RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts Petition to bring back The 'Mazing Cider-Man...

Sign here please.

Sign...where?

I dont think Cider-man ever made it over here...

and his yahoo account is locked!!

RACK the return of The 'Mazing Spider-Man!

YIPPEE!

You just hit the jackpot tiger!

Cider-Man Cider-Man
Drinks whatever a barfly can
Downs a shot any kind when hes buzzed he dont mind
Look out there pukes the Cider-Man
Is he drunk?
Listen Pud
Hes got hundred proof in his blood
Can he chug from a keg
Take a look you big SMEG!
Hey there there pees the Cider Man
During Happy Hour
He likes to make pals
with his scamming power
drinks free like the gals
Cider-Man Cider-Man Friendly neighborhood CiderMan
Wealth and fames hes ignored
pints of beer his reward
To him life is another loose round
wherever theres a booze hound
Youll find the Cider-Man

Don't forget Cider-Man-

"With great alchohol,
comes a great buzz."

Arse!

Rectum!

Damn near killed em!

No! T'wasn't me, t'was the one armed man! I swear it!

Cider-Man should get his own movie this summer...

tell that to J Jonah Kamphausen!!!

Rack The 'Mazing Cider-Man.

Out.

Cider-Man Cider-Man
Drinks whatever a barfly can
Downs a shot any kind
when hes buzzed he dont mind
Look out there pukes the Cider-Man

Is he drunk? Listen Pud
Hes got hundred proof in his blood
Can he chug from a keg
Take a look you big SMEG!
Hey there there pees the Cider Man

During Happy Hour
He likes to make pals
with his scamming power
drinks free like the gals

Cider-Man Cider-Man
Friendly neighborhood CiderMan
Wealth and fames hes ignored
pints of beer his reward
To him life is another loose round
wherever theres a booze hound
Youll find the Cider-Man

I feel sick to my stomach.

Did I!

IS HE A CLONE or NOT?

Q: What's the definition of macho?
A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.

Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes to play in the water. Shortly thereafter, the boy runs to his mother and says, "Mommy, I saw some ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"

The mother cleverly replies, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are!"

With that, the little boy runs back into the water and continues to play. Several minutes later, though, the little boy runs back to his mother and says, "Mommy, I saw some men with dongs a lot bigger than Daddy's!"

"The bigger they are, the dumber they are!" she replies.

With that, the little boy runs back into the water and continues to play. Several minutes later, though, the little boy runs back to his mother and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more he talked, the dumber he got!"


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Cat Resolutions


I will not flush the toilet while my human is in the shower.


I will not puff my entire body to twice its size for no reason after my humans watch a horror movie.


I will not slurp fish food from the surface of the aquarium.


I will not lean over to drink out of the tub, fall in, and then run screaming into the box of clumping cat litter.


I will not use the humans' bathtub to store live mice for late-night snacks.


I will not eat large numbers of assorted bugs, then come home and barf them up so the humans can see that I'm getting plenty of roughage.


My human will never let me eat her pet rat, and I am at peace with that.


I will not help myself to Q-tips, and I will not attempt to stuff them down the drain to dispose of them.


I will not perch on my human's chest in the middle of the night and stare into her eyes until she wakes up.

Countess Scarlioni: Oh, Doctor, I'm quite convinced you're perfectly mad.
The Doctor: Only at my worst. Nobody's perfect.

--

The Doctor: You're a beautiful woman, probably.

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yOU WANT TO HURT ME?

Go on if it makes you feel better



Im an easy target

Where oh where has my Underdog gone?

Fantastic Four #232 (July 1981), Byrne's debut as writer-artist.
Cover art by Byrne and inker Terry Austin[edit] The Fantastic
Four Byrne’s most important post-X-Men body of work at Marvel was his
six-year run on The Fantastic Four (#232-293, 1981-1986),
considered by many to be a "second Golden Age" on that title.
Byrne said his goal was to "turn the clock back . . . get back
and see fresh what it was that made the book great at its
inception".[9] He also made a number of significant changes to
the title: the Thing was replaced as a member of the quartet by
the She-Hulk, while the Thing had adventures in his own comic
(also written by Byrne), and his longtime girlfriend Alicia
Masters left him for his teammate the Human Torch; the Invisible
Girl was developed into the most powerful member with her
heightened control of her refined powers and the self-confident
assertiveness to use it epitomized by her name change to the
Invisible Woman; and the Baxter Building, their headquarters,
was destroyed and replaced with Four Freedoms Plaza. Byrne has
cited multiple reasons for leaving the book, including “internal
office politics”[4] and that "it simply started to get old".

Most of Byrne's 2000s work has been for DC Comics: JLA (#94–99, the
“Tenth Circle” story arc), Doom Patrol, Blood of the Demon, a
five-issue arc of JLA Classified and briefly drawing Jeph Loeb's
version of Superman (with writer Gail Simone) in Action Comics
#827–835. Afterward, Simone and Byrne reteamed to launch The All
-New Atom series in 2006, with Byrne pencilling the first three
issues.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.


You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.

Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.

Did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

We're forming a union, jerk hole -- my foot and your face!"
-- Skateman

Batman #625 (2004) by Brian Azzarello with art by Eduardo Risso


"And as the sun, that had been too afraid to show its face in
this city, started to turn the black into grey, I smiled. Not out
of happiness. But because I knew... that one day, I wouldn't have
to do this anymore. One day, I could stop fighting. Because one
day... I would win. One day, there will be no pain, no loss, no
crime. Because of me, because I fight. For you. One day, I will
win."

PINK FLOYD LYRICS
The Dogs Of War


Dogs of war and men of hate
With no cause, we don't discriminate
Discovery is to be disowned
Our currency is flesh and bone
Hell opened up and put on sale
Gather 'round and haggle
For hard cash, we will lie and deceive
Even our masters don't know the web we weave
One world, it's a battleground
One world, and we will smash it down
One world ... One world
Invisible transfers, long distance calls,
Hollow laughter in marble halls
Steps have been taken, a silent uproar
Has unleashed the dogs of war
You can't stop what has begun
Signed, sealed, they deliver oblivion
We all have a dark side, to say the least
And dealing in death is the nature of the beast
One world, it's a battleground
One world, and we will smash it down
One world ... One world
The dogs of war won't negotiate
The dogs of war don't capitulate,
They will take and you will give,
And you must die so that they may live
You can knock at any door,
But wherever you go, you know they've been there before
Well winners can lose and things can get strained
But whatever you change, you know the dogs remain.
One world, it's a battleground
One world, and we will smash it down
One world ... One world

Hagfish

Hagfish are marine craniates of the class Myxini, also known as
Hyperotreti. Despite their name, there is some debate about
whether they are strictly fish (as there is for lampreys), since
they belong to a much more primitive lineage than any other
group that is commonly defined fish (Chondrichthyes and
Osteichthyes). Their unusual feeding habits and slime-producing
capabilities have led members of the scientific and popular
media to dub the hagfish as the most "disgusting" of all sea
creatures.

We were so poor when I was young that we couldn't afford ornaments for our Christmas tree. We had to sit around and wait for Grandpa to sneeze.




All I want for Christmas is a box of Smurfs and a mallet.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.