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Q. What's white and goes up?
A. A confused snowflake!

Q. How long should a reindeer's legs be?
A. Just long enough to reach the ground!

Q. What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A. A broken drum, you cant beat it!

Q. What says, "Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't?"
A. A snowman on a cross walk!

Q. What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?
A. A Christmas Quacker!