Suicide is the dumbest possible way of getting revenge. Why is that? Because the people you want to strike back at are the very same folks who won't even remember you a week after you're gone, while the people you want to spare most -- the people who love you -- are the ones who will have to live with the pain of your suicide for the rest of their lives.
DAVID J. LIEBERMAN, Instant Analysis
You realize that suicide's a criminal offense -- In less enlightened times they'd have hung you for it.
PETER COOK, Bedazzled
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
