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Razor, I've never had a problem with you personally so I just don't understand what the deal is with you vs. us. But if it's battle you want, you'd best bring your lunch cuz it's gonnna be a long day.

Just a word of advice: Fight me and I'll bludgeon you with cracks about your sexuality, the questionable morals of your mother and your obvious lack of penis size.

Fuck with Dave or Theo and they'll slice you up with their impressive vocabulary and Mensa-level intellect.

You'll lose either way but, their quips will sting much more than mine.

Any NB will give you a tussle but, the three of us are the true fighters of the bunch. LLance usually saves his venom for the Bat-boreders.

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What is an NB? I thought they didn't exist.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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yeah......


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What is an NB? I thought they didn't exist.




NewBie..........???


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I'll dazzle them with the power of my nipples...

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Hot-blooded, can't you see!!

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Wowzer...what did this "razor" do?


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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Wowzer...what did this "razor" do?




Turn heel on Shawn Michaels?

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Wowzer...what did this "razor" do?




The "razor" that tried to slit your wrists when you found out the truth about Pixie...


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Wowzer...what did this "razor" do?




The "razor" that tried to slit your wrists when you found out the truth about Pixie...




...i hate you...


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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Wowzer...what did this "razor" do?




The "razor" that tried to slit your wrists when you found out the truth about Pixie...




...i hate you, but i love nuts...



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The.... um........ 'beast'(?) has been awoken.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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is there room in the Tardis for an out of work Green Lantern?

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............................. We're.... we're kinda full up here. You might want to check with Richard Gere. He might have room available in his rectum.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............................. We're.... we're kinda full up here. You might want to check with Richard Gere. He might have room available in his rectum.


Well, if you'd quit hauling your boyfriend entourage around with you.-you might have room. Prometheus, Cross, and Grimm must take up loads of space. If only you guys would come out of the phone booth.

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Still carrying around your anger from that whole 'Hal Jordan' thing, huh?


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............................. We're.... we're kinda full up here. You might want to check with Richard Gere. He might have room available in his rectum.


Well, if you'd quit hauling your boyfriend entourage around with you.-you might have room. Prometheus, Cross, and Grimm must take up loads of space. If only you guys would come out of the phone booth.




.....wha? Do I know this Product Placement?

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munchies maybe


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damn pro...10070...


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damn pro...10070...




Yup... he got there fast, too.


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damn pro...10070...




Yup... he got there fast, too.




I'll bet that's not the first time someone's said that about Pro...


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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Heh. I think I am having post count envy here...


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damn pro...10070...




Yup... he got there fast, too.




I'll bet that's not the first time someone's said that about Pro...







Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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death bring you the peace you never found in

life." - Tuvok.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............................. We're.... we're kinda full up here. You might want to check with Richard Gere. He might have room available in his rectum.


Well, if you'd quit hauling your boyfriend entourage around with you.-you might have room. Prometheus, Cross, and Grimm must take up loads of space. If only you guys would come out of the phone booth.




Isn't it a police box?


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Yes!

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............................. We're.... we're kinda full up here. You might want to check with Richard Gere. He might have room available in his rectum.


Well, if you'd quit hauling your boyfriend entourage around with you.-you might have room. Prometheus, Cross, and Grimm must take up loads of space. If only you guys would come out of the phone booth.




Isn't it a police box?







"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your

death bring you the peace you never found in

life." - Tuvok.


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