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There has been madness here at the RKMBs as of late. Why, I haven't seen this much internet hysteria since the Infinity Wars and subsequent hoo-ha back in the Athanon days. Boy, there was a donnybrook. 'Course, back in those days, we didn't have no fancy youtubes or fyrebugs, and a root beer float only cost a nickel!



Ahem.


Anyway, I hereby call for a summit meeting to bring peace to these once... er... peaceful boards once more! We'd need representatives from both sides of course, and I shall serve as the MC/ moderator.

Let the summit begin!


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Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

All hail King Snarf!

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Is he serious?



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no, he's snarf.


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Are you surrendering the boards to the Insurgency?

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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
shut the fuck up!


I agree with Sammtich's most intelligent comment EVER.


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they're not his to surrender. he's like the jolly shiny-pated halo of the rkmbs.


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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
shut the fuck up!


I agree with Sammtich's most intelligent comment EVER.


there are not many!

(fixed it for you)


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 Originally Posted By: Rellik
Are you surrendering the boards to the Insurgency?



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Oh BOY! WE WIN!!!!!!

Lets pave this place!


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Apparently Snarf is, which is why we have to banish him to the Phantom Zone.

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 Originally Posted By: Rellik
Are you surrendering the boards to the Insurgency?


No, I'm negotiating the peaceful terms of YOUR surrender. Hell, just wait'll you see the freaks what post here on the weekend. Y'all are about to get what we call a "Llancing"....


Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

All hail King Snarf!

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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
shut the fuck up!


I agree with Sammtich's most intelligent comment EVER.


there are not many!

(fixed it for you)


fcuk yu ashole u r A dum peas ough shhit.


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bigger freaks than you?


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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
 Originally Posted By: Rellik
Are you surrendering the boards to the Insurgency?


No, I'm negotiating the peaceful terms of YOUR surrender. Hell, just wait'll you see the freaks what post here on the weekend. Y'all are about to get what we call a "Llancing"....


Weekends? None of us our on the internet on the weekends. You fucking losers have no life.


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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
 Originally Posted By: Rellik
Are you surrendering the boards to the Insurgency?


No, I'm negotiating the peaceful terms of YOUR surrender. Hell, just wait'll you see the freaks what post here on the weekend. Y'all are about to get what we call a "Llancing"....


Weekends? None of us our on the internet on the weekends. You fucking losers have no life.


Said the pot to the kettle....


Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
 Originally Posted By: Rellik
Are you surrendering the boards to the Insurgency?


No, I'm negotiating the peaceful terms of YOUR surrender. Hell, just wait'll you see the freaks what post here on the weekend. Y'all are about to get what we call a "Llancing"....


Weekends? None of us are on the Internet on the weekends. You fucking losers have no lives.


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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
shut the fuck up!


I agree with Sammtich's most intelligent comment EVER.


there are not many!

(fixed it for you)


fcuk yu ashole u r A dum peas ough shhit.


didn't fix it for you.


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
shut the fuck up!


I agree with Sammtich's most intelligent comment EVER.


there are not many!

(fixed it for you)


fcuk yu ashole u r A dum peas ough shhit.


didn't fix it for you.


No commitment.


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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
 Originally Posted By: Rellik
Are you surrendering the boards to the Insurgency?


No, I'm negotiating the peaceful terms of YOUR surrender. Hell, just wait'll you see the freaks what post here on the weekend. Y'all are about to get what we call a "Llancing"....


Weekends? None of us our on the internet on the weekends. You fucking losers have no life.


Said the pot to the kettle....


In an hour I'll be going out. Tommorow night I'll be going out. There's a chance I'll get laid, small as it may be (HA! I ruined you assholes fun by making the incredibly obvious joke). You'll be here talking about Rob's rectum.

Fuck you.


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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
 Originally Posted By: Rellik
Are you surrendering the boards to the Insurgency?


No, I'm negotiating the peaceful terms of YOUR surrender. Hell, just wait'll you see the freaks what post here on the weekend. Y'all are about to get what we call a "Llancing"....


Weekends? None of us our on the internet on the weekends. You fucking losers have no life.


Said the pot to the kettle....


In an hour I'll be going out. Tommorow night I'll be going out. There's a chance I'll get laid, small as it may be (HA! I ruined you assholes fun by making the incredibly obvious joke). You'll be here talking about Rob's rectum.

Fuck you.


I highly doubt getting a rimjob from rellik counts as "getting laid"....


Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

All hail King Snarf!

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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
 Originally Posted By: Rellik
Are you surrendering the boards to the Insurgency?


No, I'm negotiating the peaceful terms of YOUR surrender. Hell, just wait'll you see the freaks what post here on the weekend. Y'all are about to get what we call a "Llancing"....


Weekends? None of us our on the internet on the weekends. You fucking losers have no life.


Said the pot to the kettle....


In an hour I'll be going out. Tommorow night I'll be going out. There's a chance I'll get laid, small as it may be (HA! I ruined you assholes fun by making the incredibly obvious joke). You'll be here talking about Rob's rectum.

Fuck you.


I highly doubt getting a rimjob from rellik counts as "getting laid"....


It does if your gay.

But to the dismay of many posters here I am not.


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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
It does if you're gay.

But to the dismay of many posters here I am not.


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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
 Originally Posted By: Rellik
Are you surrendering the boards to the Insurgency?


No, I'm negotiating the peaceful terms of YOUR surrender. Hell, just wait'll you see the freaks what post here on the weekend. Y'all are about to get what we call a "Llancing"....


Weekends? None of us our on the internet on the weekends. You fucking losers have no life.


Said the pot to the kettle....


In an hour I'll be going out. Tommorow night I'll be going out. There's a chance I'll get laid, small as it may be (HA! I ruined you assholes fun by making the incredibly obvious joke). You'll be here talking about Rob's rectum.

Fuck you.


I highly doubt getting a rimjob from rellik counts as "getting laid"....



neither does taking a magazine into the bathroom.

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 Originally Posted By: Halo82


Weekends? None of us our on the internet on the weekends. You fucking losers have no life.



Yeah, I'm gonna use this against you when you come back tomorrow and defend whomods internet daughter.


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 Originally Posted By: rex
 Originally Posted By: Halo82


Weekends? None of us our on the internet on the weekends. You fucking losers have no life.



Yeah, I'm gonna use this against you when you come back tomorrow and defend whomods internet daughter.


If you hold your breath till I come back then I'll be here.


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 Originally Posted By: Halo82

In an hour I'll be going out. Tommorow night I'll be going out. There's a chance I'll get laid, small as it may be


Have fun getting cock slapped!


 Originally Posted By: Halo82
(HA! I ruined you assholes fun by making the incredibly obvious joke).


No, WHalomod, you didn't.

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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
shut the fuck up!


I agree with Sammtich's most intelligent comment EVER.

Yeah, I thirded that.

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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
There's a chance I'll get laid, small as it may be (HA! I ruined you assholes fun by making the incredibly obvious joke).


Actually, the obvious joke would involve your use of the word "small".


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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
There has been madness here at the RKMBs as of late. Why, I haven't seen this much internet hysteria since the Infinity Wars and subsequent hoo-ha back in the Athanon days. Boy, there was a donnybrook. 'Course, back in those days, we didn't have no fancy youtubes or fyrebugs, and a root beer float only cost a nickel!



Ahem.


Anyway, I hereby call for a summit meeting to bring peace to these once... er... peaceful boards once more! We'd need representatives from both sides of course, and I shall serve as the MC/ moderator.

Let the summit begin!


Let this post serve as a constant reminder of why Snarf, and shall ever remain, a bald virgin.

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 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
There's a chance I'll get laid, small as it may be (HA! I ruined you assholes fun by making the incredibly obvious joke).


Actually, the obvious joke would involve your use of the word "small".


I personally thought the obvious joke was in "ruined assholes".

You're slowing up in your old age, boy. You used to be quicker on the draw. Its imperialist CIA college and the exposure to perverse Western influences that have fucked you up.


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 Originally Posted By: the G-man
 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
There has been madness here at the RKMBs as of late. Why, I haven't seen this much internet hysteria since the Infinity Wars and subsequent hoo-ha back in the Athanon days. Boy, there was a donnybrook. 'Course, back in those days, we didn't have no fancy youtubes or fyrebugs, and a root beer float only cost a nickel!



Ahem.


Anyway, I hereby call for a summit meeting to bring peace to these once... er... peaceful boards once more! We'd need representatives from both sides of course, and I shall serve as the MC/ moderator.

Let the summit begin!


Let this post serve as a constant reminder of why Snarf, and shall ever remain, a bald virgin.


I was trying to emulate that great American, Dr. Henry Kissinger. Are you calling into question his distinguished service to this country?!?


Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

All hail King Snarf!

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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
There has been madness here at the RKMBs as of late. Why, I haven't seen this much internet hysteria since the Infinity Wars and subsequent hoo-ha back in the Athanon days. Boy, there was a donnybrook. 'Course, back in those days, we didn't have no fancy youtubes or fyrebugs, and a root beer float only cost a nickel!



Ahem.


Anyway, I hereby call for a summit meeting to bring peace to these once... er... peaceful boards once more! We'd need representatives from both sides of course, and I shall serve as the MC/ moderator.

Let the summit begin!


I Nominate Sikkbones to tear off your Head and shit down your throat...that's what we think of your democracy.

Fuck peace!!! bRING WAR!!!

insurgency WAR ENSEMABLE!!!!!!


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 Originally Posted By: First Amongst Daves
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
There's a chance I'll get laid, small as it may be (HA! I ruined you assholes fun by making the incredibly obvious joke).


Actually, the obvious joke would involve your use of the word "small".


I personally thought the obvious joke was in "ruined assholes".

You're slowing up in your old age, boy. You used to be quicker on the draw. Its imperialist CIA college and the exposure to perverse Western influences that have fucked you up.


Yeah, well, uh... you eat poo?


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