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and I want some goddamn fruit rollups
ahem...sorry...
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My munchies always lean more towards smoked almonds, or, granola bars. Even stoned-hungry, I never have a sweet tooth. Strange, I know...
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Ice cream - usually Ben & Jerry's Chubby Hubby - get my salty and sweet munchies taken care wit dat.
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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What are you people talking about and why did Fused misspell hi?
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Ice cream - usually Ben & Jerry's Chubby Hubby - get my salty and sweet munchies taken care wit dat.
"I got something 'salty and sweet' you can munch on..."
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"I'll be your Chubby Hubby..."
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"I want to thrust my penis into your vagina multiple times at rapid, and frequent intervals..." Yeah......I'm working it....
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Today's secret word is.... DESPERATE! Hah-hah!
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I thought it was "OLD JOKE".
Or, "DOESN'T GET IT".
Which one?
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Konkie only prints one word at a time and doesn't do contractions! Can you count? Duh!
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Jambi!! Where are you?? I wish my show was back on the air so I can help this kid here! Jambi!!!!!!!!!
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He's out getting popcorn for your next visit to the movies......I would assume....
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Jambi!! Where are you?? I wish my show was back on the air so I can help this kid here! Jambi!!!!!!!!!
Heh..
Pee Wee wantsa little head.
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Ice cream - usually Ben & Jerry's Chubby Hubby - get my salty and sweet munchies taken care wit dat.
ah yes, that or when i'm feeling extra fat its a big o' bowl of spicy bbq, sour chream and cheedr, sweet bbq an dreeses pieces wiht a jug of green kool aid and bielle rhum.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Ice cream - usually Ben & Jerry's Chubby Hubby - get my salty and sweet munchies taken care wit dat.
ah, heaven in a tub.
tis that, or a case of assorted better made potato chips mixed together in the box with some reeses pieces with the occasional side of bielle rhum andgreen kool aid.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Ice cream - usually Ben & Jerry's Chubby Hubby - get my salty and sweet munchies taken care wit dat.
"I got something 'salty and sweet' you can munch on..."
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Yeah......I'm working it....
Ah, as subtle as a brick through a window.... I like the direct approach!!
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Ice cream - usually Ben & Jerry's Chubby Hubby - get my salty and sweet munchies taken care wit dat.
ah, heaven in a tub.
tis that, or a case of assorted better made potato chips mixed together in the box with some reeses pieces with the occasional side of bielle rhum andgreen kool aid.
Chubby Hubby has your salty, baby - there are peanutbutter filled, chocolate covered pretzels in it! Though, the chips and reeses sound awesohme too. Good gob, I'm suddenly hungry....
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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My god! How can your digestive systems handle such a mix?! Bleagh! Man, cantalope, honeydew, smoked almonds, melon, granola bars....that's my kind of snack. Of course, I smoke cigs, so, I'm certain the "health" balance still swings in your favor... 
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My god! How can your digestive systems handle such a mix?! Bleagh!
Must be fun using the bathroom after THAT BM! 
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Man, cantalope, honeydew, smoked almonds, melon, granola bars....that's my kind of snack. Of course, I smoke cigs, so, I'm certain the "health" balance still swings in your favor...
Lousy hippie...go eat some rabbit pellets!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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My god! How can your digestive systems handle such a mix?! Bleagh!
Dude, its salty ans sweet - not too difficult...
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Good lord, you really are crunchy....
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Of course, I smoke cigs, so, I'm certain the "health" balance still swings in your favor...
Prolly....
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Oh, that's right. Because I like something semi-healthy-ish in my snacks, I'm automatically labeled a "hippy", or something. Just because I like to take care of my body like a temple....just because I fight the power, and won't take abuse from The Man....just chill out, guys....feel the love....oh yeah, that's trippy, brother....peace and vegetable rights.... 
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Oh, that's right. Because I like something semi-healthy-ish in my snacks, I'm automatically labeled a "hippy", or something. Just because I like to take care of my body like a temple....just because I fight the power, and won't take abuse from The Man....just chill out, guys....feel the love....oh yeah, that's trippy, brother....peace and vegetable rights....
You'd have no problem going the bathroom after that BM, wouldn't you? Filthy freakin' hippie. I'll bet you got yerself some damn fine book learnin', hippie-boy! You got yerself some FINE edumacation! Why, yer no better than one o' those carpet-baggin' Yanks from up north what invaded our beautiful Southern lands and burned their way to Savannah! The South will rise ag'in!!!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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yeah, joe has that effect on things.....like, everything.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Still fuming over the delightful Jabba mental images I gave you last night, eh?
Y'think Kraft scrapes the layers of scum of her back to make their Philadelphia brand cream cheese?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Y'think Kraft scrapes the layers of scum of her back to make their Philadelphia brand cream cheese?
A little taste of heaven... 
If karma's a bitch, it will be my bitch!
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Y'think Kraft scrapes the layers of scum of her back to make their Philadelphia brand cream cheese?
A little taste of heaven...
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Was someone on TeamSpeak during that recording?
Bob Burden said:
Pie for the pirates,
wine for the dogs.
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Here is Joe Mama asking the Bat Boys to help him adjust his cup. 
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Was someone on TeamSpeak during that recording?
I dunno. I was hoping someone would be high while they watched that clip. That'd be funny.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Oh, that's right. Because I like something semi-healthy-ish in my snacks, I'm automatically labeled a "hippy", or something. Just because I like to take care of my body like a temple....just because I fight the power, and won't take abuse from The Man....just chill out, guys....feel the love....oh yeah, that's trippy, brother....peace and vegetable rights....
You'd have no problem going the bathroom after that BM, wouldn't you? Filthy freakin' hippie. I'll bet you got yerself some damn fine book learnin', hippie-boy! You got yerself some FINE edumacation! Why, yer no better than one o' those carpet-baggin' Yanks from up north what invaded our beautiful Southern lands and burned their way to Savannah! The South will rise ag'in!!!
Um, Joe? You're one of those "carpet-bagging Yanks" ...though, you sir, are no Yankee... 
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Oh, that's right. Because I like something semi-healthy-ish in my snacks, I'm automatically labeled a "hippy", or something. Just because I like to take care of my body like a temple....just because I fight the power, and won't take abuse from The Man....just chill out, guys....feel the love....oh yeah, that's trippy, brother....peace and vegetable rights....
You'd have no problem going the bathroom after that BM, wouldn't you? Filthy freakin' hippie. I'll bet you got yerself some damn fine book learnin', hippie-boy! You got yerself some FINE edumacation! Why, yer no better than one o' those carpet-baggin' Yanks from up north what invaded our beautiful Southern lands and burned their way to Savannah! The South will rise ag'in!!!
Um, Joe? You're one of those "carpet-bagging Yanks" ...though, you sir, are no Yankee...
his name is Boomer.
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Oh, that's right. Because I like something semi-healthy-ish in my snacks, I'm automatically labeled a "hippy", or something. Just because I like to take care of my body like a temple....just because I fight the power, and won't take abuse from The Man....just chill out, guys....feel the love....oh yeah, that's trippy, brother....peace and vegetable rights....
You'd have no problem going the bathroom after that BM, wouldn't you? Filthy freakin' hippie. I'll bet you got yerself some damn fine book learnin', hippie-boy! You got yerself some FINE edumacation! Why, yer no better than one o' those carpet-baggin' Yanks from up north what invaded our beautiful Southern lands and burned their way to Savannah! The South will rise ag'in!!!
Um, Joe? You're one of those "carpet-bagging Yanks" ...though, you sir, are no Yankee...
his name is Boomer.
No. "Britney".
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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his name is Boomer.
Boomer? I've never met 'er!
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Your Love (with Faith Hill)
Tim McGraw
Dancin' in the dark
Middle of the night
Takin' your heart
And holdin' it tight
Emotional touch
Touchin' my skin
And askin' you to do
What you've been doin' all over again
Oh, it's a beautiful thing
Don't think I can keep it all in
I just gotta let you know
What it is that won't let me go
CHORUS:
It's your love
It just does somethin' to me
It sends a shock right through me
I can't get enough
And if you wonder
About the spell i'm under
Oh, it's your love
Better than I was
More than I am
And all of this happened
By takin' your hand
And who I am now
Is who I wanted to be
And now that we're together
I'm stronger than ever
I'm happy and free
Oh, it's a beautiful thing
Don't think I can keep it all in
And if you asked me why I've changed
All I gotta do is say your sweet name
(Repeat chorus)
Oh, it's a beautiful thing
Don't think i can keep it all in
I just gotta let you know
What it is that won't let me go
(Repeat chorus)
It's your love
It's your love
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Eat shit.
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