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As moderator of two forums seldom used for good, PolitiFuk and ReligiouCrap, I did not just those forums but also the entire Rob's Message Boards a public service.
Showtime is over and Beardguy57 is vamoose. Gone. Forever, we hope.
BUT WHAT IF HE RETURNS? My god, think of the ennui! The irritation! Should we really leave ourselves open to another attack of faggotry? Faggotry of THAT magnitude?
Or should we follow in the wise footsteps of Otto Von Bismark? Should we return me my arms of battle, my MOD POWERS!!! if you will, against this sea of sorrows! WE SHALL NOT LIE DOWN (without Kwink under us)!!!
Rob, the time for clemency has past. The Era of JesusfuckingchristnotANOTHERbeardguypost has past. It is time to stop living in the past and return what was rightfully (and democratically -- don't look like an expatriot, rob) mine!
ROBERT KAMPHAUSEN! MAKE.ME.MOD!
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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As former co-mod (whatever the reason is that thedoctor and I were removed) of one of the above mentioned forums I support this.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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P.S. I'm writing a song called BACONFUCK that will be my coronation theme.
if you don't vote for ME, please vote for BACONFUCK!
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i'd give this thread more attention, but neither of you can sticky it 
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i'd give this thread more attention, but neither of you can sticky it You're not right... 
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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well, it takes me a few minutes before I can cum on the screen again... but I'm *trying* so hard...
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WE SHALL NOT LIE DOWN (without Kwink under us)!!!
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Give them some time alone and I bet they'll prove you wrong, Rob.
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well, it takes me a few minutes before I can cum on the screen again... but I'm *trying* so hard... You're here! yay!
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Dude! wtf is with the Arseneo Hall hair?!
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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serious!
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an' howcome my penis is luminescent? and multi-colored? and whysit I ain't fat (I know we addressed this part in PM, but still. fat.)?
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The penis I'm trying to animate to change colors and glow
Fat, I have no idea how to make fat.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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you just don't stop eating.
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there are a number of experts here in that field
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Uschi, I'm pretty sure you could become mod of the wimmen forum if you share those pics of harley's boobs.
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I have no guarantee. and, serious, Kwink's bobs are worth a LOT more than html.
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more like just a green name and stickying things since you can do html now and lawd knows rob wont let you frontpage or into the secret forum.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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shame... 
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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<i>herro prease! how do i use html? do it relli werk?</i>
NOPE
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As moderator of two forums seldom used for good, PolitiFuk and ReligiouCrap, I did not just those forums but also the entire Rob's Message Boards a public service.
Showtime is over and Beardguy57 is vamoose. Gone. Forever, we hope.
BUT WHAT IF HE RETURNS? My god, think of the ennui! The irritation! Should we really leave ourselves open to another attack of faggotry? Faggotry of THAT magnitude?
Or should we follow in the wise footsteps of Otto Von Bismark? Should we return me my arms of battle, my MOD POWERS!!! if you will, against this sea of sorrows! WE SHALL NOT LIE DOWN (without Kwink under us)!!!
Rob, the time for clemency has past. The Era of JesusfuckingchristnotANOTHERbeardguypost has past. It is time to stop living in the past and return what was rightfully (and democratically -- don't look like an expatriot, rob) mine!
ROBERT KAMPHAUSEN! MAKE.ME.MOD! I approve this message
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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<i>herro prease! how do i use html? do it relli werk?</i>
NOPE my mistake i thought rob enabled it and it was something rex whined about.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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WE SHALL NOT LIE DOWN (without Kwink under us)!!!
id let her be on top every now and then though...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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I never whined about html. Its always been something only mods can use.
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I never whined about html. Its always been something only mods can use. You did. Rob mentioned enabling it and you bitched that there'd be no point in being a mod and that samitch could spread his shit.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I never whined about html. Its always been something only mods can use. You did. Rob mentioned enabling it and you bitched that there'd be no point in being a mod and that samitch could spread his shit. I remember that now. I said that if he gave everyone the ability to create polls and use html that no one would want to be a mod anymore.
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I, Lucius Prometheus Vorenus, do hereby declare that Uschi Von Bismarkius...daughter of Atia of the Juli...shall have her day before the Senate and her protest stickied for all to see. Her words shall be heard by the nobility of this great Republic. It is the only honorable course of action. Any who attempt to oppose her right to contest her status shall find my blade unforgiving, and shall be suckling Hela's tit by lights-end.
I speak not on behalf of my great house, but on behalf of the nobility of General Jaburg Antony and the House of Pappas. So Say We All!
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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As moderator of two forums seldom used for good, PolitiFuk and ReligiouCrap, I did not just those forums but also the entire Rob's Message Boards a public service.
Showtime is over and Beardguy57 is vamoose. Gone. Forever, we hope.
BUT WHAT IF HE RETURNS? My god, think of the ennui! The irritation! Should we really leave ourselves open to another attack of faggotry? Faggotry of THAT magnitude?
Or should we follow in the wise footsteps of Otto Von Bismark? Should we return me my arms of battle, my MOD POWERS!!! if you will, against this sea of sorrows! WE SHALL NOT LIE DOWN (without Kwink under us)!!!
Rob, the time for clemency has past. The Era of JesusfuckingchristnotANOTHERbeardguypost has past. It is time to stop living in the past and return what was rightfully (and democratically -- don't look like an expatriot, rob) mine!
ROBERT KAMPHAUSEN! MAKE.ME.MOD! You do realize that by using a whomod tactic you're not really helping your cause here, right? All you lack are a ton of gramelins and youtube posts from MSNBC.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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I thought I was making a funny post. Sorry, Doc!
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I guess I'm going to have to start using the orange font around some of you people. 
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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I guess I'm going to have to start using the orange font around some of you people. Whattaya mean, "you people???" Damned dirty rascist!!!
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Whattaya mean, "you people???" Naggers.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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That reminds me of a joke.
An old farmer goes to see his lawyer and says he wants a divorce.
The attorney says "well, in this state a divorce isn't automatic, you need grounds."
The farmer says "I got sixty acres of tillable soil. That oughtta be enough ground."
"No," the attorney replies, "you need a reason you don't want to stay married."
"Like what," the farmer asks.
"Well, for example," the lawyer asks, "is she a nagger?"
"No sir," the farmer replies, "but she's fucking one. That's why I want the divorce!"
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