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Amy Fisher, husband promote sex tape
Fri Jan 4, 6:33 PM ET

  • NEW YORK - Former "Long Island Lolita" Amy Fisher is joining her husband in trying to market a sex tape, saying, "I always wanted to be No. 1 at something, but I didn't think it would be something like this."

    Fisher said her husband, Louis Bellera, sold the sex tape to Red Light District video of Los Angeles in August when he and Fisher were divorcing. They have since reconciled, and Fisher said she took a six-figure payout rather than fight to have the video pulled from the Internet.

    As a teenager, Fisher was sent to prison for seven years for shooting Mary Jo Buttafuoco, the wife of her former lover, Joey Buttafuoco. Buttafuoco, twice her age, served time for statutory rape for having sex with a 16-year-old.

    Fisher, 33, has written two books and worked as a columnist for the Long Island Press. More recently, she has appeared as a celebrity guest at various clubs.

    She admits explaining what she does and why she is famous will be hard to do when her 6-year-old son and 3-year-old daughter get older.

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Thats just one plain old fucked up girl.


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I've seen the videos. She is.

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I heard a couple months ago that her and Buttafuoco were actually going to get married. I wonder what happened to that.


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There were rumors that they planned to date or even star in a reality series together (I probably woulda watched that first episode) but nothing ever happened.

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she looks like she would be a great fuck.

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Like rex said, she's fucked up.

Fucked up = great fuck.

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exactly


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I hope that crazy bitch gets aids and dies a horrible death.


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She's already got herpes. Got it in prison.

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That wasn't my fault.

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Link to Amy Fisher's video:

http://amyfishercaughtontape.com/af2_np.php/4/A/1



I remember back in the day, 1993 or 1994, Tonya Harding's husband Jeff Gallouly, when they divorced, they'd made a porn video of their honeymoon, and he sold it publicly after the divorce, to PENTHOUSE, I think.

If all the birds come home to roost, I guess Lorena Bobbit's the next one due to come out with a sex video.

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 Originally Posted By: Wonder Boy
Link to Amy Fisher's video:

http://amyfishercaughtontape.com/af2_np.php/4/A/1



I remember back in the day, 1993 or 1994, Tonya Harding's husband Jeff Gallouly, when they divorced, they'd made a porn video of their honeymeoon, and he sold it publicly after the divorce, to PENTHOUSE, I think.

If all the birds come home to roost, I guess Lorena Bobbit's the next one due to come out with a sex video.


Actually, didn't the husband, John Bobbit, put out a sex tape or porn video a long time ago, after his penis was reattached?

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Bobbit actually went into the professional porn business!

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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
Bobbit actually went into the professional porn business!


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorena_Bobbitt

 Quote:
After the incident, John Wayne Bobbitt attempted to cash in on his notoriety by forming a band called "The Severed Parts" to pay his mounting medical and legal bills. The band was unsuccessful and failed to generate enough money to pay his bills.[8] In 1994, John appeared in the adult film John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut, in another attempt to make money. In 1996, he appeared in another adult film, Frankenpenis (also known as John Wayne Bobbitt's Frankenpenis).[9]

John's foray into the adult film industry was short-lived, and he soon moved to Las Vegas, Nevada where he worked as a bartender, limo driver, mover, and tow truck operator. He also had a stint serving as a minister of a Las Vegas church.[3]



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You sure like the underage girl stuff, don't you?


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You're losing it, rex. Neither Bobbitt nor Lorena are under 18. Nor were they 15 years ago, when the story first broke.

You might want to go into your own obsession with underage girls, though, in your next therapy session.

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What you did is called "projecting". Its the same thing when you accuse me of "burning in my own bile"


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John Bobbitt Song

(Sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies")

Here's a little story of a man named John
A poor ex-marine (with a little fraction gone)
It seems one night after gettin' with the wife
She lopped of his schlong with the swipe of a knife
(Penis, that is)
(Redoood, filet-tood)

Well, the next thing you know, there's a Ginsu by his side
And Lorena's in the car takin' Willie for a ride
She soon got tired of her purple headed friend
And she tossed him out the window as she rounded out a bend
(Curve, that is)
(Pricker shrubs, wheel hubs)

She went to the cops and confessed to the attack
And they called out the hounds just to get his weenie back
They sniffed and they barked, then they pointed "over there"
To John Wayne's Henry that was wavin' in the air
(Round, that is)
(By a fence, evidence)

Now Peter and John couldn't stay apart too long
So a dick Doc said, "Hey! I can fix your dong"
"A needle and a thread's just the thing you're gonna need"
Then the world held its breath 'til they heard that John peed
(Whizzed, that is)
(Stitched seam, straight stream)

Well, he healed and hardened and took his wife to court
With a cock-eyed lawyer (Since his assets came up short)
They cleared her of assault and acquitted him of rape
And his pecker was the only one they didn't show on tape
(Video, that is)
(Unexposed, case closed)


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