GREETINGS THAT HALLMARK NEVER USED.... Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy!'Cause when I got one, I got real snippy. I heard you had herpes And I feel terrible.I'd say "get well soon" But I know it's incurable.
My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire, I found your cat. Sorry!
You had your bladder removed, And you're on the mends.Here's a bouquet of flowers And a box of Depends.
So you lost your job, It's one of those hardships in life.Next time, work harder And stay away from the boss's wife.
I heard you had herpes And I feel terrible.I'd say "get well soon" But I know it's incurable.
