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A male Bichon-Poo and a Female Yorky-Poo......I may start a poll later to help us name them but it looks like we may name them Elvis and Priscilla. I'm also partial to Johnny and June.

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That's great. But I thought you were both allergic and hated pet hair?

Oh, and unless the male dog is black (as in dog in black) I vote for Elvis and Priscilla.

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That's EXCELLENT, PJ!

What about the names Benny and Joon? Lois and Clark?
Fred and Wilma? Roxanne (Roxy) and Ceasar?


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Reed and Sue? Johnny and Crystal? ( Chrissie for short.)


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its easier to go with the names you'll be calling them anyways. i vote for "fucking idiot" and "YENTL!!! dumbass!!"


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That's great. But I thought you were both allergic and hated pet hair?

Oh, and unless the male dog is black (as in dog in black) I vote for Elvis and Priscilla.




Them types of dogs are hypo allergenic!

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Elvis and Priscilla.







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Why did you buy them? You can pick up them bitches from the street where I come from. Of course, you can also pick up donkeys and drunken men with ponchos and sombreros.


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Donkeys can't wear ponchos. That's crazy!


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That's great. But I thought you were both allergic and hated pet hair?

Oh, and unless the male dog is black (as in dog in black) I vote for Elvis and Priscilla.


Both dogs don't shed much if at all......neither one of us is allergic but we do hate it when dogs shed alot. The male is bright white and the female is jet black......and we decided to definitely go with Elvis and Priscilla.

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Now I don't get to make a poll for what name to name the puppies.

Well, they are cool names, PJ! Hope the two of 'em bring you and your wife happieness for many years to come!


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the other choices were...
Johnny and June
Salt and Pepper
Lady and Tramp
Lilo and Stitch

my wife is not into comics at all so even though Reed and Sue or Bruce and Selina would be kick ass I doubt she would fully appreciate those names.......she is a big Elivs fan though and those names were an easy sell. I also couldn't pick Lady and Tramp since those are rex's dogs names and I don't want to emulate him.

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Keep us posted as to the pup's behavior, personalities, etc, ok?

Pets are a joy. I've had pets most of my life.


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Bruce and Talia would've been cool too. I'll try and post pics asap.

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I would like to see pics!


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he called the shit poop.....this is the best night of my life.

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the other choices were...
Johnny and June
Salt and Pepper
Lady and Tramp
Lilo and Stitch

my wife is not into comics at all so even though Reed and Sue or Bruce and Selina would be kick ass I doubt she would fully appreciate those names.......she is a big Elivs fan though and those names were an easy sell. I also couldn't pick Lady and Tramp since those are rex's dogs names and I don't want to emulate him.





You don't want to name them that. Do you have any fucking idea how many times I get asked if I ever heard of that damn disney movie? I swear to get if I ever lose it and go postal those window licking tards are the first to go.


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Yup. You am might as well name them Lois and Clark and make it easy on stoopid dorks who am gonna make fun of your dogs


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This is how the dogs act if you give them names like "Lady and Tramp"


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I think good names would have been:
Fuck & Off
Rex & Sock
Larry & Gail

You couldnt call the male "Snarf" as then the female would cease to exist.

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Heh!

My take on paying for a pet is that we don't really buy our pets..we pay an adoption fee.


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You couldnt call the male "Snarf" as then the female would cease to exist.






BURN!


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You couldnt call the male "Snarf" as then the female would cease to exist.






BURN!




FLAME ON!!!!!!!!!



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I think good names would have been:
Fuck & Off





Heh, better would have been Fuck Off & Die.

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I think good names would have been:
Fuck & Off





Heh, better would have been Fuck Off & Die.




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You couldnt call the male "Snarf" as then the female would cease to exist.






BURN!



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 Originally Posted By: Brian Fellow
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