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This is my other niece. She has attitude issues and a lot of disrespect / brattyness. It gets on my goddamn nerves sometimes, but here it's just funny. Klinton will especially enjoy this:



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THEY'RE RUINING MY VIDEO! IT'S A LIZARD! I'M MAKING A VIDEO CAMERA!


Goddamn. Ava needs an attitude adjustment like bad.


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wait...Coolie as ina cunt? Noice.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Maybe Ava should have directed the Transformers movie. She knows what a camera is for and won't let anyone else forget it either, and she's how old? Now's the time to start a college fund. But don't forget to bring the vitamins.


I used to roam the world fighting monsters and sleeping in mud. Now look at me, living in a castle, sleeping in a bed. Aren't I sweet? Yuck!
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 Originally Posted By: Uschi

Goddamn. Ava needs an attitude adjustment like bad.


Isn't that always the way. My cousin is 5 and she's a terror. She'll be a bitch like her mother unless something is done. Still, funny shit, you should post more. Especially of the first niece.

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yeah, that didn't sound creepy at all, jers.


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 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
yeah, that didn't sound creepy at all, jers.


Yeah I didn't see that one coming...


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Okay. Emmy got a cart for Christmas. Suddenly she's mobile! BUT she can't turn it. This is her being cranky and tired but still obsessed with the cart after going back and forth in this manner for at least 30min prior to the filming. She gets frustrated if she even *thinks* something will impede her progress with the cart. And the walls... oh bother.



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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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After filming that Julie had to hide the cart in the kitchen with Andrew. The next morning when she brought Emmy into the kitchen to make her bottle, she got that shit-eating grin again and was super excited...


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"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
This is my other niece. She has attitude issues and a lot of disrespect / brattyness. It gets on my goddamn nerves sometimes, but here it's just funny. Klinton will especially enjoy this:



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THEY'RE RUINING MY VIDEO! IT'S A LIZARD! I'M MAKING A VIDEO CAMERA!


Goddamn. Ava needs an attitude adjustment like bad.


BTW, there's another:



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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Gawd who the hell's the person that sounds like a canadian witha sinus infection?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Um... Grandma Kathy? My brother-in-law's mother?


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Oof..where's her hoose?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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You don't have a mama!


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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
Oof..where's her hoose?


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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 Originally Posted By: rex
You don't have a mama!


Classic


Your Mom's classic.


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"

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