brother from another mother 15000+ posts
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Q. Why is all of Helen Keller's face burnt? A. She was bobbing for french fries.
Q: How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? A: She answer the iron.
Q: How did she burn the other side of her face? A: They called back.
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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