Yeah...it's been crazy. Moved to a cheap apartment where I'm afraid to walk the new puppy at night...er...still working on that problem actually. I really need a promotion so I can get out of this glorified trailer park.

But I can write while I'm cleaning the gun. Kidding, kidding.


"You're either lying or stupid."
"I'm stupid! I'm stupid!"
Megatron and Starscream