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Click-a the cov-a.

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Shit! I was kinda curious about this.

Ah, well. Here's some Princess Di jokes to create a similar offended feeling with people. Pass them around!

You know, Pricess Diana was on the radio when she died.
And the dashboard, the steering wheel, the upholstery...

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What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive right now?
Clawing at the ceiling of her casket.

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What was the last thing to go through Princess Di`s mind?
The steering wheel!

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Mother Teresa dies and goes to heaven. The attendent at heaven tells her they're out of halos and she'll have to wait for one.
Then she sees Princess Di with a halo, gets angry, and complains to the attendant.
"Howcome she gets a halo and I don't?!"

"That's not a halo... that's a steering wheel."

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How is Di like a cellphone?
They both go dead in tunnels!!


Thank you.

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Good...donkey fuckers...

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quote:
From Reuters Entertainment:

NEW YORK (Reuters) - A U.S. comic book publisher has decided to let Princess Diana rest in peace, dropping plans to reincarnate her as a mutant comic superhero this fall, the company said on Thursday.

Marvel Enterprises Inc. said in a statement that "upon reflection" it will remove Diana and all references to the royal family in its upcoming "X-Statix" monthly comics.

Pussies [mwah hwah haa] !

Truthfully, I'll bet they never planned to do it. I'll bet those crazy blokes were just yanking chains for the publicity.

No better publicity than bad publicity... or somethin' like that.

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Oh boy - wait for the original artwork with Princess Di - or even a black market photocopy - to appear on eBay.

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Wasn't there a picture of Di from the book online?

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Surprise surprise.

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Cripes, that's fucking hilarious!

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It's just as well this idea got scrapped. It sounded stupid to begin with, and all Quemas would have succeeded in doing would be to piss off all the wrong people. When CNN runs a story about how Marvel overstepped their bounds and got slapped down for it, you know Quemas has gone too far.

Please, fire the both of them and end this misery.

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That's fine but is there any word on Generalisimo Francisco Franco?

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Fuck they can't use him. There'll be protests in spain. He's like the Hitler of the Iberian peninsula.

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quote:
Originally posted by Stupid Dogg:
Another image just released:
http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0307/18/xstatix15.jpg

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That is quite funny.


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