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On your birthday I hope you consume some beer and fuck some babes. Try to get that in the right order.
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I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok. 
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Happy Odin Day, Grimm! 
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Whoah, Happy Ultimate Day , Dead Man.
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Will's not even a real word!
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will1 /wɪl/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[wil] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation auxiliary verb and verb, present singular 1st person will, 2nd will or (Archaic) wilt, 3rd will, present plural will; past singular 1st person would, 2nd would or (Archaic) wouldst, 3rd would, past plural would; past participle (Obsolete) wold or would; imperative, infinitive, and present participle lacking.
–auxiliary verb
1. am (is, are, etc.) about or going to: I will be there tomorrow. She will see you at dinner.
2. am (is, are, etc.) disposed or willing to: People will do right.
3. am (is, are, etc.) expected or required to: You will report to the principal at once.
4. may be expected or supposed to: You will not have forgotten him. This will be right.
5. am (is, are, etc.) determined or sure to (used emphatically): You would do it. People will talk.
6. am (is, are, etc.) accustomed to, or do usually or often: You will often see her sitting there. He would write for hours at a time.
7. am (is, are, etc.) habitually disposed or inclined to: Boys will be boys. After dinner they would read aloud.
8. am (is, are, etc.) capable of; can: This tree will live without water for three months.
9. am (is, are, etc.) going to: I will bid you “Good night.”
–verb (used with object), verb (used without object)
10. to wish; desire; like: Go where you will. Ask, if you will, who the owner is.
[Origin: bef. 900; ME willen, OE wyllan; c. D willen, G wollen, ON vilja, Goth wiljan; akin to L velle to wish]
—Usage note See shall.
will2 /wɪl/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[wil] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, verb, willed, will·ing.
–noun
1. the faculty of conscious and especially of deliberate action; the power of control the mind has over its own actions: the freedom of the will.
2. power of choosing one's own actions: to have a strong or a weak will.
3. the act or process of using or asserting one's choice; volition: My hands are obedient to my will.
4. wish or desire: to submit against one's will.
5. purpose or determination, often hearty or stubborn determination; willfulness: to have the will to succeed.
6. the wish or purpose as carried out, or to be carried out: to work one's will.
7. disposition, whether good or ill, toward another.
8. Law.
a. a legal declaration of a person's wishes as to the disposition of his or her property or estate after death, usually written and signed by the testator and attested by witnesses.
b. the document containing such a declaration.
–verb (used with object)
9. to decide, bring about, or attempt to effect or bring about by an act of the will: He can walk if he wills it.
10. to purpose, determine on, or elect, by an act of will: If he wills success, he can find it.
11. to give or dispose of (property) by a will or testament; bequeath or devise.
12. to influence by exerting will power: She was willed to walk the tightrope by the hypnotist.
–verb (used without object)
13. to exercise the will: To will is not enough, one must do.
14. to decide or determine: Others debate, but the king wills.
—Idiom
15. at will,
a. at one's discretion or pleasure; as one desires: to wander at will through the countryside.
b. at one's disposal or command.
[Origin: bef. 900; (n.) ME will(e), OE will(a); c. D wil, G Wille, ON vili, Goth wilja; (v.) ME willen, OE willian to wish, desire, deriv. of the n.; akin to will1]
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If Grimm has the will he will be able to drink a 12 pack and 2 fifths , and, Gob willing, get an erection for the finale of his Ultimate Day celebration-a guy named, Will.
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We raped the horses and rode off on the women! thanks, guys.
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March 21 to April 20
Traditional
Aries Traits
Adventurous and energetic
Pioneering and courageous
Enthusiastic and confident
Dynamic and quick-witted
On the dark side...
Selfish and quick-tempered
Impulsive and impatient
Foolhardy and daredevil
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I'll deepthroat his candles.
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Happy Gilmore!
send me lauren graham.
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I'll deepthroat his candles.
oh my.
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Happy Gilmore!
send me lauren graham.
Pro and G-Man will get jealous. She is like food for old men's porno fantasies.
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Happy Gilmore!
send me lauren graham.
Pro and G-Man will get jealous. She is like food for old men's porno fantasies.
she's pretty hot. Bad Santa was on the other day. . .
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Happy birthday dood.
I thought for sure it'd be a few more days before you posted. 
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Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Happy Ultimate Day, Louie...
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Happy birthday, Grimmah!
Last edited by Pig Iran; 2007-03-25 3:51 AM.
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Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Happy birthday dood.
I thought for sure it'd be a few more days before you posted.
I'll have my complete birthday greeting written for you by Tuesday. Wednesday at the latest.
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Looks like I missed Grimm's birthday, but he was probably too drunk to notice...
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Happy Ultimate Day, Jaburg!
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
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Looks like I missed Grimm's birthday, but he was probably too drunk to notice...
you just missed the hysterical sobbing cries of "where's notwedge???!!! why isn't he here, that bastard??!!!"
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Looks like I missed Grimm's birthday, but he was probably too drunk to notice...
Happy post-Birthday hangover!
You know, the easiest way to cure a hangover is to get drunk again. Bogart taught me that.
"You're either lying or stupid."
"I'm stupid! I'm stupid!"
Megatron and Starscream
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Looks like I missed Grimm's birthday, but he was probably too drunk to notice...
Happy post-Birthday hangover!
You know, the easiest way to cure a hangover is to get drunk again. Bogart taught me that.
when did you start calling me "Bogart"?
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Grimm will do anything for a beer. Except for mowing your lawn. He said he'd rather be sober than push a mower.
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
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..will have to start mowing the lawn again soon... 
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Happy belated, Grimm. Hopefully you got that rimjob that Doc been promising for years.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Happy belated, Grimm. Hopefully you got that rimjob that Doc been promising for years.
Unfortunately, I still haven't been able to save up enough money to acquire your services. You're just too expensive. I might just have to go with a second rate operation like Sammitch or Pig-Dave for Grimm's birthday next year.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Happy belated, Grimm. Hopefully you got that rimjob that Doc been promising for years.
Unfortunately, I still haven't been able to save up enough money to acquire your services. You're just too expensive. I might just have to go with a second rate operation like Sammitch or Pig-Dave for Grimm's birthday next year.
Pig-Dave is the Ass-Master.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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