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http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/07/02/crimesider/entry5129869.shtml?tag=popOops: Teacher Accidentally Gave Self-Made Sex Tape to 5th Graders Font size Print E-mail Share 164 comments Posted by Ryan Smith (CBS13 Sacramento)ELK GROVE, Calif (CBS) A class of fifth graders in California got a shocking crash course on the birds and the bees courtesy of their teacher and an x-rated home video she accidently included in a DVD of classroom memories. The error was not caught until after the DVDs were distributed to the students and their families. Parents tell CBS 13 Sacramento that the woman is a good teacher that made an honest but embarrassing mistake. According to the station, the offending DVD starts with a menu screen that displays various school trips and functions. Click on one of them and “you see kids in a classroom sharing stories. They then start clapping and the video suddenly cuts to sex.” The teacher, according to CBS 13, called one family’s home the day after the DVD was sent and apologized profusely, “asking the man and his wife to call every parent they knew to stop their kids from seeing the DVD too.” "All she could say was that it was a horrible mix up," said one father. CBS 13 reports that the local school district is investigating the case, but that it is unlikely that teacher, who is well-liked and respected, will lose her job. But there is good news in all of this. School officials say a new, more appropriate, DVD will be sent to students in the coming days. Video Courtesy of CBS 13 Sacramento === If you click on the clip at the bottom, there's a pussy-assed father of one of the kids whining about what happened...tell me that fucker isn't angling for a lawsuit...
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"They then start clapping and the video suddenly cuts to sex.”
EPIC segway...
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Wait, was it a sex tape involving the teacher or does the DVD just cut to a sex scene?
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She's in it. It's all blurred out, so I can't rate it just yet...
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I dont believe for a second that Elsia did this by mistake!
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teacher, who is well-liked and respected, If you're not going to read the article, then you really shouldn't post about it, Nowhereman.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Well the only person they asked was Jeff, and what was he gonna say?
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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I'm so sick of hearing people call these intended acts "accidents" Yeah, she slipped and hit the record button and the camera went from her bedroom (or someone else's) into her classroom. Accidents are quicker than this, like reaching for your phone and picking up your coffee cup by mistake. And even then, anyone who films self skin flicks and video yearbooks with the same devices in the same room and doesn't check them before making hundreds of copies isn't smart enough to be a fifth grade student, let alone a teacher. They should fire her before she ends up in that other thread dedicated to perverted teachers.
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anyone who films self skin flicks and video yearbooks with the same devices in the same room Wait... Are you saying that she took her class to her bedroom? Or did she just fuck her boyfriend in the classroom?
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I think he's saying he jealous that he hasn't seen the video yet.
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Only you would come to that conclusion. Enjoy putting words in everybody's mouths and patting yourselves on the back for it. I have a long day at work tomorrow morning. Now say broken already.
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Don't worry buddy, I got friends that live in that area. If they get a copy for me I'll post it here for you to see.
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I'm so sick of hearing people call these intended acts "accidents" Yeah, she slipped and hit the record button and the camera went from her bedroom (or someone else's) into her classroom. Accidents are quicker than this, like reaching for your phone and picking up your coffee cup by mistake. And even then, anyone who films self skin flicks and video yearbooks with the same devices in the same room and doesn't check them before making hundreds of copies isn't smart enough to be a fifth grade student, let alone a teacher. They should fire her before she ends up in that other thread dedicated to perverted teachers. What are you, dense? You retarded or something? Read the fucking thing. One of the files she put from her home computer onto the DVDs she was making was one that had her personally filmed sex-tape on it. Due to the quick-cut of classroom stuff to sex stuff, she was probably hiding the video as something benign on her computer -- a good tactic for people on shared computers or people that don't want their loved ones to find it on accident when they die and the family goes through their computer. You've seriously never done this? It's the best hiding place for porn! Make a baseball folder or some shit, then make subfolders for, I dunno, specific players or something, make a third subfolder or two and then stick the porn into it. Hell, I hid porn on my DAD's computer this way when I was a kid!
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my porno movies are renamed as DLL files.
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I'm glad mxy was too afraid of deleting crucial windows files so he didn't delete Allie_Sin_Sucking_Big_Black_Cock_and_then_Gagging.dll (667 MB)
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Could Jesus hide his porn so well even he couldn't find it?
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And by Jesus I mean the mexican that cuts the grass here every second Thursday.
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I thought you was talkin bout Brianas abs.
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What are you, dense? You retarded or something?
I'm the goddamn Batman.
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What are you, dense? You retarded or something?
I'm the goddamn Batman.
What are you, dense? You retarded or something? Anyone who DIDN'T get the allusion is a fiktib. So bollocks you! Thanks for being the lowest common denominator, Pagliacci!
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 I love when someone tries to make a subtext joke and some moron comes along and thinks they found a joke in the actual joke!
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The worst part about retards is that they think everyone else is retarded.
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Some peoples' children... 
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It's a boring day - I've got nothing to do
Except to get a load of retards and drive 'em to the zoo
Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo
Load 'em on a bus just for laughs
Down a winding road stepping on the gas
Down a winding road just daydreaming
Down a winding road with the retards screaming
Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo
One of them blowing a big spit bubble
Slam on the brakes at the first sign of trouble
Head on collision bodies everywhere
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my porno movies are renamed as DLL files. I used to rename them as .doc files. If you try to open them like that you get a bunch of symbols and shit, which is still totally sexy.
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I submitted one of those docs to Readers Digest and it won 6th place in their contest
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The tape got out. That means it's viral. I demand that someone find it. Hell, I hid porn on my DAD's computer this way when I was a kid! You lie so. Damn. Much.
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And that's a real class act by CBS posting a still of the video on their site. I bet the teacher was real enthused about it.
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I love when someone tries to make a subtext joke and some moron comes along and thinks they found a joke in the actual joke! Especially when they are a joke themselves.
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And that's a real class act by CBS posting a still of the video on their site. I bet the teacher was real enthused about it. that's the best part -- the news is always the first to report, judge, and harp on when someone does something indecent, by... showing the footage non-stop until you can't escape it.
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her name is crystal defanti!
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