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Pope: Hell Is a Real Place Where Sinners Burn in Everlasting Fire

    Hell is a place where sinners really do burn in an everlasting fire, and not just a religious symbol designed to galvanize the faithful, the Pope said.

    Addressing a parish gathering in a northern suburb of Rome, Pope Benedict XVI said that in the modern world many people, including some believers, had forgotten that if they failed to "admit blame and promise to sin no more," they risked "eternal damnation — the Inferno."

    Hell "really exists and is eternal, even if nobody talks about it much any more," he said.

    Agostino Paravicini Bagliani, a Church historian, said that the Pope was "right to remind us that Hell is not something to be put on one side" as an inconvenient or embarrassing aspect of belief.

    In October the Pope indicated that limbo, supposed since medieval times to be a "halfway house" between heaven and hell, inhabited by unbaptized infants and holy men and women who lived before Christ, was "only a theological hypothesis" and not a "definitive truth of the faith."

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Now....if only he could explain this with scriptural backup. While he's at it, he can justify his walking around being called 'his holiness' and other such shit when Christ specificly condemned such practices...and hundreds of other diversions the church has taken from actual scripture...


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Now....if only he could explain this with scriptural backup. While he's at it, he can justify his walking around being called 'his holiness' and other such shit when Christ specificly condemned such practices...and hundreds of other diversions the church has taken from actual scripture...





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Well that all depends on which version of THE Bible he's reading. Or is there a version that only he knows about?

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...kind of a scary looking joke i might add.


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Well, it's NOT like the Pope is using the fear of eternal damnation in hell to control people.....


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Looks like the pope is just trying to scare people into coming back to church. That's kind of sad,people should worship because they want to and not because of some threat of punishment.


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Looks like the pope is just trying to scare people into coming back to church. That's kind of sad,people should worship because they want to and not because of some threat of punishment.






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POPE CAN EAT MY CUNT!


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I like to say inflamitory things. It inflamitories my love. My love for the Jesus.


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

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POPE CAN EAT MY CUNT!





but would you really enjoy that...


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No, but I'd let him.


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he probably doesn't have teeth, that would be interesting. for you too, eh?


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Uschi, you make me laugh out load!

Anyway... The Pope is in his right to remind the followers of "his" church that they go to hell if they sin. My problem with the pope is what we define as a "sin" and "sinners".


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Sin is also a very relative term. What one person, or a group or country would call sinful, another group or country might consider to be very natural and normal behavior.

When Spanairds first arrived in the new world, they called the natives who ran around naked "Sinful."

Some say that ALL gays and lesbians automatically go to hell, regardless of how good a person the individual may be.

Falwell and his buddy, Pat Roberson both said that, when the man who saved Gerald Ford from being shot by Squeeky "Lynette " Fromm had ( Back around 1976 ) come out as a gay man, they both declared that no good deeds on Earth can save him from going to hell unless he repented and gave up being gay.

And perhaps a person who has big guilt issues about sex
will decide that those who actively engage in sexual activity are all going to hell.

LIke many things, it all depends on who is talking at the moment... and what they believe.


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sin = willful disobedience against a known law of God. you can't accidentally sin. you can't sin "for a good reason". and you can't sort of sin a little. if any of those statements prove problematic, take it up with several centuries' worth of systematic theology.


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A sin in one culture is not always a sin in every other culture, Phil. When the Spanairds arrived in the new world, they thought it was shameful that the natives ran around naked... it was not shameful to the natives. Sometimes sin is a very relative term....It all depends on whose point of view it is.


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the natives didnt have the bible...


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You know, this is a whole other thread.


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the natives didnt have the bible...




Until it was brought to them and they were given an entire worldview with which to study. At which point, they no longer suffered ignorance.

Christianity has reached all across the world by now. There's no way anyone can miss it. So if hell really exists and you end up going there, don't bother blaming God when His Word was right in front of you the whole time.

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Pay no attention to Knut. He's just bitter because he's going to Hell for not loving God.


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the natives didnt have the bible...




Until it was brought to them and they were given an entire worldview with which to study. At which point, they no longer suffered ignorance.

Christianity has reached all across the world by now. There's no way anyone can miss it. So if hell really exists and you end up going there, don't bother blaming God when His Word was right in front of you the whole time.





that was actually the point i wanted to make. but i didnt feel like typing all of it...


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Pay no attention to Knut. He's just bitter because he's going to Hell for not loving God.




actually i dont believe in hell so im not that worried about it...


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You don't believe in Hell? Dude, you're going to Hell for that!

God hates people who have opinions of their own.


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This is why I am can't take Organized Religion seriously.
They are all convinced that whoever does NOT believe in their own particular God of love is going to go to hell.

How can all the religions be right and yet wrong at the same time??

I can't speak for God.. NO human can... but I don't think this is what he had originally intended for humans....for them to kill others or condemn others because they do not worship God as they do.

Trying to control people with the fear of going to hell for eternity is cruel, when you think about it. The Pope and the Catholic church are very guilty of this.

What if :

The afterlife is whatever you believe inside of you that it is? Sorta like a holodeck program which is picked from your own subconscious?

What if there is NO afterlife?

Or : What if there is no Heaven and no hell, and, instead, just one place where we all go, and the bad people are simply judged and sent back to Earth until they learn to stop being assholes? Or maybe the bad ones souls' are just terminated...

No one person or group of persons can be certain just WHAT lies in wait for us after we die.

It is a matter of belief.

And one religion ought to know better than to judge others who do not believe as they do as sinners.

But, what else can you expect from a species that is only about 3.5 years old?


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This is why I am can't take Organized Religion seriously.
They are all convinced that whoever does NOT believe in their won particular God of love is going to go to hell.






That's not entirely true. Buddhism doesn't even speculate about an afterlife, while Hinduism holds that everyone will eventually achieve their ultimate goal.


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Snarf : You are correct. and thank you for posting part of my post. I did not see the typo : "won" ought to have been "own." I fixed it.

Also, Judaism does not believe in an afterlife. That is one of the myriad of reasons why I rejected my own religion, as I believe in an afterlife.

I like what Rufus said in DOGMA...

" If you say you have an idea, that's a good thing, because ideas can be changed. "


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Calm down, Phil...look at the cute kitties!


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This is why I am can't take Organized Religion seriously.
They are all convinced that whoever does NOT believe in their own particular God of love is going to go to hell.




.....You're a fucking idiot.

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