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I'd ask you to find me some clean socks, but I'd hate to make you leave your house.
...Because you cum in your socks, rex. They crunch when you walk, like loosely packed snow.
That's why you can't sneak up on people. It's like a bell around your neck, only it smells like desperation, bleach, and feet.
Time-Travelling Player Hater Extraordinaire.
I hope Joe Mama comes to your house and uses your bathroom.
If you cross me, I'll go back in time and pull out of your momma.
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Thanks for explaining that to me. I always wondered why people made fun of me because of that.
Maybe you should go on a national tour and explain all of your jokes so all the tards can understand them? You could tour with Dane Cook. I bet you guys have the same fan base.
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Wow, for once Rex and I agree on something -- Dane Cook=cheap laughs.
Thanks for all the links, by the way; been lookin' for some of those.
"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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No beardguy junior. dane cook is not funny at all. If you laugh at any of his jokes you should kill yourself..........again.
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Not only is Dane Cook not funny, he has stolen material. Most notably from Louis C.K.
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I never said I laughed at 'im. I said that it's cheap humor at best and most people who like him are either sheep or know nothin' about comedy.
"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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Wow, for once Rex and I agree on something -- Dane Cook=cheap laughs.
Thanks for all the links, by the way; been lookin' for some of those. Dane Cook is a joke thief.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Thanks for explaining that to me. I always wondered why people made fun of me because of that.
Maybe you should go on a national tour and explain all of your jokes so all the tards can understand them? You could tour with Dane Cook. I bet you guys have the same fan base. Oh! So hateful, rex. Nevertheless, I had the very same notion. And, my resounding success with explaining to you has been sufficient assurance that I can now explain my jokes to anybody. But, just to make sure I've driven it home plainly enough... You have a sexual relationship with your own footwear, rex. To you, a booty call consists of taking off your shoes. Walking past a Foot Locker makes your dick get hard. You share those tender, transcendant moments of "The Little Death" with a Nike Swoosh, while sweat-resistant elastic snuggles at your balls. You look forward to the Day-After-Thanksgiving sales like an annual visit to the Bunny Ranch. You make your "O-Face" for a gray toe-patch. You fuck innocent socks, rex. Socks that only wanted to keep your feet warm and your toes dry. ...Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to put a phone call in to the people who handle that reprehensible pile of teeth and Gap clothes, Dane Cook. ...A call which they won't return because they hate me so very, very much.
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If you cross me, I'll go back in time and pull out of your momma.
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Dane Cook is a joke thief.
Is that why we haven't seen your penis post in so long, Joe Mama?
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If you cross me, I'll go back in time and pull out of your momma.
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Dane Cook is a joke thief.
Is that why we haven't seen your penis post in so long, Joe Mama? No, it's because it's been safely tucked in your momma's snatch. I'd have made a Rex's mom joke, but it's the same person. So stop bringing your sibling rivalry to these boards.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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... You mean Silky inherited the black genes?
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Maybe, but not in the way you "inherited" the Air Force genes.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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if you know what he means!
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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