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#107116 2003-07-03 10:11 PM
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PANTS!!! PANTS!!!

#107117 2003-07-03 10:19 PM
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PANTS! PANTS!

#107118 2003-07-03 10:20 PM
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!!STNAP !!STNAP

#107119 2003-07-03 10:22 PM
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Button Fly...

#107120 2003-07-03 10:28 PM
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Pants are too constraining! [izzat so?]

#107121 2003-07-03 10:45 PM
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Down with pants!

#107122 2003-07-03 10:58 PM
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Down, up, I don't care! Just VOTE PANTS!!!

#107123 2003-07-04 2:30 AM
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NO PANTS!

#107124 2003-07-04 2:37 AM
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URG am to sexy for his pants.

#107125 2003-07-04 3:48 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Ultimate Jaburg53:
Down with pants!

SHAME! You have a girlfriend. Stop flirting with the boys.

#107126 2003-07-04 3:51 AM
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Ihcsu!

WOO!!! [woooOOOOoooo!]

#107127 2003-07-04 3:52 AM
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Did you spell that wrong? Acronym? What's it mean?

#107128 2003-07-04 3:59 AM
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Put a mirror next to your monitor.

I'm a frickin' genius! WOO!!! [woooOOOOoooo!]

#107129 2003-07-04 4:00 AM
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Oh so now I'm not good ewnough to spell right> huh?

#107130 2003-07-04 4:00 AM
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fuck I need Homer's dialing wand tonight.

#107131 2003-07-04 4:02 AM
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Don't you give me that tone... that you wrote... on the computer screen!

#107132 2003-07-04 4:02 AM
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where is a mirror though? It says !uschI, right? I have a mirror in my bathroom, but I checked and it's fucking screwed to the wall.

#107133 2003-07-04 4:03 AM
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NO I DIDN"T I don't have window markers. Wouldn't use th other shit, moniters are expensive

fuck

#107134 2003-07-04 4:04 AM
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...interesting.

#107135 2003-07-04 4:05 AM
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I prefer unitards to pants!

#107136 2003-07-04 4:08 AM
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I like retards too. There was a nice one I worked with. And Kazan on Cube.

I like suits. Like Mulder type shit. Solid. On guys, I mean. I don't wear suits.

I have a hooker costume though. Funky shit we pieced together at goodwill. Funny.

#107137 2003-07-04 4:11 AM
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You wear the hooker outfit while drunk cycling at 1 in the morning?

#107138 2003-07-04 4:18 AM
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I don't get drunk. I just drink too much.

No. I am wearing shorts. Hooker costume is for fun. Like the chicken nugget, or Janet Reno.

Man, I went to the chiropracter to get stuff for my shoes -I have flat feet. And I found out I'm only 5' 7annahalf" WHAT the fuck? I'm short! Ithought I was eight or nine for so many years... the dissalusionment is harsh. Still the tallest girl in my family for generations and so on though. And nobody can hold a candle to my big-ass feet. That are flat as pancakes.

#107139 2003-07-04 4:20 AM
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MXY likes feet. MXY likes feet a little too much.

#107140 2003-07-04 4:26 AM
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Ever hear that song? MU330. 'Didgets' (how to spell...?). Talking about feet fetishes. Funny. I love Dan Potthast's voice.

Then there's that one about the bitch:

you
stinky rotten girl
you
forgot what soap is for
you
your hair it smells like cottage cheese
it makes me wobbly at the knees
you used to care when we went out
used to comb your hair and wear makeup and perfume and nice shoes
now you don't
you just refuse
and you say that your smile should be enough reminder
that you really care for me
but your teeth are black and rotton and it makes me wanna hurl

#107141 2003-07-04 5:05 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:

I like suits. Like Mulder type shit. Solid. On guys, I mean. I don't wear suits.


I'm wearing one right now (heavy breathing).

#107142 2003-07-04 8:56 AM
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She said Mulder not mouldy!

#107143 2003-07-05 8:22 PM
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I SAID on GUYS. Crazy Dave...

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It's amazing that there's an entire board of these losers with no lives. I guess if you have no friends in real life, and no girl would ever want you, spamming message boards might be the only thing left.


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