RKMBs Forums .::Robegories::. Sports and Wrestling No Way Out 08: More of the same...

Undertaker and HHH win their Elimination Chamber matches, and get title shots at WrestleMania, not that it hasn't been done before.



Chavo defeated Punk to hold onto to WWE's third "World" title. "Chavo" and "World title" should never be used in the same sentence, but I have no control over that bit of nonsense.

Flair got Kennedy to tap out, so Flair won't have to retire. Again.

Edge pinned Rey. Big Show is back, lost 100+ pounds, and will most likely face Floyd Mayweather at WrestleMania. Somewhere, Akebono is laughing.

Orton got himself DQ'd (Save it Mickey Snarf) to hold onto to WWE's other major championship. Sets up HHH vs Cena vs Orton vs sheer boredom at Mania.

I didn't watch this bag of bullshit, I got the results from:

http://www.prowrestling.net/artman/publi...allengers.shtml

the boxing sites are buzzing about Floyd Mayweather Jr. vs big show.

Maybe ButterBean can give him some advice on how to fight a wrestler...

Wow.

Holy fucking wow.

Too many great things about that clip. Vince's hair was boss!

When I was a kid, I thought Gorilla Monsoon was a monster. I couldnt believe anyone would want to get in the ring with him.

Huh? What'd I do?

The Mayweather/Show angle was shit.
It made both men look like cunts.

Firstly on his return, Show ends up bleeding like a stuck pig, which is not what you would call a good debut/return.
Secondly, Mayweather was made to look gay.
He jumped up in the ring with his entourage wearing matching gay white hoodies, then proceeded to be unconvincingly held back, punched Show in the head 3 times while Show was on his knees, then ran like a bitch back into the crowd with his matching gay boys following.

Show was made to look weak and Mayweather to be a hit and run coward!

Cenas match was pointless.
They kept hyping the fact he returned early cause he didnt wanna miss WM, which still makes it the stupidist decision for him to risk that by facing Orton last night.
I hope to god they dont make it a three way at WM, as that would be more of the same bullshit they did when they interjected HBK into the main even with HHH & Benoit.

The first chamber match (SD) was so so, with Shatista following a similar path he did at the rumble, whereby he lays down for the bulk of the match, just so he can be in it at the end.

The second one (Raw) was far better, but I think that was down to the talent involved.
The level of experience and skill was far higher in the Raw match, and everyone put in a lot more effort than the SD guys did.
The start out between HBK & Y2J was great, but I think the eliminations of JBL & Y2J were weak.
And of course, it took everyones finisher to take out Umaga

The Edge/Mysterio match and Chavo/Punk match were non events as well..

And as for the Flair/Kennedy match.....well, less said about that the better.

The biggest reason the undercard (and yes, the title matches were actually part of the undercard) looked so dull is that there were two chamber matches.
While the first one wasnt that great, you should not have two chamber matches on one show as it detracts from everything else!

Now, with Taker winning his match, it looks likely that he will regain the title at WM, unless of course they want to ruin his unbeaten streak.

Oh, my God! Why did you call me Mickie Snarf? I thought Vickie Guerrero was the only one into rushed marriages!

TMZ is reporting Mayweather broke the Big Shows nose.

Yeah, both Show and HBK both suffered broken noses from what I have read on the dirt sheets.
Sadly Cena & Batista remain uninjured!

Big Show vs Mayweather from last night's PPV:

Stop reminding me how gay that segment was!

Any gayer than Show's bit against that sumo guy from a few years back?

Stop thinking about Big Show in a thong you perv!

Sadly, the WWE burned that horrid image into my brain. It seems the only ass Vince wants to expose more than the Big Show's (remember that cage match vs. DX?) is his own.

You have a good memory for other mens arses!

Last night's Raw was more of the same I'm afraid.Mayweather came out with his hoodie posse to a lot of boos from the crowd.People were actually chanting "Big Show".But when Mayweather made a move,Show flinched and he was made to look afraid or weak.Pure crap.

But what makes you laugh is, Mayweather looks just as weak.
He cant go anywhere without his "posse", and he was the one who ran away at No Way Out!

Pure crap!

And then of course add in the fact that Cena is now back in one of the main events (yeah, there are two main events) at WM, and you have another bullshit 3 way!

That and the fact that in reality,he wouldn't last a second against Show unless he kept punching his kneecaps plus he's a cunt.I figured it'd be a three-way after I saw HHH had won and Orton was disqualified.I hate Cena.

SPOILERS!

Cena = zero ratings

Also zero talent and charisma.

also six plus zero a year contract.

I wanna be paid for doing nothing!

i think the fyrebug job is taken!

I got shots that cleared that up!

It'll take more than a shot to get that poison out of me.

I got all the symptoms, count em 1-2-3