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MASSEUSE FACING A LEGAL KNOT
  • The masseuse who discovered actor Heath Ledger's body does not hold a state license to do massage therapy, officials said yesterday.

    As a result, Diane Lee Wolozin , 45, may face charges that could put her behind bars for four years. The state Education Department, which licenses massage therapists, found that Wolozin was not licensed, a spokesman said.

    Practicing massage therapy without a license is a felony, punishable by up to four years in prison.

    Wolozin found Ledger unconscious in his bedroom at his SoHo apartment Tuesday.

    She called his latest squeeze, Mary-Kate Olsen, four times before calling 911 for help. The operator gave her instructions in performing CPR, but it didn't help.

    Licensed massage therapists are supposed to be certified in CPR, the Education Department spokesman said.


Seems like bullshit to me. Four years in prison for not having a license to give backrubs?

Sure, you argue if she'd had a license she might have given him CPR but who knows if that would have saved him?

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Wonder if this means you need a license for a handjo... no.... not gonna go there....


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your a lawyer dammit, this woman should be sued!

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A doubt a massuese has any money to make a lawsuit worthwhile.

Suing Mary-Kate, now, that's where the money is going to be.

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looks like there may not be a "happy ending" this time.


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 Originally Posted By: the G-man
A doubt a massuese has any money to make a lawsuit worthwhile.

Suing Mary-Kate, now, that's where the money is going to be.


 Originally Posted By: PCG342
Wonder if this means you need a license for a handjo... no.... not gonna go there....


Problem solved?


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 Originally Posted By: the G-man
A doubt a massuese has any money to make a lawsuit worthwhile.

Suing Mary-Kate, now, that's where the money is going to be.



my lack of faith in the legal system has been restored, thank you.

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 Originally Posted By: Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man
looks like there may not be a "happy ending" this time.


I think ya hit the reason for the scrict penalty right there.....it's to separate the masseuses from the hookers.


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