A man went to a dentist to have his upper plate repaired. The dentist commented that the plate was all corroded and rotted, and asked what the man had been eating. “My wife is crazy about hollandaise sauce,” he replied. “We have it all the time.“ “That could do it,” said the dentist. “Hollandaise is acidic and corrosive, but I’ll make the new plate out of chrome.” “Chrome?” asked the patient in disbelief. “Sure,” replied the dentist, “everyone knows there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.”
