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#1031185 2008-12-18 10:59 PM
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Meat-flavoured body spray

Burger King has come up with a novel Christmas gift idea for meat-loving men - barbecue-scented cologne.

Flame is being promoted as "the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broilled meat", reports the Daily Telegraph.

It is on sale for just £2.65 online and in a selection of US stores - but not in the UK. It even has its own website: firemeetsdesire.com.

The website extol the virtues of a perfume that smells like cooked meat.

"Flame by BK captures the essence of that love and gives it to you. Behold... now you can set the mood for whatever you're in the mood for," it says.


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It is on sale for just £2.65 online
What's that in real money?


Joe do you have several bottles of this already?

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 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
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It is on sale for just £2.65 online
What's that in real money?


Joe do you have several bottles of this already?


No. We both know I don't need cologne to seduce you. My natural man-musk is enough.


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Joe already smells like ham, Lothar. There is no need for the expensive cologne.

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Another one of my conquests chimes in.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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I love you too, buddy.

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Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
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It is on sale for just £2.65 online
What's that in real money?


Ricky's in NYC has it for $4 per bottle. I almost swung by there after class tonight to check it out. I may do so on Saturday afternoon when I'm on campus again if the snow isn't too bad.


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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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HA!!


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Uschi made Lothar go SPLURT!


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Curse you Joe and your double whopper with cheese and bacon scent! How can any man resist?


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Oh, it's !!!


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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On a serious note, I know who the market for this is: gay men trying to attract bears. This would be a perfect gift for Beardguy. Assuming he's not really dead.

Last edited by Joe Mama; 2008-12-20 1:31 AM. Reason: If he did die, wouldn't he be Beardcorpse? Or Beardzombie?

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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Beardguy's hoping Gentle Ben ain't just a catchy name....


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