#50113
2003-05-26 10:29 PM
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I was recently checking out the Yahoo personals for laughs, and decided that if I should ever place myself on the meat market...it should be in a forum even more humiliating: Rob's message board.
So here goes:
Name: Anthony Wayne Conn
Age: 29
Ht: 6ft even
Wt: 190 lbs.
Zodiac: Taurus Chinese: Fire Tiger Tarot: King of Swords, inverted
Interests: Cult films, comic books, homemade banana ice-cream, greasy foods
Dislikes: Octopi, werewolves
Smokes: often
Drinks: occasionally
Income: Enough
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#50114
2003-05-27 1:44 AM
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Name: Only a select few know. And they're on my Kill List. Just in case.
Age: 21
Ht: 1.83 meters
Wt: 88.5 kilos
Place: Northern CA
Zodiac: (Western)Cancer; (Chinese) Water Dog; (Tarot) The Chariot
Interests: Comics, Movies, Music, Video Games, Women, Psychology, Medicine, SciFi, Fantasy, Anime, Theatre Hopping, Crank Calls, Women, Shakespeare, Photography, Pencil and Paint, Writing, Flirting, and Women.
Dislikes: I dislike disliking things.
Smokes: Everyone else 'round here does enough for me.
Drinks: All the time! I drink water, and soda, and Sobe. ...What?
Income: I'm a student. 'Nuff said.
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#50115
2003-05-28 2:21 AM
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No responses. Why am I not shocked?
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#50116
2003-05-29 12:23 AM
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#50117
2003-05-29 5:22 PM
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I'm just sayin' 10000+ posts
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Don't worry...I'm sure Rob just forgot.
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#50118
2003-05-31 4:49 AM
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Robbie loves everyone, though.....that don't mean nothin'...
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#50119
2003-05-31 9:47 PM
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I just can't decide which one to respond to!
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#50120
2003-06-01 3:34 AM
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#50121
2003-06-01 11:36 AM
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![[AAAHHHH!!!]](graemlins/aahhh.gif) The pressure!!!
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#50122
2003-06-02 9:15 PM
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#50123
2003-06-03 8:04 PM
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Well Im not really a Nature Boy, but variety is good. Name: Some think im Jesus reborn...okay...just me, but the idea will spread. Age: 23 Ht: 5'10 Wt: 160 lbs Zodiac: Aries Interests: Movies and Comics and Chicks with nice Jugs...I mean...girls with good senses of humor...as long as those senses of humor are at least a good handfull. ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif) Dislikes: Well I dislike Mxy. But that's just cause he stole my comics from me with his gremlins. And besides that....Buttermilk? Smokes: Often Drinks: Actually I like Sobe to. That's good shit. But otherwise occasionally. Income: Right now fairly good. Come fall if I get into school? Well I'm imagining nice romatinic candle lit dinners over Ramen Noodles.
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#50124
2003-06-03 10:01 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Just let it out!
I'll need some help with that... ![[who, me?]](graemlins/whome01.gif)
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#50125
2003-06-04 5:14 AM
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hmm...This will take a considerable amount of time and concentration. I need you be relaxed and willing to cooperate.
And no squirming!
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#50126
2003-06-04 8:17 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
And no squirming!
But I can't help it!!!
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#50127
2003-06-23 10:23 PM
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One word, two syllables:
Handcuffs.
You thought I forgot, didn't you?
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#50128
2003-06-24 10:20 PM
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#50129
2003-08-27 6:06 AM
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I dunno what it is, but some gals just love having hard steel wrapped around their wrists...
And being handcuffed too.
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#50130
2003-08-30 1:25 AM
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LOVE ME!!! 
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#50131
2003-10-13 1:20 PM
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#50132
2003-10-13 5:26 PM
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Name: Stareena
Age: 25
Ht: 5'6" on a good day
Wt: Noneya
Place: Maryland {sob}
Zodiac: (Western)Taurus; (Chinese) Horse; (Tarot) The Priestess
Interests: Men, Photography, Reading, Writing, Theater, Learning, Talking, Spending time with friends, Music, Internet stuff and trying new things.
Dislikes: Being labeled a whore. I enjoy sex, there is a difference.
Smokes: Yes, but thinking of quitting.
Drinks: Coke like it is going out of style. Also White Merlot.
Income: I'm a student/secretary. I need a sugar daddy.
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#50133
2003-10-13 5:42 PM
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how do ya figure those zodiacs? What would mine be? I was born on August 15, 1980.
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#50134
2003-10-13 7:59 PM
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Western: Wicca Coven Chinese Zodiac ....I guessed on the tarot.....
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#50135
2003-10-13 11:49 PM
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Hmm. Pretty cool. It is hit and miss on some of those. Most of it though is dead on.
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#50136
2003-10-14 1:47 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by The Indestructible Man:
Can you tell we're twins?
If only it had an option for darker beer!
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#50137
2003-10-14 3:53 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Water Dog
quote:
Originally posted by Stareena:
Horse
Huh.
Horses and Dogs get along famously.
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#50138
2003-10-26 3:15 PM
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#50139
2003-10-26 3:57 PM
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#50140
2003-10-26 8:32 PM
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#50141
2003-10-26 9:39 PM
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#50142
2003-10-27 12:33 AM
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...don't be facetious Jeffery.
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#50143
2003-10-27 6:15 PM
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I was talking about my rug.
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#50144
2003-10-27 6:36 PM
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Rich Bitch few posts
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#50145
2003-10-27 6:43 PM
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#50146
2003-10-27 6:44 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Maude Lebowski:
Jeffery....love me.
![[eh?]](images/icons/confused.gif)
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#50147
2003-10-27 6:51 PM
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#50148
2003-11-09 9:27 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Coincidence?
quote:
Originally posted by britneyspearsatemyshorts:
Coitus?
Cthulhu!!!
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#50149
2003-11-10 12:46 AM
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#50150
2003-12-08 7:48 PM
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He hates us 'cause he loves us!
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#50151
2003-12-08 10:11 PM
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#50152
2003-12-09 7:51 PM
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