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Actor David Carradine Dead at 73
  • “Kill Bill” star David Carradine was found dead in a Bangkok hotel room Wednesday, his manager told FOX News Thursday.

    His manager told FOX News that it is believed the actor died of natural causes.

    Carradine, 73, was staying in Bangkok while shooting a movie. The film crew became aware of his absence when they went to dine out at a restaurant yesterday. When a producer went to his room, he discovered that the actor had died.

    Carradine was best known for his role in the television series “Kung Fu.”

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It appears he hanged himself.

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Bangkok hotel.
Natural causes.


SOM has a lot to answer for in his new job.

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I just heard about Carradine's death a few minutes ago...if this isn't the most depressing news I've gotten so far today, it sure as hell ranks in the top five. \:\(

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 Originally Posted By: the G-man of Zur-En-Arrh
It appears he hanged himself.


What? Is anyone else reporting the suicide slant?

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Dont call SOM a slant...thats rassist!

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 Originally Posted By: Lucius Prometheus Vorenus
 Originally Posted By: the G-man of Zur-En-Arrh
It appears he hanged himself.


What? Is anyone else reporting the suicide slant?


Yes. Approximately 947 news organizations, in fact.

You really need to get over the reflexive "if Fox reports it, it aint true" mentality.

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Dude, I wasn't talking "slant", as in political! I didn't know if this was just something FOX was specifically reporting as rumor and something the other agencies hadn't picked-up yet, or what. Just because you're a Republican doesn't mean you have to be such a defensive douche...

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So, basically, your point is that you don't believe what Fox writes even when it has nothing to do with politics. Which is exactly what I suggested that you were doing.

Apology accepted, Pro.

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Your reading comprehension is incredibly adept at failing on a whim...

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Shut the fuck up, the pair of ya!
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guess that five-point-palm-exploding heart technique finally caught up with him \:\(


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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
guess that five-point-palm-exploding heart technique finally caught up with him \:\(


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Well shit!

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Yeah, so, uh, he was releasing the devil inside. His peeps say it wasn't a suicide (blond).

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Eh, if the hanging thing is true then I say it was auto-erotic asphyxiation with a Thai hooker.

Otherwise, it sucks to see Carradine gone.

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 Originally Posted By: iggy
Eh, if the hanging thing is true then I say it was auto-erotic asphyxiation with a Thai hooker.


 Originally Posted By: Nöwheremän
Bangkok hotel.
Natural causes.


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It wasn't SOM who killed him. It was Mary Kate Olson again.

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Mary Kate succeeded where SoM failed. Fuck you, SoM, you dismal failure...choke yourself!


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Yeah, for a guy of David's stature I certainly hope he was with a hooker.

He made Q: The Winged Serpent for fucks sake.

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 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
He made Q: The Winged Serpent for fucks sake.


The beginning of the end.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Mary Kate succeeded where SoM failed. Fuck you, SoM, you dismal failure...choke yourself!


WITH MY HAND NUMBNUTS!


If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training ... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair!
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DON'T PULL MY HAND!

LEAN FORWARD AND CHOCK YOURSELF!


If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training ... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair!
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one of my favorite movie speeches...


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Kill Bill was a shit film!
Fuck you!

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no fuck you! FUCK YOU MAN!!!


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I wonder if they're gonna cancel CSI Miami now.


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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
one of my favorite movie speeches...


It's no Alec Baldwin from Glengarry Glen Ross:



It's no Jack Nicholson from A Few Good Men:



It's no Kevin Costner from Bull Durham (only because I couldn't find his epic speech from The Guardian):



And, most of all, it's no Nowhereman:



Uschi said:
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Joe sure has been a disagreeable cunt lately, hasn't he?

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 Originally Posted By: Lucius Prometheus Vorenus
Joe sure has been a disagreeable cunt lately, hasn't he?


I'm grumpy so fuck off!

\:\(


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Pre-wedding jitters?

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
one of my favorite movie speeches...


It's no Alec Baldwin from Glengarry Glen Ross:




gay

 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
It's no Jack Nicholson from A Few Good Men:



acceptable

 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
It's no Kevin Costner from Bull Durham (only because I couldn't find his epic speech from The Guardian):



gay(but not as gay as the guardian)

 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
And, most of all, it's no Nowhereman:




fair enough


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 Originally Posted By: Lucius Prometheus Vorenus
Pre-wedding jitters?



pro he just realizes that your the only thing that stands between him...and total supremacy.


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 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
Yeah, so, uh, he was releasing the devil inside. His peeps say it wasn't a suicide (blond).


You know, I was thinking about this being similar to Michael Hutchens's death as well. Weird.


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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
one of my favorite movie speeches...


It's no Alec Baldwin from Glengarry Glen Ross:




gay


I was gonna make a comment about your taste in movies, but then I remembered that black people get skittish when they see anyone working.



 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
It's no Kevin Costner from Bull Durham (only because I couldn't find his epic speech from The Guardian):



gay(but not as gay as the guardian)


I'll bet you would've liked it if that'd been a black man...

"I believe in fried chicken. I believe that Obama's gonna pay my mortgage. I believe that the White Fascist Police State killed Tupac and Biggie. I believe there really is a leprechaun in Alabama, and I'm gonna get all the gold, say yeah! I believe that someone owes me 40 acres and a mule, that crack and AIDS were created to keep the black man down, in the elimination of payment to my baby mama and the DH, and that a big ol' watermelon is the most divine thing a man can have. And now I'm gonna go home, smoke some Newports, and fall asleep. And I'll probably be late for practice tomorrow, if I show up at all. Because we talkin' about PRACTICE. I mean...PRACTICE!!!"


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Why dont you think about it some more, and then follow through with it? (well all except the sex part obviously)

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