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And the "inverse fade-out" hairstyle just isn't doing it anymore. Go ahead and accept you don't have enough hair to keep the steamroller going, and just shave it. You'll look ten times better. Not saner, or thinner, or safer around kids, but better.

Also, as far your weight goes, may I suggest three things:

1) Walk for thirty minutes a day. That's all, just get the blood moving. Not only will it effortlessly burn some calories, but its great for your circulation and breathing.

2) Cut out 90% of your sugar. No lie, this helped me when I added the quit-smoking-twenty-pounds. I switched to strictly un-sweet tea, used Splenda in my coffee, and try to limit sodas to (max) one-a-day. Also, if you can switch to whole wheat bread, rather than strict white. White bread has all that refined sugar in it, and it shit for your weight-line. Take it from a starch-freak like myself who wishes his dinner to consist of mashed potatoes, french fries, and garlic bread. White bread is the hardest to divorce from. Maybe just cut your intake of it by half. Watch your pasta intake, too.

3) Practice telling yourself what you like about yourself, and what positive qualities you bring to the people around you on a daily basis. Maybe do it in front of a mirror for the eye contact. Just peel the stark bitterness away, only a for a few minutes, and give yourself a good pep talk.


If you make these THREE SIMPLE THINGS a literal habit, you'll see the difference in less than six months, I promise you. Seriously, consider it...

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I know he posted his photos in the womens thread, but I had no idea Pro really was having a sex change!

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also, unsweetened tea? what the hell kind of southerner do you call yourself, pro? lemme guess - next you'll be eliminating catfish and grits from your diet.


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I would never eliminate catfish you batshit-insane man! But, I'm telling you, get the sugar out of the tea and you'll lose at least ten pounds of gut alone...

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 Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy
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 Originally Posted By: Lucius Prometheus Vorenus


And the "inverse fade-out" hairstyle just isn't doing it anymore. Go ahead and accept you don't have enough hair to keep the steamroller going, and just shave it. You'll look ten times better. Not saner, or thinner, or safer around kids, but better.

Also, as far your weight goes, may I suggest three things:

1) Walk for thirty minutes a day. That's all, just get the blood moving. Not only will it effortlessly burn some calories, but its great for your circulation and breathing.

2) Cut out 90% of your sugar. No lie, this helped me when I added the quit-smoking-twenty-pounds. I switched to strictly un-sweet tea, used Splenda in my coffee, and try to limit sodas to (max) one-a-day. Also, if you can switch to whole wheat bread, rather than strict white. White bread has all that refined sugar in it, and it shit for your weight-line. Take it from a starch-freak like myself who wishes his dinner to consist of mashed potatoes, french fries, and garlic bread. White bread is the hardest to divorce from. Maybe just cut your intake of it by half. Watch your pasta intake, too.

3) Practice telling yourself what you like about yourself, and what positive qualities you bring to the people around you on a daily basis. Maybe do it in front of a mirror for the eye contact. Just peel the stark bitterness away, only a for a few minutes, and give yourself a good pep talk.


If you make these THREE SIMPLE THINGS a literal habit, you'll see the difference in less than six months, I promise you. Seriously, consider it...


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 Originally Posted By: Lucius Prometheus Vorenus
I would never eliminate catfish you batshit-insane man! But, I'm telling you, get the sugar out of the tea and you'll lose at least ten pounds of gut alone...


Last time I had to do something akin to dieting, I eliminated all the sugar in my diet for two weeks (mainly in the form of sweet tea and coke) and the pounds melted right off.

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fuck that noise. I like my sugar intake the way it is.


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch's Choice In Women
fuck that noise. I like my sugar intake the way it is.


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 Originally Posted By: Lucius Prometheus Vorenus
3) Practice telling yourself what you like about yourself, and what positive qualities you bring to the people around you on a daily basis. Maybe do it in front of a mirror for the eye contact. Just peel the stark bitterness away, only a for a few minutes, and give yourself a good pep talk.


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oh shit MEM is gunna buttrape someone!!!!!!!

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 Originally Posted By: rex
 Originally Posted By: Lucius Prometheus Vorenus


And the "inverse fade-out" hairstyle just isn't doing it anymore. Go ahead and accept you don't have enough hair to keep the steamroller going, and just shave it. You'll look ten times better. Not saner, or thinner, or safer around kids, but better.

Also, as far your weight goes, may I suggest three things:

1) Walk for thirty minutes a day. That's all, just get the blood moving. Not only will it effortlessly burn some calories, but its great for your circulation and breathing.

2) Cut out 90% of your sugar. No lie, this helped me when I added the quit-smoking-twenty-pounds. I switched to strictly un-sweet tea, used Splenda in my coffee, and try to limit sodas to (max) one-a-day. Also, if you can switch to whole wheat bread, rather than strict white. White bread has all that refined sugar in it, and it shit for your weight-line. Take it from a starch-freak like myself who wishes his dinner to consist of mashed potatoes, french fries, and garlic bread. White bread is the hardest to divorce from. Maybe just cut your intake of it by half. Watch your pasta intake, too.

3) Practice telling yourself what you like about yourself, and what positive qualities you bring to the people around you on a daily basis. Maybe do it in front of a mirror for the eye contact. Just peel the stark bitterness away, only a for a few minutes, and give yourself a good pep talk.


If you make these THREE SIMPLE THINGS a literal habit, you'll see the difference in less than six months, I promise you. Seriously, consider it...


sure g-man sure


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^Yeah, I'm not sure how me giving some friendly, positive advice made him think of you...

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 Originally Posted By: iggy


Last time I had to do something akin to dieting, I eliminated all the sugar in my diet for two weeks (mainly in the form of sweet tea and coke) and the pounds melted right off.


True story!

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fuck that noise. I like my sugar intake the way it is.


True story!

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I knew someone would get there sooner or later... \:lol\:

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Telling me how to live my life without me asking is very g-man like.


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 Originally Posted By: Lucius Prometheus Vorenus


And the "inverse fade-out" hairstyle just isn't doing it anymore. Go ahead and accept you don't have enough hair to keep the steamroller going, and just shave it. You'll look ten times better. Not saner, or thinner, or safer around kids, but better.

Also, as far your weight goes, may I suggest three things:

1) Walk for thirty minutes a day. That's all, just get the blood moving. Not only will it effortlessly burn some calories, but its great for your circulation and breathing.

2) Cut out 90% of your sugar. No lie, this helped me when I added the quit-smoking-twenty-pounds. I switched to strictly un-sweet tea, used Splenda in my coffee, and try to limit sodas to (max) one-a-day. Also, if you can switch to whole wheat bread, rather than strict white. White bread has all that refined sugar in it, and it shit for your weight-line. Take it from a starch-freak like myself who wishes his dinner to consist of mashed potatoes, french fries, and garlic bread. White bread is the hardest to divorce from. Maybe just cut your intake of it by half. Watch your pasta intake, too.

3) Practice telling yourself what you like about yourself, and what positive qualities you bring to the people around you on a daily basis. Maybe do it in front of a mirror for the eye contact. Just peel the stark bitterness away, only a for a few minutes, and give yourself a good pep talk.


If you make these THREE SIMPLE THINGS a literal habit, you'll see the difference in less than six months, I promise you. Seriously, consider it...



couple pushups wouldnt hurt. just sayin...


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 Originally Posted By: rex
Telling me how to live my life without me asking is very g-man like.


Hey, I wasn't telling. I was just offering advice to be helpful. If I didn't care, I would just give up on you like I have with Snarf or Sammitch. But you have the potential. I believe in you!

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Just so you leave me alone I'll tell you what I am now doing.

I'm in the process of moving to a new apartment that is on the second floor. that's gonna be some good exercise there since I have a dog that will need to go out several times a day, along with whenever I leave to go anywhere.

The apartment is on the bike path and river. I love riding my bike there and if I go one way there's a mall and the other way is a major shopping area. If the weather is nice I walk to either of those.

There is a workout room in the complex that I will use when its raining, which is nine months out of the year.

The shit hole neighborhood I live in now is right in the middle of the two major bike paths. To get to either I have to cross major streets and that sometimes makes me not want to go anywhere. Once I'm in the new apartment I will be either walking or riding my bike everywhere.


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and this is where your girlfriend from Wow is coming to visit you at eh? not bad rex. not bad at all...


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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
and this is where your girlfriend from Wow is coming to visit you at eh? not bad rex. not bad at all...


Is the apartment wheelchair accessible?


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I didn't meet her in wow.


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Right. He hasn't actually met her. ;\)


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Wow is where I met joe mamas woman.


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 Originally Posted By: rex
Wow is where I met joe mamas woman.


It's true. She asked me, "Do you know some gay guy named rexstardust?"


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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: rex
Wow is where I met joe mamas woman.


It's true. She asked me, "Do you know some gay guy named rexstardust?"


\:lol\:

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 Originally Posted By: rex
Just so you leave me alone I'll tell you what I am now doing.

I'm in the process of moving to a new apartment that is on the second floor. that's gonna be some good exercise there since I have a dog that will need to go out several times a day, along with whenever I leave to go anywhere.

The apartment is on the bike path and river. I love riding my bike there and if I go one way there's a mall and the other way is a major shopping area. If the weather is nice I walk to either of those.

There is a workout room in the complex that I will use when its raining, which is nine months out of the year.

The shit hole neighborhood I live in now is right in the middle of the two major bike paths. To get to either I have to cross major streets and that sometimes makes me not want to go anywhere. Once I'm in the new apartment I will be either walking or riding my bike everywhere.



Well FUCK YES! I'm proud of you, Brian!

Man, change is good. Even changing your environment is preferable to stagnation. I'll be sure to nag you again by December to hear of your progress...

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Oh and seriously...cut the sugar intake. It's the most pain-free form of dieting you can find. If you skip the sugar in your coffee, you can still have those french fries...

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If you want to lose fat, do weights. Especially your back and leg muscles.

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The woman!

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 Originally Posted By: Lucius Prometheus Vorenus
Oh and seriously...cut the sugar intake. It's the most pain-free form of dieting you can find. If you skip the sugar in your coffee, you can still have those french fries...


I don't drink coffee.


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 Originally Posted By: Juche
If you want to lose fat, do weights. Especially your back and leg muscles.


No one asked you.


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 Originally Posted By: rex
 Originally Posted By: Lucius Prometheus Vorenus
Oh and seriously...cut the sugar intake. It's the most pain-free form of dieting you can find. If you skip the sugar in your coffee, you can still have those french fries...


I don't drink coffee.


Okay, then cut your sodas in half, and you can still have your starches (i.e. breads, fries, etc.) Unless you're a sugar freak. Then, you'd probably want to cut your greasy foods as much as possible, and try to keep your soda intake to about two a day, max.

What's a normal meal for you? On an average day?

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You one asked anyone. You worthless piece of shit.

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 Originally Posted By: Juche
If you want to lose fat, do weights. Especially your back and leg muscles.


True that. But, we're trying to find a way for Rex to tone up with the least path of resistance. If he can take the first step of just regulating what he eats, then each new step will be that much easier and that much more beneficial. Weights are, like, the fifth step in this ladder...

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 Originally Posted By: Juche
You one asked anyone. You worthless piece of shit.


What does that mean?

And what did Rob do?

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 Originally Posted By: Lucius Prometheus Vorenus
 Originally Posted By: Juche
You one asked anyone. You worthless piece of shit.


What does that mean?

And what did Rob do?


He didn't let me give him advice on how to lose weight.

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