Silly Mxy and Nowie. Everyone knows that you can't see a show of hands over the internet. If you guess weren't stuck in third world countries using backward technology you might know that.

But hey, you keep clinging to the illusion that the article is fabricated or that Ono made the story up or whatever it is you think you need.

After all, as the wannabe motherfucker himself sang, "whatever gets you through the night."