And just to be clear: I don't care.
The entire premise is trash in the first place: the purpose of the movie is to satirize an alleged overabundance of violence and gore in films, and yet that's exactly what it uses to try and make it compelling in the first place.
I don't need someone to inform me that off-panel violence tends to be intuited as more severe than violence within the scene. My mother's been screaming that in my ear for years. No one has ever stated that visual violence was a necessity to film horror in the first place. So its whole point is culturally non-sequitur.
And the remote scene....WHAT. THE. MOTHERFUCK.
If the original is anything like this one--at all--then it's just as crappy.