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our dog Beast makes clouds look like nails. Plus, clouds are just dense areas of water particles, they're cold and wet you poof. Stop dreaming of Care Bears.
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I don't know about fluffier, but Joey is poofier.
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our dog Beast makes clouds look like nails. Plus, clouds are just dense areas of water particles, they're cold and wet you poof. Stop dreaming of Care Bears.
Show me your ass again.
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I don't know about fluffier, but Joey is poofier.
If Joey was here he'd call you a queer ass butt muncher pirate.
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Mister Staypuffed appeared to be very fluffy..
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok. 
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I don't know about fluffier, but Joey is poofier.
If Joey was here he'd call you a queer ass butt muncher pirate.
If he was here.
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our dog Beast makes clouds look like nails. Plus, clouds are just dense areas of water particles, they're cold and wet you poof. Stop dreaming of Care Bears.
Show me your ass again.
okay, but it's pretty hairy...
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our dog Beast makes clouds look like nails. Plus, clouds are just dense areas of water particles, they're cold and wet you poof. Stop dreaming of Care Bears.
That is Beast. This morning we found out she's riddled with tumors and lung cancer. We have to put her down this week.
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That's very sad. We had to put Midnight, our family dog down, about a year and a half ago. I miss that big dumb dog.
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We almost had to put down our pet rabbit due to declining health. But, thankfully and sadly, he died before we were going to. I miss the little guy.
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She started coughing up blood. She's on morphine to suppress the cough, but she's going downhill fast. I have her with me tonight, sleeping on my bed. She's the sweetest thing - she melts like an amoeba when she sleeps. Who am I going to nap with on the sofa on Sunday afternoons?! Goddamn. Two dogs in one year. 
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that's rough. it's always hard losing a pet.
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She started coughing up blood. She's on morphine to suppress the cough, but she's going downhill fast. I have her with me tonight, sleeping on my bed. She's the sweetest thing - she melts like an amoeba when she sleeps.
Losing a dog sucks, my mom found lumps on one of our dogs stomach today and its got me worried.
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our dog Beast makes clouds look like nails. Plus, clouds are just dense areas of water particles, they're cold and wet you poof. Stop dreaming of Care Bears.
That is Beast. This morning we found out she's riddled with tumors and lung cancer. We have to put her down this week.
I'm very sorry, Uschi. I know how much it sucks having a pet put to sleep. I had to do that three times in my life and it is always rough. They leave a big hole in your life and in your heart after they are gone, but they are in a better place afterwards. You will be in my thoughts and prayers.
The Rainbow bridge :
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this is our second family dog in one year. third dog IN our family in one year.
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imma starting to understand the man fucks a dog threads now.
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I'm very sorry for your loss, Uschi.
Beast is in a good place now.
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fuck you beardshit.
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Are you big and black? Cuz Beardguy would take you up on the offer if you are.
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7 In mythology
In Khasi mythology, the seven divine women who were left behind on earth and became the ancestresses of all humankind.
The number of gateways traversed by Inanna during her descent into the underworld.
The number of sleeping men in the Christian myth of the "Seven Sleepers."
The number of sages in Hindu mythology; their wives are the goddesses referred to as the "Seven Mothers."
The number of main islands of mythological Atlantis.
In Guaraní mythology, the number of prominent legendary monsters.
Seven Lucky Gods exist in Japanese mythology.
In British Folk lore, every 7 years the Farie Queen pays a tithe to Hell (or possably Hel) in the tale of Tam Lin.
In the British Folk tale of Thomas the Rhymer, he went to live in the farie kingdom for 7 years.
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The reason for 7 being a lucky number symbolically (such as in the Bible) is because it represents the union of man and woman, since the number for women is 4 and the number for men is 3.
Seven candles are lit in the kinara during the African-American celebration of Kwanzaa, which is a seven-day holiday.
It is traditionally thought that there are seven continents on Earth.
Seven is the smallest positive integer requiring more than one syllable in English.
There are seven musicians in a septet and seven babies born in a set of septuplets. The most famous set of septuplets are the McCaughey Septuplets, who were born in 1997.
The British fifty-pence and twenty-pence coins are heptagons, with the sides curved to give them a constant diameter. Adding them gives you seventy pence
The Kulin people of Australia living near the Dandenong Ranges traditionally have seven seasons. Some of the Native Americans of Montana also have seven seasons: chinook season, muddy spring, green summer, gold summer (or dry summer), 'Indian' Summer, late fall, and cold winter.
Many cities are claimed to be constructed amidst seven hills; see Seven hills of Rome.
Serial sevens are used as a diagnostic test in medicine.
In linguistics, the "7" is sometimes used to represent a glottal stop, as a substitute for ʔ.
In Fist of the North Star (Hokuto no Ken), the main character, Kenshiro, is also known as "the man with seven wounds" for the seven scars on his body in the shape of the Big Dipper.
The United States Constitution, as drafted in Philadelphia in 1787, was composed of 7 Articles.
Seven is also:
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DA VINCI
DAGWOOD
DAIQUIRI
DANU
DANUBE
DAPHNE
DAREDEVIL
DARTH VADER
DASH
DASHER
DAWN
DAZZLER
DEBUTANTE
DEEOGEE
DEGAS
DÉJÀ VU
DELILAH
DELTA
DERBY
DESDEMONA
DESIREE
DESOTO
DESPERADO
DETONATOR
DETOUR
DEUCE
DEVIL
DEW
DEXEDRINE
DIABLO
DIAMOND
DICE
DICKENS
DIDDLEY
DIDI
DIGBY
DIGGER
DIM SUM
DINGO
DINO
DIVA
DIVOT
DIXIE
DIZZY
DOC
DODGER
DODO
DOGLET
DOGZILLA
DOHENY
DOLCE or DULCE
DOLLY
DOMINO
DON
DONNER
DOODLE
DOOGIE
DOOLITTLE
DOONESBURY
DOTS
DOUBLE-O-SEVEN
DOUGH-BOY
DOZER
DR. WHO
DRACO
DRAGON
DRAMBUIE
DREADNOUGHT
DREAMER
DREAMWEAVER
DROOPY
DRUMMER
DUBONNET
DUCHESS
DUDE
DUDETTE
DUDLEY
DUFFY
DUGONG
DUKE
DUMPLING
DUN
DUNCAN
DUNK
DURANGO
DUSTMOP
DUSTY
DWEEB
DYLAN
DYNAMITE
DYNAMO
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WADDLES
WAG-A-LOT
WAGS
WALDO
WALLFLOWER
WALRUS
WANDA
WARHOL
WARLOCK
WARRIOR
WARTHOG
WASABE
WEB
WELLINGTON
WHIRLWIND
WHISKEY
WHISPER or WHISPERWIND
WHOOPIE
WIGGLES
WILBUR
WILD THING
WILDWOOD
WILFRED
WILHELMINA
WILLOUGHBY
WILLOW
WILSON
WIMPY
WINDJAMMER
WINDSOR
WINDY
WINK
WINSTON
WINTHROP
WISEGUY
WITCH
WIZARD
WIZKID
WOLFGANG
WONDERDOG
WONTON
WOODSTOCK
WOODWIND
WOODY
WOOF
WOOKIE
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WRANGLER
WRIGLEY
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XANTHUS
XAVIER
XENA
XEROX
XERXES
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88. Married To The Mob
Starring: Michelle Pfeiffer, Matthew Modine, Dean Stockwell ...
89. Micki & Maude
Starring: Dudley Moore, Amy Irving, Ann Reinking ...
90. Midnight Madness
Starring: David Naughton, Stephen Furst, Michael J. Fox ...
91. Mischief
Starring: Doug McKeon, Catherine Mary Stewart, Kelly Preston ...
92. Modern Girls
Starring: Daphne Zuniga, Cynthia Gibb, Virginia Madsen ...
93. Money Pit, The
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Starring: Rick Moranis, Ellen Greene, Vincent Gardenia ...
82. Loverboy
Starring: Patrick Dempsey, Kirstie Alley, Carrie Fisher ...
83. Lucas
Starring: Corey Haim, Kerri Green, Charlie Sheen ...
84. Making Mr. Right
Starring: John Malkovich, Ann Magnuson, Laurie Metcalf ...
85. Man With One Red Shoe, The
Starring: Tom Hanks, Lori Singer, Carrie Fisher ...
86. Man With Two Brains, The
Starring: Steve Martin, Kathleen Turner, David Warner ...
87. Mannequin
Starring: Andrew McCarthy, Kim Cattrall, Meshach Taylor ...
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The Twelve Days of a Redneck Christmas
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On the first day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
Some parts to a Mustang GT.
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On the second day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.
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On the third day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.
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On the forth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.
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On the fifth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.
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On the sixth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.
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On the seventh day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.
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On the eighth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.
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On the ninth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.
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On the tenth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
tin of Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.
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On the eleventh day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
11 rasslin' tickets
tin of Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.
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On the twelfth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
12 pack of Bud
11 rasslin' tickets
tin of Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
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The Chanuka Song Lyrics
» Adam Sandler
"Okay...
This is a song that uhh..
There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh..
not too many Chanukah songs.
So uhh..
I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear
any Chanukah songs.
Here we go..."
Put on your yarmulke
Here comes Chanukah
So much funukah
To celebrate Chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me
David Lee Roth lights the menorah
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah
Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli
Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli
Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too
Put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew
You don't need "Deck The Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"
'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock- both Jewish
Put on your yarmulke
It's time for Chanukah
The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs
Celebrates Chanukah
O.J. Simpson, not a Jew
But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Carew- he converted
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish- not too shabby
Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well he's not, but guess who is
All three Stooges
So many Jews are in showbiz
Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is
Tell your friend Veronica
It's time to celebrate Chanukah
I hope I get a harmonicah
Oh this lovely, lovely Chanukah
So drink your gin and tonicah
And smoke your marijuanikah
If you really, really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah
Happy Chanukah
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