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2003-10-02 4:42 PM
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I'd buy this:  quote:
Tomahawk Collector's Motorcycle
• sculpted out of aluminum and powered by a Dodge Viper 505 cubic-inch V-10 engine that cranks out 500 horsepower.
• Has the muscle to potentially achieve speeds of up to 300 mph.
I don't care that this thing wasn't meant to be driven, or that its ugly. If I owned that I'd be all over the fuckin place riding it.
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#79699
2003-10-02 4:53 PM
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That's the ugliest gobdamn motorcyle I've ever seen. Someone's been watching too much TRON.
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#79700
2003-10-02 4:57 PM
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That, and it's the most expensive vibrator in the world!
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#79701
2003-10-02 5:44 PM
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Yeah, I saw that a few months ago at the auto convention. That piece of shit is too unstable for me to want to ride it, and too damn expensive for me to want to get it. Not to mention it's buttugliness. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if J-Lo or Pamela Anderson got one. ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
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#79702
2003-10-02 6:16 PM
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That fence is kickin'! ![[woooOOOOoooo!]](graemlins/smilewoo.gif)
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#79703
2003-10-04 1:23 AM
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#79704
2003-10-05 12:59 AM
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#79705
2003-10-05 7:48 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Stupid Dogg:
I'd buy this:
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Tomahawk Collector's Motorcycle
• sculpted out of aluminum and powered by a Dodge Viper 505 cubic-inch V-10 engine that cranks out 500 horsepower.
• Has the muscle to potentially achieve speeds of up to 300 mph.
I don't care that this thing wasn't meant to be driven, or that its ugly. If I owned that I'd be all over the fuckin place riding it.
I could definitely find better ways to spend $555,000.
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#79706
2003-10-05 9:15 PM
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For only $30.99 you could by 17,903 of these: 
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2003-10-05 9:51 PM
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honour; which is probably more
than she ever did.
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Groucho Marx
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Dare To Be Stupid
Weird Al Yankovic
Put down that chainsaw and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
It's time to let the bedbugs bite
You better put all your eggs in one basket
You better count your chickens before they hatch
You better sell some wine before it's time
You better find yourself an itch to scratch
You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Wipple's not around
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan
Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite off more than you can chew
What can you do
Dare to be stupid
Take some wooden nickles
Look for Mr. Goodbar
Get your mojo working now
I'll show you how
You can dare to be stupid
You can turn the other cheek
You can just give up the ship
You can eat a bunch of sushi then forget to leave a tip
Dare to be stupid
Come on and dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Let's go
It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill
So can I have a volunteer
There's no more time for crying over spilled milk
Now it's time for crying in your beer
Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA
Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet
And party 'till you're broke and they drag you away
It's OK, you can dare to be stupid
It's like spitting on a fish
It's like barking up a tree
It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free
Dare to be stupid (yes)
Why don't you dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Dare to be stupid
Burn your candle at both ends
Look a gift horse in the mouth
Mashed potatos can be your friends
You can be a coffee achiever
You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver
The future's up to you
So what you gonna do
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
What did I say
Dare to be stupid
Tell me, what did I say
Dare to be stupid
It's alright
Dare to be stupid
We can be stupid all night
Dare to be stupid
Come on, join the crowd
Dare to be stupid
Shout it out loud
Dare to be stupid
I can't hear you
Dare to be stupid
OK, I can hear you now
Dare to be stupid
Let's go, Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid....
(fadeout)
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145) Twist your wick then stick that prick
146) Cover old Bart then dart her tart
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143) Corral your ram then slice her ham
144) Sheath your sliver then jab her liver
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THE JEWISH SAMURAI
Once upon a time a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai. After a year, only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai.
"Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor.
The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released a fly. He drew his samurai sword and *Swish!* the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two!
"What a feat!? said the Emperor. "Number Two Samurai, show me what you do."
The Chinese samurai smiled confidently, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly. He drew his samurai sword and * Swish! * Swish! * The fly fell to the floor neatly quartered.
"That is skill!" nodded the Emperor. "How are you going to top that, Number three Samurai?"
Number Three Samurai, Obi-wan Cohen, stepped forward, opened a tiny box releasing one fly, drew his samurai sword and *Swoooooosh! * flourished his sword so mightily that a gust of wind blew through the room. But the fly was still buzzing around!
In disappointment, the Emperor said, "What kind of skill is that? The fly isn't even dead."
"Dead, schmead," replied the Jewish Samurai. "Dead is easy. Circumcision... THAT takes skill!"
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256 - Hijack - Herbie Mann - Vinyl
257 - Celebration - Kool And The Gang
258 - Perfect Love Affair - Constellation Orchestra
259 - Saturday Night, Sunday Morning - Thelma Houston
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60 - Spring Affair - Donna Summer
61 - I'm Ready - Kano
62 - Lay All Your Love On Me (Disconet remix) - Abba
63 - We Are Family - Sister Sledge
64 - Hit N' Run Lover - Carol Jiani
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