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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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it's a Karla!

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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Stop speaking fucking french!!!!!!!!! I don't understand. I'm not Klint

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it's a Karla!


It's the Karla

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Votre frère l'obtient dans le fond du soir.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Votre frère l'obtient dans le fond du soir.


IS there a translater around? Me no comprend

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Karla. Are you a lesbian?

If so, will you sleep with me?

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Thanks Pariah, I'd expect nothing less from Sneaky

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ARG!! NO! I don't speak French!

I was trying to post before her and you!


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ARG!! NO! I don't speak French!

I was trying to post before you!





In all seriousness, it depends on what you can bring to the table

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バカヤロウ〔おまんこ〕!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
バカヤロウ〔おまんこ〕!

Much better, anything but french. Still can't understand you though

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werd up motherfucker ah don' speak nahh french sheeit! Ya' dig?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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french sheeit!


You got that right!

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 Originally Posted By: Karla


In all seriousness, it depends on what you can bring to the table


A penis.

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 Originally Posted By: Karla


In all seriousness, it depends on what you can bring to the table


A penis.

Uschi brings 2+


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: Pariah
 Originally Posted By: Karla


In all seriousness, it depends on what you can bring to the table


A penis.


Can my friend come too?

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KARLA!!!!! where the hell have you been?


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Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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 Originally Posted By: Karla
 Originally Posted By: Pariah
 Originally Posted By: Karla


In all seriousness, it depends on what you can bring to the table


A penis.


Can my friend come too?


I'm not making any promises. But I'll give it my best shot.

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KARLA!!!!! where the hell have you been?


Working my ass off starting up my own company

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I'm not making any promises. But I'll give it my best shot.


Are you kidding!!!!!!!!!

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 Originally Posted By: Pariah
 Originally Posted By: Karla
 Originally Posted By: Pariah
 Originally Posted By: Karla


In all seriousness, it depends on what you can bring to the table


A penis.


Can my friend come too?


I'm not making any promises. But I'll give it my best shot.


a woman just says yes to a threesome with you and you tell her "you'll do your best?" Snarf would be proud of you...


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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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 Originally Posted By: Karla
 Originally Posted By: Pariah


I'm not making any promises. But I'll give it my best shot.


Are you kidding!!!!!!!!!


It's hard enough making one woman come for crying out loud!

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 Originally Posted By: Pariah
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I'm not making any promises. But I'll give it my best shot.


Are you kidding!!!!!!!!!


It's hard enough making one woman come for crying out loud!


I noticed you said "come" not "cum" are there issues I should know about?

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 Originally Posted By: Pariah
 Originally Posted By: Karla
 Originally Posted By: Pariah


I'm not making any promises. But I'll give it my best shot.


Are you kidding!!!!!!!!!


It's hard enough making one woman come for crying out loud!


Plastic women don't climax.

Now you know...

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arent you a virgin pariah? and im not asking that insultingly.


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 Originally Posted By: Pariah


I'm not making any promises. But I'll give it my best shot.


Are you kidding!!!!!!!!!


It's hard enough making one woman come for crying out loud!


Plastic women don't climax.

Now you know...



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 Originally Posted By: Karla
I noticed you said "come" not "cum" are there issues I should know about?


It's interchangeable. And since the spelling of "cum" qualifies as slang in this context, one would be more compelled by vocabulary propriety to not enlist the use of the vulgar spelling for a homophone that was meant to serve as a pun.

Anyway, yes. Your friend may join us.

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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
arent you a virgin pariah? and im not asking that insultingly.


As long as you don't count my and Uschi's tendencies toward strap-on sodomy, then yes.

But it's like I say everyday: If I have to lose my virginity to anyone, then I suppose it should be a Canadian lesbian.

And so here we are.

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 Originally Posted By: Pariah
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I noticed you said "come" not "cum" are there issues I should know about?


It's interchangeable. And since the spelling of "cum" qualifies as slang in this context, one would be more compelled by vocabulary propriety to not enlist the use of the vulgar spelling for a homophone that was meant to serve as a double-standard joke.

Anyway, yes. Your friend may join us.

Are you going to talk like that? I prefer slang talk to get me really going. Vocabulary propriety will give me a headache

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 Originally Posted By: Pariah
 Originally Posted By: Karla
I noticed you said "come" not "cum" are there issues I should know about?


It's interchangeable. And since the spelling of "cum" qualifies as slang in this context, one would be more compelled by vocabulary propriety to not enlist the use of the vulgar spelling for a homophone that was meant to serve as a pun.

Anyway, yes. Your friend may join us.


Pariah is bringing sexy back.

His is obviously broken.

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 Originally Posted By: Karla
Are you going to talk like that? I prefer slang talk to get me really going. Vocabulary propriety will give me a headache


I wasn't planning on it, but I'm not much into slang either. You can go ahead and talk dirty all you like, but it's hard for me to thrust and come up with lusty trivialities at the same time. Porn stars try that a lot and they usually botch their delivery, which ends up killing the mood.

It's especially hard for me if you're sitting on my face.

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 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
Pariah is bringing sexy back.

His is obviously broken.


Yes I do have a sexy back, thank you. But it's been long out of traction, so I'm not sure what you're talking about.

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Pariah's acting different.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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Damn. There goes the neighborhood.

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 Originally Posted By: Pariah
 Originally Posted By: Karla
Are you going to talk like that? I prefer slang talk to get me really going. Vocabulary propriety will give me a headache


I wasn't planning on it, but I'm not much into slang either. You can go ahead and talk dirty all you like, but it's hard for me to thrust and come up with lusty trivialities at the same time. Porn stars try that a lot and they usually botch their delivery, which ends up killing the mood.

It's especially hard for me if you're sitting on my face.


Silent sex sucks! As for porn stars, they're paid to go above and beyond. The person watching is alone in a dark room and needs more vocals to help them forget that Palmela is the only woman they are with.

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