowd's boos get louder)
CHRIS(after a brief pause): Now let's turn to the main reason why Superbeasto and I are here tonight...as you've already heard, we're looking to recruit a fourth member to our happy little family, and out of all the RDCW competitors we could have picked for the job, there was one who stood out above all the rest. He's just arrived in this federation, but he's already showing that he has the tools to become RDCW's next great superstar-- and he hails from Japan, a nation which has produced some of the finest athletes to ever grace the ring!
LOUIE(off-camera): Does he mean who I think he means?
MONROE(off-camera): We'll find out soon enough!
CHRIS(pointing towards the curtains leading to the backstage area): Ladies and gentlemen, accompanied to the ring by our manager Nuriko....("Turning Japanese" starts to play over the Cheesedome PA)...the newest member of the Outcasts, Amuck!
LOUIE(off-camera): I was right all along!
The Outcasts' Hummer pulls to a stop directly in front of the ring; Nuriko and Amuck climb out and make their way up the ring steps. True to his nature, Amuck says nothing aloud, but his enthusiastic embrace of Superbeasto and Chris speaks volumes about his feelings for his new teammates.
MONROE(off-camera): Amuck seems to be getting along pretty well with his new buddies...
LOUIE(off-camera): Of course he is, Monroe...they're giving him the respect and appreciation a rising star deserves!
NURIKO(bowing to the fans): Thank you all for your kind attention. Before we go, we have an important announcement for you...
CHRIS: Right here, right now, I'm officially issuing a challenge to Spandex Junky Man, Chevy Nutso, Clod, and Syxxty-Whine to meet me, Superbeasto, Nuriko, and Amuck in an eight-man no disqualification tag team match at Re-hash! (Smirks) That is, if you're not chicken.
Chris hands the mic to James White as the Outcasts ride back to the dressing room area in their Hummer.
MONROE(off-camera): There you have it, folks, RDCW's most dangerous trio has now become a quartet with the addition of Amuck to their roster!
LOUIE(off-camera): What'd I tell ya, Monroe?!
Oakley and the Giant Luchadore know great talent when they see it!
