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Today I was told that my daddy was actually Mac. I, of course, was utterly shocked.

"But who hung me out the balcony window?" I asked, mystified. "Was that man not my father?"

However, a picture was taken at the exact moment this astounding truth was delivered.




I now believe. Macaulay "Mac" "Kevin McCallister" Culkin is my true father.

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It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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I mean go fuck yourself! pay no attention to the above post. 'tis a shamery!

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 Originally Posted By: Blanket Jackson
Today I was told that my daddy was actually Mac. I, of course, was utterly shocked.

"But who hung me out the balcony window?" I asked, mystified. "Was that man not my father?"

However, a picture was taken at the exact moment this astounding truth was delivered.




I now believe. Macaulay "Mac" "Kevin McCallister" Culkin is my true father.

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Meh.


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Dammit, now Michael and Macaulay are gonna organize a raid against us...nice job, Rex.


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 Originally Posted By: BASAMS The Plumber
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AFLAC!


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AFLAC!


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