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King Snarf and rex were walking home together one day when Snarf saw a kickass bike parked in rex's porch. "Where did you get such a beloved sweet bike?", asked Snarf.
rex furrowed his eyebrows and replied, "Well, it's a weird story, but I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said: Take what you want."
King Snarf, with tears in his eyes, applauded. "thou hath made a good choice, sir; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
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Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts
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Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts
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Who will I break next? 15000+ posts
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 I fucking hate you
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts
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lmao!!
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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I am absolutely useless at everything I ever do.
That's why I killed myself last night.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
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I am 17 and still have not had my first period. My sister had hers when she was 14. Does it just take longer since im a boy?
Is that a fist up my arse or are you just pleased to see me?
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I am considering adopting a child from Haiti. Surely after all they have been through, a bit of ring sting and a controlable gag reflex would not affect them.
It was for research,honestly guvnor!
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I am 17 and still have not had my first period. My sister had hers when she was 14. Does it just take longer since im a boy?
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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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