ACCOUNTANT NOOMBA KA-RUNCH: Listen guys, I know we're all against this commercialism-imperialism thing, but the numbers don't lie.

Our financial sheet is looking bleak ever since the Americans froze our international assets. Would it kill anybody to put a Product Placement in the next Terror Threat Video Tape?

Osama, maybe while you are broadcasting from your cave, you can be holding a can of Pepsi? Or wearing an Exxon-Mobil cap?