RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts Chris Oakley tried to touch me in the shower room!!!!

It's one of the reasons why I broke up our tag team!


The world must know about Oakley's sexual perversions!


Nuriko, get out know while you can!

Tu estas loco, senor.

do not try to deny it! I've hide the truth about your perversions for too long!

tell nuriko about the tijuana trips or I will!

I don't have any perversions. You're imagining things.

And on that note, it's time to start preparing my next Enemies List Member Profile.

if you're not going to come clean, I'm going to have to reveal the truth about you to the world.

Oakley's even tried to molest his own alt ids!

Now that's crazy. How can alts have alts?

An alt that has alts that he molests? Crazy!

the mind is a mysterious thing. . .and when it begins to fracture. . .who knows what might happen?

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I like to try and stuff watermelons up my ass

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Old Women's Choices
by Ruth Harriet Jacobs

We keep our thermostats at fifty-nine
so we can give our children gifts
we really cant afford.
We buy bruised, overripe fruit
from the distressed produce
and donate to our churches

We buy our own clothes at thrift shops
but select grandchildrens presents
from the nicest shop in town.
We eat the same boring dinner every day
because we won't cook for ourselves
but produce a feast for guests.
We never say we need help when we do
but do without, not wanting to burden
those whose burdens we carried

Some of us break out of these patterns
realize we have rights and choices
to care for ourselves too
but it is hard to forget early teaching.
Even after all these years
we put ourselves last.

Taken from the book
If I had my life to live over
Editd by Sandra Haldeman Martz
Papier Mache Press--Watsonville, California 1992

WHEN I'M A LITTLE OLD LADY

When I'm a little old lady
Then I'll live with my children
and bring them great joy.

To repay all I've had
from each girl and boy
I shall draw on the walls
and scuff up the floor;
Run in and out
without closing the door.

I'll hide frogs in the pantry,
socks under my bed.

Whenever they scold me,
I'll hang my head.

I'll run and I'll romp,
always fritter away
The time to be spent
doing chores every day.

I'll pester my children
when they are on the phone.

As long as they're busy
I won't leave them alone.

Hide candy in closets,
rocks in a drawer,
And never pick up my clothes
from the floor.

Dash off to the movies
and not wash a dish.

I'll plead for allowance
whenever I wish.

I'll stuff up the plumbing
and deluge the floor.
As soon as they've mopped it,
I'll flood it some more.

When they correct me,
I'll lie down and cry,
Kicking and screaming,
not a tear in my eye.

I'll take all their pencils
and flashlights, and then
When they buy new ones,
I'll take them again.

I'll spill glasses of milk
to complete every meal,
Eat my banana and
just drop the peel.

Put toys on the table,
spill jam on the floor,
I'll break lots of dishes
as though I were four.

What fun I shall have,
what joy it will be to
Live with my children....
the way they lived with me!

~author unknown~

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