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how do you masturbate? #70896 2003-10-25 7:38 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,377 Eugene rexstardust OP 2000+ posts OP rexstardust 2000+ posts Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,377 Eugene I use an old sock, usually in bed with a titty movie on. I used to hump my mattress. Anyone else have weird masterbatory habits?

Re: how do you masturbate? #70897 2003-10-25 8:05 PM Joined: May 2003 Posts: 10,794 Likes: 3 37.563936, -116.85123 Stupid Doog Doog the MIGHTY 10000+ posts Stupid Doog Doog the MIGHTY 10000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 10,794 Likes: 3 37.563936, -116.85123 FREAK! You are so nasty...using an old sock. Fresh from the dryer is best!

Re: how do you masturbate? #70898 2003-10-25 8:19 PM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Multiverse Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Multiverse Of course, you do get the good with the bad. The new technology permits us to do exciting things with interactive erotic software. Wave of the future, Dude. 100% electronic.

Re: how do you masturbate? #70899 2003-10-25 10:17 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 855 mimic 500+ posts mimic 500+ posts Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 855 Of course, you do get the good with the bad. The new technology permits us to do exciting things with interactive erotic software. Wave of the future, Dude. 100% electronic.

Re: how do you masturbate? #70900 2003-10-26 4:09 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,377 Eugene rexstardust OP 2000+ posts OP rexstardust 2000+ posts Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,377 Eugene Yeah I have about 20 old socks in the rotation, about to add twelve more. Their a load (HA) by themselves.

Re: how do you masturbate? #70901 2003-10-26 3:29 PM Joined: May 2003 Posts: 14,203 New York, NY Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man 1 Millionth Customer 10000+ posts Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man 1 Millionth Customer 10000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 14,203 New York, NY quote: Originally posted by mimic: You rawk bsams. mimic didn't mimic...?????

Re: how do you masturbate? #70902 2003-10-26 3:38 PM Joined: May 2003 Posts: 14,203 New York, NY Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man 1 Millionth Customer 10000+ posts Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man 1 Millionth Customer 10000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 14,203 New York, NY masturbation thread? hmmm. I need something to quell any lingering thoughts of masturbation.....but what? of course!!!!

Re: how do you masturbate? #70903 2003-10-26 5:16 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,377 Eugene rexstardust OP 2000+ posts OP rexstardust 2000+ posts Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,377 Eugene How dare you ruin my thread! Eat shit and die!

Re: how do you masturbate? #70904 2003-10-26 5:29 PM Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 5,142 Grimm's conscience Kristogar Velo 5000+ posts Kristogar Velo 5000+ posts Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 5,142 Grimm's conscience Here's a witty response: And that's terrible.

Re: how do you masturbate? #70905 2003-10-26 5:33 PM Joined: May 2003 Posts: 10,794 Likes: 3 37.563936, -116.85123 Stupid Doog Doog the MIGHTY 10000+ posts Stupid Doog Doog the MIGHTY 10000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 10,794 Likes: 3 37.563936, -116.85123 Guys....its not working. I don't know whats going on! I'll go by the Legion board. I'm sure they know what to do!

Re: how do you masturbate? #70906 2003-10-26 9:09 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 26 proven The Evil Genius 25+ posts The Evil Genius 25+ posts Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 26 proven

Re: how do you masturbate? #70907 2003-10-26 9:33 PM Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,896 At Large Animalman 10000+ posts Animalman 10000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,896 At Large Thanks "Oops I Crapped My Pants"!

Re: how do you masturbate? #70908 2003-10-26 9:41 PM Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 134 Here and there, man. TheDude 100+ posts TheDude 100+ posts Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 134 Here and there, man.

Re: how do you masturbate? #70909 2003-10-26 9:42 PM Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 134 Here and there, man. TheDude 100+ posts TheDude 100+ posts Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 134 Here and there, man. quote: Originally posted by britneyspearsatemyshorts: Of course, you do get the good with the bad. The new technology permits us to do exciting things with interactive erotic software. Wave of the future, Dude. 100% electronic. Yeah, well I still jerk off manually.....

Re: how do you masturbate? #70910 2003-10-26 9:54 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 26 proven The Evil Genius 25+ posts The Evil Genius 25+ posts Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 26 proven

Re: how do you masturbate? #70911 2003-10-26 9:58 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 26 proven The Evil Genius 25+ posts The Evil Genius 25+ posts Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 26 proven

Re: how do you masturbate? #70912 2003-10-26 10:01 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 26 proven The Evil Genius 25+ posts The Evil Genius 25+ posts Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 26 proven

Re: how do you masturbate? #70913 2003-10-26 10:01 PM Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,896 At Large Animalman 10000+ posts Animalman 10000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,896 At Large You use a trapeze to masturbate? ....that's different.

Re: how do you masturbate? #70914 2003-10-26 10:03 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 26 proven The Evil Genius 25+ posts The Evil Genius 25+ posts Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 26 proven

Re: how do you masturbate? #70915 2003-10-26 10:09 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 26 proven The Evil Genius 25+ posts The Evil Genius 25+ posts Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 26 proven

Re: how do you masturbate? #70916 2003-10-26 10:10 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 26 proven The Evil Genius 25+ posts The Evil Genius 25+ posts Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 26 proven

Re: how do you masturbate? #70917 2003-10-26 10:11 PM Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,896 At Large Animalman 10000+ posts Animalman 10000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,896 At Large I get it!....I think....

Re: how do you masturbate? #70918 2003-10-26 10:13 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 26 proven The Evil Genius 25+ posts The Evil Genius 25+ posts Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 26 proven

Re: how do you masturbate? #70919 2003-10-26 10:14 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 26 proven The Evil Genius 25+ posts The Evil Genius 25+ posts Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 26 proven I have some questions for astronauts.

Re: how do you masturbate? #70920 2003-10-26 10:20 PM Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,896 At Large Animalman 10000+ posts Animalman 10000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,896 At Large GayLA is an assnaut. Maybe he can help.

Re: how do you masturbate? #70921 2003-10-26 10:24 PM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Animalman = The Evil Genius? Talking to yourself is a sure sign.

Re: how do you masturbate? #70922 2003-10-26 10:24 PM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Plus Animalman is logged in and The Evil is not.

Re: how do you masturbate? #70923 2003-10-26 10:49 PM Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,896 At Large Animalman 10000+ posts Animalman 10000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,896 At Large

Re: how do you masturbate? #70924 2003-10-27 1:35 AM Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal You still haven't answered the question, Acorn.

Re: how do you masturbate? #70925 2003-10-27 1:38 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt What question?

Re: how do you masturbate? #70926 2003-10-27 1:44 AM Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal Quit stallin'!

Re: how do you masturbate? #70927 2003-10-27 1:47 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt oh. I thought you knew that already. With my hands in your pants.

Re: how do you masturbate? #70928 2003-10-27 1:50 AM Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal ...I was wondering why you try to fit yourself in. That explains that one time at Baskin Robbins...

Re: how do you masturbate? #70929 2003-10-27 1:53 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt I like wearing your pants.

Re: how do you masturbate? #70930 2003-10-27 1:56 AM Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal Too bad I can't say the same for your brassiere! But LLance can!

Re: how do you masturbate? #70931 2003-10-27 2:06 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Yeah, he has big boobs for a guy.

Re: how do you masturbate? #70932 2003-10-27 2:27 AM Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal That's an understatment!

Re: how do you masturbate? #70933 2003-10-27 2:28 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt and THIS... is an undergarnment.

Re: how do you masturbate? #70934 2003-10-27 2:30 AM Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal This is a boomstick!

Re: how do you masturbate? #70935 2003-10-27 3:00 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Gimme some sugar, baby!