Retard
Some retards aren't just stupid, but ugly.
Retards are often seen bashing their heads on giant buttons A term of endearment for the mentally handicapped or stupid. It is commonly believed that retards are created by fucktarded, mouth breather sperm. Though plausible, this is the cause of furries, not retards. However, a proven, common cause of retardism is your mother jacking off your father and sitting on him at the last moment and thus conceiving your retarded ass. Check science. There are some new developments that indicate that some forms of autism may be linked to early television viewing. A common tell-tail sign of being a retard is biting your left shoulder while drooling, having resemblance to cabbage or being a weeaboo.
w..w...wAERDEZ DA LOOOLZ?!1?!Alternative theories suggest that retardism is also caused by punching pregnant women in the stomach, or when a man goes to insert his penis but misses and jams it into her stomach, releasing gastric juices into the midst of her innards - including the baby basket.
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