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The religious pun war thread! #898180 2007-12-14 12:43 AM
Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 460 Pun-sylvania The Pun-isher OP Pun-damentalist nutjob 400+ posts
OP The Pun-isher Pun-damentalist nutjob 400+ posts Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 460 Pun-sylvania	Any of you daring enough to cross swords with me at a religious themed pun war? This is not vengeance. This is pun-ishment. "The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability." — Edgar Allan Poe

Re: The religious pun war thread! The Pun-isher #898197 2007-12-14 1:38 AM
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URG URG am real man! 7500+ posts Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 8,970 URG'S cave	May God have mercy on your soul. Cave Babes http://www.robkamphausen.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/824582#Post824582 Cave Drawings http://www.robkamphausen.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/860036 Some days urg makes me proud to be his friend. Then there are the days that he steals my beer and fucks my woman. Somedays he gets that backwards.-Lothar "Those were good days. Sitting around the campfires, eating dinosaur meat, and clubbing our wimmens in the head. I dream of those days sometimes. When Urg would make speeches and lead us to victory over the neighboring tribes. Good days, man. Good days." -Grimm

Re: The religious pun war thread! URG #898201 2007-12-14 1:54 AM
Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 460 Pun-sylvania The Pun-isher OP Pun-damentalist nutjob 400+ posts
OP The Pun-isher Pun-damentalist nutjob 400+ posts Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 460 Pun-sylvania	It's too late for that. So I might as well cause what damn-age I can. This is not vengeance. This is pun-ishment. "The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability." — Edgar Allan Poe

Re: The religious pun war thread! The Pun-isher #898213 2007-12-14 2:05 AM
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DavidBowieMoo! Moo! 100+ posts Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 131	David Bowie me David Bowie you David Bowie moo moo moo The cow goes moo!

Re: The religious pun war thread! DavidBowieMoo! #898264 2007-12-14 5:20 AM
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Lothar of The Hill People brother from another mother 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 19,438 Likes: 8 Way back in the woods.	If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed "My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who "Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!

Re: The religious pun war thread! Lothar of The Hill People #898267 2007-12-14 5:28 AM
Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 460 Pun-sylvania The Pun-isher OP Pun-damentalist nutjob 400+ posts
OP The Pun-isher Pun-damentalist nutjob 400+ posts Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 460 Pun-sylvania	Ah, finally a true opponent! Seriously, that was a zen-sationally bad pun. My congratulations. This is not vengeance. This is pun-ishment. "The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability." — Edgar Allan Poe

Re: The religious pun war thread! The Pun-isher #905870 2008-01-06 6:20 AM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 19,633 Triton, moon of Neptune. Beardguy57 I walk in eternity 15000+ posts
Beardguy57 I walk in eternity 15000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 19,633 Triton, moon of Neptune.	I like spiders in my asshole. "I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.

Re: The religious pun war thread! Beardguy57 #906144 2008-01-06 10:02 PM
Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 4,205 Denmark Chant fudge 4000+ posts
Chant fudge 4000+ posts Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 4,205 Denmark	What about Scientology? I hear they use Tom Cruise-fixtion as a front that stunk... Racks be to MisterJLA

Re: The religious pun war thread! Chant #906200 2008-01-07 12:41 AM
Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 460 Pun-sylvania The Pun-isher OP Pun-damentalist nutjob 400+ posts
OP The Pun-isher Pun-damentalist nutjob 400+ posts Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 460 Pun-sylvania	Any and all religions and denominations are welcome. Let's keep 'em coming! Shofar, a lot of the ones I've seen are kinda week. But I'm sure you guys can come up with some truly exce-lent puns! This is not vengeance. This is pun-ishment. "The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability." — Edgar Allan Poe

Re: The religious pun war thread! The Pun-isher #906211 2008-01-07 1:13 AM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 19,633 Triton, moon of Neptune. Beardguy57 I walk in eternity 15000+ posts
Beardguy57 I walk in eternity 15000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 19,633 Triton, moon of Neptune.	I guess I'll just have to hope I don't cross the line here... "I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.

Re: The religious pun war thread! Beardguy57 #906306 2008-01-07 4:10 AM
Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 460 Pun-sylvania The Pun-isher OP Pun-damentalist nutjob 400+ posts
OP The Pun-isher Pun-damentalist nutjob 400+ posts Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 460 Pun-sylvania	* BITCHSLAP * NO REPEATS IN THE SAME THREAD!!! I seem to recall saying that to you on more than one of these pun war threads. Are you Bahai-nd on current events or something? This is not vengeance. This is pun-ishment. "The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability." — Edgar Allan Poe

Re: The religious pun war thread! The Pun-isher #906336 2008-01-07 4:57 AM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 19,633 Triton, moon of Neptune. Beardguy57 I walk in eternity 15000+ posts
Beardguy57 I walk in eternity 15000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 19,633 Triton, moon of Neptune.	Moses supposes his toes'-es are Roses "I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.

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