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#54260 2003-10-25 2:39 PM
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Come on, we've all done it. What are some names you have for various body parts. For instance, my mom used to refer to vaginas as "pukins". My ex husband named my breasts Liz and Carmen (Elizabeth Hurley and Carmen Electra). And you?

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Well, I usually like to call your vagina 'coochie' or 'sweet Clemantine'. As for the boobs, the 'mounds of joy'.

#54262 2003-10-26 11:14 PM
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My Moroccan ex had a couple. Slang for penis in his language is ZuZu. And he used to call the female counterpart juicita. [no no no]

#54263 2003-10-27 1:04 AM
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'ello, my names is Ricardo. Ay must poot my Zuzu in your jucitia, or ah will surely dieee. Ooh! Eet is so tieght! Dios Mio!

#54264 2003-10-27 1:08 AM
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Rrriiiiggghttt...

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It's call an impersonation.

#54266 2003-10-27 1:17 AM
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You do stuff like that in bed, TK? I bet it drives the women nuts, they like that stuff. [wink]

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[yuh huh]

#54268 2003-10-27 9:31 AM
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[humina humina]

#54269 2003-10-27 12:17 PM
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SEE?! It's works...

#54270 2003-10-27 6:13 PM
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Well, I call a woman's parts "Puter" or "Patootie" and the boobs are just "Boobies" to me. A men's part is a "Pecker."

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"patootie"...

:lol:

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For a guy, I think of the funniest I've ever heard is tallywacker...

#54273 2003-10-27 6:35 PM
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Dick, Rod and Johnson....

#54274 2003-10-27 6:42 PM
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"Johnson"?

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One of my friends refers to sex as Chaka Chaka...

#54276 2003-10-27 11:14 PM
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FRANK'N BEANS!!! FRANK'N BEANS!!!

#54277 2003-10-29 2:44 AM
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Twig N' Berries!

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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Twig N' Berries!

I like that one!! [biiiig grin]

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Just don't gnaw on the wood!

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Oh, not even a little nibble??

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:lol: For your beaver, sure!

#54282 2003-10-29 9:02 PM
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[woooOOOOoooo!]

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...I'm so bad...

#54284 2003-10-29 9:14 PM
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but I love it.....

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[cool] Of course!

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[biiiig grin]

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The one term I always hated was 'gash'.

It just sounds nasty.

#54288 2003-12-14 12:57 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Stareena:
My ex husband named my breasts Liz and Carmen (Elizabeth Hurley and Carmen Electra).

That's just fucked up. Namin' your bodacious ta-tas after other women... shame on him!

The one I always found funny was 'Patch'.

"I'm gonna score me some patch tonight!" Stupid high schoolers...

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Tail.

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I'm a fan of "the vertical mouth"


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The Hoo-hoo.


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